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How do you react when your partner waltzes in drunk

after spending a night hitting the town with old college chums? I can hear him heaving into the toilet down the hall. He came home wearing a T shirt, ripped jeans and two large gold necklaces.Left this morning in a suit. I'm not kidding.

by Grumperreply 4208/21/2013

Well, ma'am, you should make him sleep it off on the couch.

by Grumperreply 108/15/2013

I fuck him. I love fucking drunks.

by Grumperreply 208/15/2013

I sing THIS:

by Grumperreply 308/15/2013

God's honest truth: had my "kinky" way with him. After years and years of his refusals...damn, I came so fucking hard it wasn't funny. The relationship was over shortly thereafter, but at least I finally got what I want, and I think his psychiatrist ended up with a new Mercedes.

But, he still loves his Mom.

by Grumperreply 408/15/2013

I had a bf once who would only bottom when he was drunk, and he liked it rough. So I didn't mind at all.

by Grumperreply 508/15/2013

Smell his dick. Make sure it hasn't been anywhere it shouldn't have been!

by Grumperreply 608/15/2013

Sorry, what's the problem? And what are we supposed to make of the descriptions of his clothes? Are we supposed to clap our hands to our cheeks that people dress differently for a bar and work?

by Grumperreply 708/15/2013

Did you have waltz music on, OP? I've seen guys stumble in when they're drunk, but your waltzing partner sounds unique.

by Grumperreply 808/15/2013

Always the edgy fag, my partner prefers to polka in drunk.

by Grumperreply 908/15/2013

fuck him and then dump him

by Grumperreply 1008/15/2013

I'd like to party with your bf OP, he sounds fun.

If he's not a habitual drunk what's the big problem with one night? If you nag or have a fit of the vapors over it he'll do it again just to spite you.

by Grumperreply 1108/15/2013

Was it "bowling night?"

by Grumperreply 1208/15/2013

Uh, did he trade clothes?

by Grumperreply 1308/15/2013

Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

by Grumperreply 1408/15/2013

Did he come home wearing a caftan and earrings?

by Grumperreply 1508/15/2013

OP, when did your nursing home get wifi?

by Grumperreply 1608/15/2013

It's probably a good thing he was waltzing. Had he been doing the kazatsky, he could have wrecked all your furniture, OP.

by Grumperreply 1708/16/2013

He went out and partied with old school friends. Good for him. Why is that an issue unless he does it every night?

I wouldn't have a problem with it at all.

by Grumperreply 1808/16/2013

sloppy bottom drunks

by Grumperreply 1908/16/2013

You don't react. You be happy that he had a good time and you clean up the mess.

by Grumperreply 2008/16/2013

What r21 said. And be happy you have a partner who enjoys life a bit. Because you'd otherwise be complaining that he never leaves the house or knows how to cut loose.

by Grumperreply 2108/16/2013

Til I Waltz Again With You

by Grumperreply 2208/16/2013

The part about him leaving in a suit and returning in T shirt and jeans is the part I think needs 'splaining.

by Grumperreply 2308/16/2013

Is he bigger than you?

by Grumperreply 2408/16/2013

That depends. Is he leading?

by Grumperreply 2508/16/2013

And the band played "Waltzing Matilda"

by Grumperreply 2608/18/2013

Come back, OP. Tell us what happened the next morning.

by Grumperreply 2708/20/2013

So fucking what, OP?

You might reflect on what you have rather than your partner's many shortcomings, or you could --as is likely your usual way-- simply file away a record these things in your Excel Spreadsheet of Grievances and let them fester into something really despicable.

by Grumperreply 2808/20/2013

What kind of ninny says things like "waltzes in drunk"?

by Grumperreply 2908/20/2013

Roll my eyes at him, ask how he made it home, and put him to bed. I make sure he drinks lots of water before bed, too. He's fun when he's drunk but miserable when hungover.

by Grumperreply 3008/20/2013

Probably the same sort who says "ninny", R30.

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by Grumperreply 3308/20/2013

I sing: "I won't dance. Don't ask me!"

by Grumperreply 3408/20/2013

It depends how often it happens???

by Grumperreply 3508/20/2013

Use to have a bf who came home drunk after seeing his parents- they were drunks too. I would carry him to bed- he was a small guy- undress him and fuck him till he passed out. He loved when I did that.

by Grumperreply 3608/20/2013

Threaten him with a rolling pin.

by Grumperreply 3708/20/2013

R37 has the best advise.

by Grumperreply 3808/20/2013

At least you have a partner.

by Grumperreply 3908/20/2013

You sound like a paranoid harpy, OP.

by Grumperreply 4008/20/2013

Are you still together or has he danced right out of your life, OP?

by Grumperreply 4108/21/2013
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