after spending a night hitting the town with old college chums? I can hear him heaving into the toilet down the hall. He came home wearing a T shirt, ripped jeans and two large gold necklaces.Left this morning in a suit. I'm not kidding.
How do you react when your partner waltzes in drunk
|by Grumper||reply 42||08/21/2013|
Well, ma'am, you should make him sleep it off on the couch.
|by Grumper||reply 1||08/15/2013|
I fuck him. I love fucking drunks.
|by Grumper||reply 2||08/15/2013|
I sing THIS:
|by Grumper||reply 3||08/15/2013|
God's honest truth: had my "kinky" way with him. After years and years of his refusals...damn, I came so fucking hard it wasn't funny. The relationship was over shortly thereafter, but at least I finally got what I want, and I think his psychiatrist ended up with a new Mercedes.
But, he still loves his Mom.
|by Grumper||reply 4||08/15/2013|
I had a bf once who would only bottom when he was drunk, and he liked it rough. So I didn't mind at all.
|by Grumper||reply 5||08/15/2013|
Smell his dick. Make sure it hasn't been anywhere it shouldn't have been!
|by Grumper||reply 6||08/15/2013|
Sorry, what's the problem? And what are we supposed to make of the descriptions of his clothes? Are we supposed to clap our hands to our cheeks that people dress differently for a bar and work?
|by Grumper||reply 7||08/15/2013|
Did you have waltz music on, OP? I've seen guys stumble in when they're drunk, but your waltzing partner sounds unique.
|by Grumper||reply 8||08/15/2013|
Always the edgy fag, my partner prefers to polka in drunk.
|by Grumper||reply 9||08/15/2013|
fuck him and then dump him
|by Grumper||reply 10||08/15/2013|
I'd like to party with your bf OP, he sounds fun.
If he's not a habitual drunk what's the big problem with one night? If you nag or have a fit of the vapors over it he'll do it again just to spite you.
|by Grumper||reply 11||08/15/2013|
Was it "bowling night?"
|by Grumper||reply 12||08/15/2013|
Uh, did he trade clothes?
|by Grumper||reply 13||08/15/2013|
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick
|by Grumper||reply 14||08/15/2013|
Did he come home wearing a caftan and earrings?
|by Grumper||reply 15||08/15/2013|
OP, when did your nursing home get wifi?
|by Grumper||reply 16||08/15/2013|
It's probably a good thing he was waltzing. Had he been doing the kazatsky, he could have wrecked all your furniture, OP.
|by Grumper||reply 17||08/16/2013|
He went out and partied with old school friends. Good for him. Why is that an issue unless he does it every night?
I wouldn't have a problem with it at all.
|by Grumper||reply 18||08/16/2013|
sloppy bottom drunks
|by Grumper||reply 19||08/16/2013|
You don't react. You be happy that he had a good time and you clean up the mess.
|by Grumper||reply 20||08/16/2013|
What r21 said. And be happy you have a partner who enjoys life a bit. Because you'd otherwise be complaining that he never leaves the house or knows how to cut loose.
|by Grumper||reply 21||08/16/2013|
Til I Waltz Again With You
|by Grumper||reply 22||08/16/2013|
The part about him leaving in a suit and returning in T shirt and jeans is the part I think needs 'splaining.
|by Grumper||reply 23||08/16/2013|
Is he bigger than you?
|by Grumper||reply 24||08/16/2013|
That depends. Is he leading?
|by Grumper||reply 25||08/16/2013|
And the band played "Waltzing Matilda"
|by Grumper||reply 26||08/18/2013|
Come back, OP. Tell us what happened the next morning.
|by Grumper||reply 27||08/20/2013|
So fucking what, OP?
You might reflect on what you have rather than your partner's many shortcomings, or you could --as is likely your usual way-- simply file away a record these things in your Excel Spreadsheet of Grievances and let them fester into something really despicable.
|by Grumper||reply 28||08/20/2013|
What kind of ninny says things like "waltzes in drunk"?
|by Grumper||reply 29||08/20/2013|
Roll my eyes at him, ask how he made it home, and put him to bed. I make sure he drinks lots of water before bed, too. He's fun when he's drunk but miserable when hungover.
|by Grumper||reply 30||08/20/2013|
Probably the same sort who says "ninny", R30.
|by Grumper||reply 31||08/20/2013|
|by Grumper||reply 32||08/20/2013|
|by Grumper||reply 33||08/20/2013|
I sing: "I won't dance. Don't ask me!"
|by Grumper||reply 34||08/20/2013|
It depends how often it happens???
|by Grumper||reply 35||08/20/2013|
Use to have a bf who came home drunk after seeing his parents- they were drunks too. I would carry him to bed- he was a small guy- undress him and fuck him till he passed out. He loved when I did that.
|by Grumper||reply 36||08/20/2013|
Threaten him with a rolling pin.
|by Grumper||reply 37||08/20/2013|
R37 has the best advise.
|by Grumper||reply 38||08/20/2013|
At least you have a partner.
|by Grumper||reply 39||08/20/2013|
You sound like a paranoid harpy, OP.
|by Grumper||reply 40||08/20/2013|
Are you still together or has he danced right out of your life, OP?
|by Grumper||reply 41||08/21/2013|