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"Paranoid": 4% on Rotten Tomatoes

Must be the worst-reviewed "serious" movie of the year.

by Anonymousreply 1908/18/2013

"Paranoia," even

by Anonymousreply 108/18/2013

Wow. The previews actually looked good, but there seems to be near universal hate for this movie. I find the disparity odd.

by Anonymousreply 208/18/2013

It's shocking to me no one wants to see a movie that shows Harrison Ford doing his grouchy old man routine snarling at people!

by Anonymousreply 308/18/2013

[quote]I find the disparity odd

What, that an advertisement makes a product sound better than it actually is? How long did it take you to reach Earth?

by Anonymousreply 408/18/2013

No, R4, that they're so easily able to cover up something SO BAD and making it seem SO GOOD.

It's not that they're just polishing a turd. It's that they were so successful at doing so.

Most times you can tell.

by Anonymousreply 508/18/2013

R5 They couldn't have been that good at it. It opened at 12 at the box office in wide release.

by Anonymousreply 608/18/2013

[quote]The previews actually looked good

Um, maybe to some people. I remember when we are at the movies and my friends and I saw the preview for the first time...we all thought it looked as pathetically bland and generic as it apparently is.

by Anonymousreply 708/18/2013

The National Midnight Star says:

PARANOID is this summer's feel-good breakout hit! TWO very, very enthusiastic thumbs up!

by Anonymousreply 808/18/2013

[quote]It's shocking to me no one wants to see a movie that shows Harrison Ford doing his grouchy old man routine snarling at people.

Seriously. I can get that at home for free.

by Anonymousreply 908/18/2013

Poor Gary Oldman being stuck in that.

by Anonymousreply 1008/18/2013

Critics hate it even more than "White Chicks" and "The Smurfs 2."

by Anonymousreply 1108/18/2013

Damn, this was supposed to be Liam Hemsworth break-out role.

by Anonymousreply 1208/18/2013

It can't possibly be worse than The Lone Ranger.

by Anonymousreply 1308/18/2013

Another bad summer movie with negative, angry leads? What's wrong with Hollywood?

by Anonymousreply 1408/18/2013


by Anonymousreply 1508/18/2013

You bitches seem to be even more gleeful about this than you were about AfterEarth failing. What did Liam do you guys? Did I miss a text?

by Anonymousreply 1608/18/2013

r10, Gary Oldman has done paycheque roles for years.

The Batman series is a case in point.

by Anonymousreply 1708/18/2013

What's funny is that Hemsworth is being compared to another blank pretty-boy who can't act - Taylor Lautner. In HUNGER GAMES, Hemsworth manages to make barely an impact in a small role.

Chris H. should tell his younger brother to take some lessons quickly.

by Anonymousreply 1808/18/2013

I'm always down for a "so bad it's good" movie. I hope this doesn't disappoint.

by Anonymousreply 1908/18/2013
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