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Why is it so hard to find gay men in LA who look like this?

Is it because I live in LA? They are all shaved, waxed and plucked out here!

Why can't I find a sexy, in shape, hairy man? I love long hair, facial hair and hairy chests. Sadly, most guys who look like that are straight straight straight.

Yes, the guy in the pic is straight too, but my exact type.

by Anonymousreply 5108/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 108/17/2013

Look at that smize!

by Anonymousreply 208/17/2013

Are young gay guys afraid to have beards? No pun intended.

And I'm not talking about "bears" either.

by Anonymousreply 308/17/2013

Yeah, Phil on ANTM is my type for sure too! Beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 408/17/2013

I'm with you, OP.

Love hairy chests. I'd trim the beard a bit, but I love his look.

by Anonymousreply 508/17/2013

Move to San Francisco

by Anonymousreply 608/17/2013

Can't throw a Lady Gilette without hitting one of those in Brooklyn.

by Anonymousreply 708/17/2013

Martial arts guys look like that. Some of them.

I'm not kidding--my next door neighbor in college, who was an MA instructor and drug dealer, and this doofus who was my assigned partner for my seminar paper (also some sort of samarai disciple) both had this exact look.

Hang out where they hang out. You'll find them.

by Anonymousreply 808/17/2013

I'm sure you can find something similar to that in Silverlake.

by Anonymousreply 908/17/2013

Yes, please

by Anonymousreply 1008/17/2013

R9, I kind of doubt they were gay.

by Anonymousreply 1108/17/2013

You can find gay guys like that on the East side (Silverlake) or, to a lesser extent, the beach cities (Venice)

by Anonymousreply 1208/17/2013

R5, yes, that's him!

R10 and R13, any particular clubs or hangouts?

by Anonymousreply 1308/17/2013

gay gays who look like that are indeed very hard to find in LA. straight guys who look like that are everywhere however, and it drives me crazy.

by Anonymousreply 1408/17/2013

[quote]gay gays who look like that are indeed very hard to find in LA. straight guys who look like that are everywhere however, and it drives me crazy.


by Anonymousreply 1508/17/2013

I always imagine beards like that are catchers of crumbs and other tidbits of food.

by Anonymousreply 1608/17/2013

What a stunningly attractive man. I'm hoping there's just a loincloth down below?

by Anonymousreply 1708/17/2013

Me too. I used to work in LA, all of the hot hairy ones are straight. Such a shame. I was able to get an ex to grow out his hair and beard and he looked hot as fuck, but he hated it. Said it was too hot.

I have sampled a few hot closet cases in the midwest who look like this. Mmm, mountain men.

by Anonymousreply 1808/17/2013

[quote]The Forest Primeval

ha, I love that

by Anonymousreply 1908/17/2013

You're looking behind the wrong dumpster. volunteer at a homeless shelter, you'll hit pay dirt.

by Anonymousreply 2008/18/2013

How old at you R21, 11? How juvenile that a grown man or woman posting here would say something so incredibly ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 2108/18/2013

looks like Kate Moss disguised as Lincoln

by Anonymousreply 2208/18/2013

Try joining a khalasar.

by Anonymousreply 2308/18/2013

THIS is my idea of heaven:

by Anonymousreply 2408/18/2013

[quote]How old at you [R21]

I'm old enough to know the difference between 'how old are you' and 'how old at you'. Proof your post, you senile old cunt.

by Anonymousreply 2508/18/2013

Keanu Reeves usually looks like that and it looks like shit.

by Anonymousreply 2608/18/2013

and this one, R25

by Anonymousreply 2708/18/2013

Not R22, but LOL @ R26. Poor baby has to throw nasty names around when it's an obvious typo or cell phone auto correct @ R22

by Anonymousreply 2808/18/2013

Ah, yes, R28!

Come on guys, beard up!!

by Anonymousreply 2908/18/2013

R21/R26, your nastiness and hyperbole are fine, of course, even though they are not flavored with wit or intelligence. In fact, your posts show the opposite. But there's nothing wrong with that. We all work with the constraints we have.

However, automatically assuming that the poster who offended you is old is ridiculous. Experience here shows it is the younger poster who have trouble with simple English, and are unfamiliar with proofing. So when you hissy yourself into a spittle-froth, would you please stop being ageist about it?

And of course "cunt" is appropriate in every context.

Oh - I think the photos of the guys here are great. The hair looks good - and I'm not a bear enthusiast.

by Anonymousreply 3008/18/2013

I love you R31

by Anonymousreply 3108/18/2013

[quote]Come on guys, beard up!!

And let's see some real beards, not those little pussified stubble things so many guys try to pass off as beards. I wan to be able to pull on that shit!!

PS: Just fell in love with the guy at OP's link. Damn.

by Anonymousreply 3208/18/2013

[quote]Come on guys, beard up!!


by Anonymousreply 3308/18/2013

I was referencing John Waters' 'Desperate Living'. I love the scene where Queen Carlotta is called a senile old cunt. Senile young cunt doesn't have the desired impact.

by Anonymousreply 3408/18/2013

[quote]I wan to be able to pull on that shit!!

That typo was for the bitch at R26, who, I imagine, tweezes, waxes, shaves and plucks every hair on his body aside from his head.

by Anonymousreply 3508/18/2013

[quote]I was referencing John Waters' 'Desperate Living'.

STFU already.

by Anonymousreply 3608/18/2013

Just move to Brooklyn and you'll be in heaven OP.

by Anonymousreply 3708/18/2013

yum yum yum musky city

by Anonymousreply 3808/18/2013

Come to Brooklyn where everyone looks like that.

by Anonymousreply 3908/18/2013

R40, but are they gay???

by Anonymousreply 4008/18/2013

LA gay men are all fagged out.

The WEHO herd mentality does that to them.

by Anonymousreply 4108/18/2013

I watch Sons of Anarchy for my porn and JO material. Not even kidding. No "real porn" comes close.

I had a drink several years ago with Donal Logue - what a cool and interesting guy. I'd have fucked him silly, but alas, he's incredibly straight. He was flattered though and was happy that he now knows he is appreciated by both sexes. He didn't even get weird about it. Good to know he's cool with the LGBT crowd.

It was great to see him pop up on SOA last season. Now he's on Vikings now and totally rocking the hairy/bearded look. yeah, he's older, but I'd still do him.

by Anonymousreply 4208/18/2013

[quote]I watch Sons of Anarchy for my porn and JO material.

Me too.

by Anonymousreply 4308/18/2013

You shut the fuck up. Who are you to decide how everyone else is going to post? Who made you the FMN8 webmaster buttboy?

by Anonymousreply 4408/18/2013

R45 - Buttboy? Wow. I kind of feel bad for you. Here we are on this thread, hanging out, enjoying sexy guys... And you have to come along and act juvenile and make nasty remarks. As opposed to maybe finding a thread you enjoy.

I have never understood the kind of people who enter a thread just to be shitty and rude.

So R45, here's hoping you get laid, high, drunk, inspired.. Or see a great film or read a fascinating book. Just so you are happy enough not to feel the need to shit on people's interests or posts.

by Anonymousreply 4508/18/2013

Op, the guy in the photo has really good skin if that picture is not photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 4608/18/2013

Move out of LA.

by Anonymousreply 4708/18/2013

He's got great skin op, why would he cover it up with that awful mess?

by Anonymousreply 4808/18/2013

The lumberjack trend hasn't hit LA yet. When I was in NY (Williamsburg this past May), the place was lousy with them.

by Anonymousreply 4908/19/2013

no, it's here- it's just a straight thing. gays are all plucked eyebrows and hitler youth hair.

by Anonymousreply 5008/19/2013
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