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What's the worst thing you can hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

"I'm not Willie Nelson"

by Anonymousreply 1708/17/2013

"Do you have any pot? Because I'm all out"

by Anonymousreply 108/17/2013

"Want to see my goiter?"

by Anonymousreply 208/17/2013

"You are always on my mind."

by Anonymousreply 308/17/2013

All of me....why not take all of me....

by Anonymousreply 408/17/2013

On The Load Again

by Anonymousreply 508/17/2013

Ever since I got herpes in prison, most people wouldn't go down on me.

by Anonymousreply 608/17/2013

I'm bankrupt.

by Anonymousreply 708/17/2013

"This is the Texas Highway Patrol. We're searching the bus for marijuana and cocksuckers."

by Anonymousreply 808/17/2013

Funny How Slime Slips Away

by Anonymousreply 908/17/2013

Georgia Engel on My Mind

by Anonymousreply 1008/17/2013

If you swallow it'll clear that glaucoma right up.

by Anonymousreply 1108/17/2013

Sucking Willie's willie

by Anonymousreply 1208/17/2013

Blow him? Willie Nelson has married four times and fathered seven children.

I think it's safe to say his dick is entirely Cuntry.

by Anonymousreply 1308/17/2013

That's not my dick, it's a long lost piece of Beef Jerky!

by Anonymousreply 1408/17/2013

Never mind the roach motel taped to my nutsack.

by Anonymousreply 1508/17/2013

This thread has made me lol.

by Anonymousreply 1608/17/2013

Thank you, OP. Wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 1708/17/2013
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