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I'm at the laundromat

I haven't washed my sheets in like 8 weeks and I've had sex on them at least 14 times. One more check and I'll be able to replace my broken w/d with something new.

by Anonymousreply 1408/18/2013

= 14 times =

One more time, and the sheets would have WALKED down to the Laundromat on their own! :)

by Anonymousreply 108/17/2013


by Anonymousreply 208/17/2013

What kind of detergent gets out nacreous layers of permacum? You could do a TV commercial!

by Anonymousreply 308/17/2013

Don't infect the machines for everyone else!

by Anonymousreply 408/17/2013

I used to be a laundromatter

by Anonymousreply 508/17/2013

...then I died

by Anonymousreply 608/17/2013

You nasty, OP.

by Anonymousreply 708/17/2013


by Anonymousreply 808/17/2013

I cannot imagine a worse stench.

by Anonymousreply 908/17/2013

The pigs one encounters on DL these days.

by Anonymousreply 1008/17/2013

ANd the next 14 people using the same washer and dryers as you are going to get the clap.

Dirty whore.

by Anonymousreply 1108/17/2013

Can you give the name and location of said laundromat as well as identify the machines you used? You know, as a public service.

by Anonymousreply 1208/17/2013

Wait a moment, you only had sex 14 times in TWO MONTHS!????? Dude,that's kinda sad.

by Anonymousreply 1308/18/2013

Maybe he had sex another 14 times on other beds. That still leaves a month though.

by Anonymousreply 1408/18/2013
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