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Madonna Turns 55 Years Ancient Today!

Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock.

by Anonymousreply 9408/23/2013

Happy Birthday. Also the anniversary of the death of Elvis.

by Anonymousreply 108/15/2013

Oh now that's just sad. Better not to show herself in public anymore than to have pictures like that in the press. Was the Grim Reaper on the guest list?

by Anonymousreply 208/15/2013

Do you think she takes her grills and dentures out before she blows her son at night?

by Anonymousreply 308/15/2013

Time goes by so slowly.

by Anonymousreply 408/15/2013

She's so perfect for a Sunset Boulevard remake. It would bring her the film respect she so desperately wants if they paired her with a strong director

by Anonymousreply 508/16/2013

We are only considering actresses and or singers for the role of Norma in the Sunset musical.

by Anonymousreply 608/16/2013

r5 must be foreign....are you from Europe r5?

by Anonymousreply 708/16/2013

Even her eye color is fading.

by Anonymousreply 808/16/2013

And of course all you queens just got younger.

by Anonymousreply 908/16/2013

r9=self-hating homophobe

(you say "queen" that's what you are----new rules)

by Anonymousreply 1008/16/2013

You must be my yucky star...

by Anonymousreply 1108/16/2013

I'm 72, Pats.

by Anonymousreply 1208/16/2013

Has she had a serious relationship since Guy Ritchie? WTF is she closed up now?

by Anonymousreply 1308/16/2013

Are you ready boys? She's in heat and on the prowl! (before and after photoshop)

by Anonymousreply 1408/16/2013

Well, at least she's wearing granny panties.

by Anonymousreply 1508/16/2013

R14 - what is wrong with her left shoulder - is that a scar?

by Anonymousreply 1608/16/2013

oh god! my eyes!!

by Anonymousreply 1708/16/2013

you know you want it. Look at this bedroom stare.

by Anonymousreply 1808/16/2013

I feel bad for her. If she dressed more age appropriate, she wouldn't receive such snark. She not aging well because her attitute no longer matches her body.

by Anonymousreply 1908/16/2013

She ain't 25, but for pushing 60 she does look pretty good.

by Anonymousreply 2008/16/2013

R19 "feel bad for her"? Really? It's more than her choice of dress...her stank attitude, desperate attention-whoring ways, and her insecurity of never feeling sexy or pretty enough make her a prime target for ridicule. She has never been a respectable woman and now looks simply pathetic as she has not changed with age.

by Anonymousreply 2108/16/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 2208/16/2013

She probably smells of pee and Werthers Originals.

by Anonymousreply 2308/16/2013

OMG r3, is that the kid she adopted from Africa. He turned out hot as hell. What is he now 18 or 19?

by Anonymousreply 2408/16/2013

Would you believe that Madonna would be the exact same age as Francoise, the baby central to the story of The Umbrellas of Cherborg.

by Anonymousreply 2508/16/2013

R25 - hahahaha!

by Anonymousreply 2608/16/2013

Wilkommen to zie klub, Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 2708/16/2013

She must have sand and cobwebs down there. Did you ever notice that she wears support hoes every time she shows the lower half of her body?

by Anonymousreply 2808/16/2013

she looks amazing haters.

by Anonymousreply 2908/16/2013

I predict meltdownsville. Now OFFICIALLY old as fuck and getting increasingly desperate and unable to face and in denial of obsolescence.

But hey, on the plus side at least she still has her "fuckers", er, fans.

by Anonymousreply 3008/16/2013

At 55 all a vain, self-absorbed woman like Madonna can hope for are comments that you "look good for your age."

She is past hotness. She is over being a sex symbol. She is no longer a desirable fuck magnet.

That's all good, however, because a post-menopausal woman has much to offer the world by the way of wisdom, know-how, compassion, and peacefulness.

The problem for Madonna, is that she may have never worked on herself very much and did not develop any real working and valuable qualities.

by Anonymousreply 3108/16/2013

Grandmadonna is a true trailblazer who has shown millions that aging gracefully is overrated.

by Anonymousreply 3208/16/2013


by Anonymousreply 3308/16/2013

r33 = Jerry Lewis

by Anonymousreply 3408/16/2013

Andrew Lloyd Webber actually talks about Madonna in SUNSET BLVD at the end of this BWW interview but says that while he thinks she'd be good he would probably still give Glenn Close first dibs.

by Anonymousreply 3508/16/2013

I have to admit the cunt looks pretty good

by Anonymousreply 3608/16/2013

r36 = Madonna

by Anonymousreply 3708/16/2013

I don't know about you, but I'm hard.

by Anonymousreply 3808/16/2013

55 is not pushing 60.

by Anonymousreply 3908/16/2013

She's a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 4008/16/2013

Sharon Stone who also turned 55 this year looks MUCH better and of course is way prettier. I'm sure Vadge is super jealous, as she is of all beautiful women.

by Anonymousreply 4108/16/2013

55 izt zie nu 95!

by Anonymousreply 4208/16/2013

Really not that bad as far as unretouched ones go r18.

She looked ravishing 20 years ago at a spritely 35

by Anonymousreply 4308/16/2013

Incredibly old looking for her age

by Anonymousreply 4408/16/2013

can someone who can post threads please start one are Maureen Maher of CBS'S 48 hour mystery? I love her. Can you ask what her story is etc?


by Anonymousreply 4508/16/2013

Guess what OP? We all get old. Shocking, I know.

by Anonymousreply 4608/16/2013

Can you believe she's older than Gloria Swanson was in Sunset Boulevard? And the same age as Bette Davis was in 'Baby Jane'?

by Anonymousreply 4708/16/2013

She'll be singing this no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 4808/16/2013

Finally Madonna has arrived at the place Joan Baez cuntily warned her about - obscurity.

by Anonymousreply 4908/16/2013

Somebody cue the soundtrack to The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone.

by Anonymousreply 5008/16/2013


by Anonymousreply 5108/16/2013

How many tours does she have left in her contract: Maybe the cunt will finally do a Greatest Hits - in their original arrangements.

by Anonymousreply 5208/16/2013

"She ain't 25, but for pushing 60 she does look pretty good."

No, she's not 25. But she THINKS that she is. And she wants everybody else to think so, too. That's what so sad; a woman that age desperately trying to maintain the illusion that she's 30 years younger than she actually is.

by Anonymousreply 5308/16/2013

and still looks at least 20 years younger than Janet Jackson, has had a lot less work and hasn't been forced into retirement the way Janet has been. Happy birthday!

by Anonymousreply 5408/16/2013

Cuntiest cunt who ever cunted.

by Anonymousreply 5508/16/2013

She looks terrible. Too much work done and she's too thin.

R52 I think she has one more tour, thankfully. Of course Live Nation will fix the next one as the biggest selling tour of all time, in keeping with the routine. Sad that with all of her spiritual studies she still is so unhappy.

by Anonymousreply 5608/16/2013

NOW can she keep her clothes on?

by Anonymousreply 5708/16/2013

55 really isn't old anymore like it was when people smoked like crazy. The lack of smoking makes people live much longer and in much better shape. I'm 30, and to me 55 is still pretty young. To me, old is like 90+. And probably in a decade even that won't be very old anymore.

by Anonymousreply 5808/16/2013

Oh I am pleased, r56. The last tour was good in an indulgent way but she's really not playing for the crowd.

The "spirituality" is what most sticks in my craw. I don't get why she persists, she is still a cunt by her own admission. It clearly isn't working, so what's the point. Embrace your inner cunt.

by Anonymousreply 5908/16/2013

Tonight I was at Therapy (a major bar in Hells Kitchen in Manhattan) and the DJ played an hour of her videos ranging from her CLASSIC 80s ones to the present as a tribute to her birthday.

There was collective euphoria.

She is was one of greatest entertainers of all time up there with Sinatra, Garland, Astaire, and Streisand.

Only HERE in The Kingdom of The Deranged is there such neurotic derision.

Until tomorrow when the NEXT mentally disturbed thread commences.

by Anonymousreply 6008/16/2013

In addition to Sharon Stone, Lynda Carter and Morgan Fairchild are more examples of women who have all aged better than Vadge.

by Anonymousreply 6108/16/2013

Bitch has got the AIDS.

by Anonymousreply 6208/16/2013

^It helps to have been beautiful in the first place. Also, Fairchild didn't have the cheek implants, that was Madonna's mistake.

by Anonymousreply 6308/16/2013

[quote]Guess what OP? We all get old. Shocking, I know.

Guess what, most of us don't hack up our faces, starve ourselves, join cults, and pretend we're still 20 years old at 55.

by Anonymousreply 6408/16/2013

[quote]She is was one of greatest entertainers of all time up there with Sinatra, Garland, Astaire, and Streisand.

Now you know why Madonna buys black babies: to raise them to do her PR.

by Anonymousreply 6508/16/2013

Hell, even Marie Osmond at 53 looks better.

by Anonymousreply 6608/16/2013

If she had maintained a normal female body weight she would probably still look great.

by Anonymousreply 6708/16/2013

Dana Delany is another woman older than Madonna who looks much better.

by Anonymousreply 6808/16/2013

The legion of misogynistic gray blobs in their caftans weigh in on women who are "aging well."


by Anonymousreply 6908/16/2013

From her Facebook page:

"The best way to celebrate my birthday and life in general is to be grateful!!!! And I have nothing but appreciation for all of my fans who have supported me through out the years. I feel your love and it inspires me! It keeps me going!!!. Thank you for fighting the Revolution of love with Me!"


by Anonymousreply 7008/16/2013

I agree, R61, Morgan Fairchild is aging completely naturally.

by Anonymousreply 7108/16/2013

so many idiots in one thread.

talking about her spirituality, her neediness, etc. etc. etc.

NONE of you (save for her brother and EJ who probably post here) will ever meet her.

You know NOTHING about her. NOTHING. What you're fed is the bullshit her team wants you to believe.

You're all so stupid and she keeps staying relevant since you all keep incessantly talking about her.

I have to believe that it is your hatred of your own age that makes you go so batshit crazy!

by Anonymousreply 7208/17/2013

Oi! Don't look at me r16!

by Anonymousreply 7308/17/2013

[quote]She is was one of greatest entertainers of all time up there with Sinatra, Garland, Astaire, and Streisand.

Really not the best idea to put her amongst such great talents. Her type of entertainment is very different.

I hope you and your posse had fun but just remember it's not 1991 anymore and Vadge is viewed VERY differently in the real world nowadays.

And lobotomized bot at r72, what the fuck does our not meeting her have to do with anything? Who said anyone would want to. And to be fair you know nothing about her either so what gives you the right to tell people how to think.

Moving the focus on to us is the lamest standard moron reply. Why are YOU here then? More pertinently, how about you take your head out of Madge's ass and get an actual opinion. Even the looniest of Vadge loons wouldn't defend Kabbalah.

Dead @ her releasing a statement about her birthday since she's so old. Who gave her the idea anyone gives a fuck.

by Anonymousreply 7408/17/2013

She's setting the groundork for her next Livenation album/tour package with the 'birthday message'.. This time it's a 'revolution of love'. It's funny, there's something Gagaesque about the way she's setting up this latest connection with her fans (ie being all nice), and the implication that she is mobilising an army for the revolution.

by Anonymousreply 7508/17/2013


by Anonymousreply 7608/17/2013

R70 "nothing but appreciation for my fans" lmao. That is some crock of shit she's cooking. She's 1 of the least fan-friendly stars ever.

The fans who have supported her for 30 years are idiots.

by Anonymousreply 7708/17/2013

Time marches on.

Your face.

by Anonymousreply 7808/17/2013

OMG her birthday party last night...

by Anonymousreply 7908/17/2013

[quote]The legion of misogynistic gray blobs in their caftans weigh in on women who are "aging well."

So says the fat, lisping Madonna qweeen wearing her red string and sipping her Kabbalah water.

Go run in traffic to prove your undying devotion to this mess of a woman.

by Anonymousreply 8008/17/2013

"Thank you for fighting the Revolution of love with Me!"

"The Revolution of Love?!" That has to one of the dumbest celebrity statements of all time. Is she getting senile? Sure seems like it.

by Anonymousreply 8108/17/2013

Pathetic how Vadge tries to get spiritual and "wise". Why do her fans fall for it? This is the same woman who is a flat out bitch to fans and people who work with or under her.

by Anonymousreply 8208/17/2013

Madonna is not a great singer, so comparing her with Streisand or Sinatra is a bit of a mouth stretch. She's a great video pop star, like Janet Jackson. Doesn't her contract with Live Nation require her to put out bubble gum music and tour like an old monkey? It is living in a hell of its own creation. Baby Brahim is a well paid babysitter.

by Anonymousreply 8308/17/2013

Revolution of Love?

Looks like the syphilis won.

by Anonymousreply 8408/17/2013

Is that Lourdes or Gaga at her birthday party?

by Anonymousreply 8508/17/2013

I see the gaggle of sissies is at it again. Butch-up, girls!

by Anonymousreply 8608/17/2013

She won't be relevant again until she puts out a follow-up to "Sex".

by Anonymousreply 8708/18/2013

I hope Britney ages as well as her.

by Anonymousreply 8808/18/2013


by Anonymousreply 8908/23/2013

I can't believe she insists on keeping those cheeks. They're so awful. Here eyes look done too but nothing is as bad as those cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 9008/23/2013

r87 yeah she can call it 'incontinence', sponsored by tena lady.

by Anonymousreply 9108/23/2013

God, can't someone just take it behind the barn and shoot it already?

by Anonymousreply 9208/23/2013

She'll always have Cher as a plastic surgery pop beacon to follow.

by Anonymousreply 9308/23/2013

Cher looks better than Vadge now.

by Anonymousreply 9408/23/2013
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