I porked a fattie
College kid working the drive thru at my local Whataburger. They take forever with even a simple order, so I chatted with him for a bit.
He seemed a tad lonely, and eager for some human contact. Also really nice. So I passed him my number and he called. We met up last night and had two tons of fun.
Really cute guy, kind of fey & geeky, and about 50 lbs overweight. The extra cushioning on the back end really adds something, I must say. I loved it when he sat on my face.
|by BenZ||reply 57||09/29/2013|
Why do Datalounge stories always involve fast food?
Benz darling how long did you take to concoct this fairy tale? You forgot to mention that he was straight , that would have made the fable far more exciting and believable.
I almost made it through the whole post but I ended up throwing up in my mouth a little bit when OP said the poor guy sat on his face.
[quote] Pay it forward.
Actually, OP's motto seems to be: gay it forward.
OP, you scat freaks are the absolute worst. Did your mommy know you were down in the basement eating some fat kid's shit?
Brandon-Lite + Judy "Pills" Garland = BenZ
Who said anything about that, R7?
Since they met while OP was buying fast food, the other guy probably told his friends, "I porked a fattie" too.
|by BenZ||reply 10||08/15/2013|
Gays should exhibit good taste and not eat fast food, attend fast food joints, or date fast food imbibers.
The fast food culture should be prohibited by upstanding gays.
|by BenZ||reply 11||08/15/2013|
I prefer some chunk in my hunk. Bring me those chubbies!
|by BenZ||reply 12||08/15/2013|
This was Katy Perry's original rejected title for "I Kissed a Girl."
|by BenZ||reply 13||08/15/2013|
Still not Brandon! I'm amused at being compared to Judy Pills, but not Brandon.
|by BenZ||reply 19||08/15/2013|
I like a boy who's on the chubby side.
|by BenZ||reply 22||08/15/2013|
I sucked off a fattie this morning. Met him on Craig's list. He was looking for a blow job. Asked what he needed to qualify. He is 36, 6 foot 240. Sounded good to me. Apparently he has been rejected for a BJ often.
He didn't look that heavy. Dark hair, bald on top, nice skin, kind of cute. Like a Goebel Monk figure.
He had a nice dick, hard before I got there, came quickly. Has not had an orgasm in a year. Two years since his last blow job.
It is what I need right now, dick to suck. He is clean, cute enough and has a nice cum filled sac. I must admit his cum was not only profuse but bitter. Not a good thing to not keep your pipes cleaned out.
|by BenZ||reply 23||08/15/2013|
It was quite smooth and creamy white, R21. It jiggled when I plowed him, and (best of all) he squealed! I love it when they squeal.
I asked him to fuck me, which he did for a bit. It was easier for him to lie down and have me sit on his (rather girthy!) dick, which isn't my favorite position. It was still fun, though.
|by BenZ||reply 24||08/15/2013|
Doesn't he masturbate, R23? Were there lumps in his stuff? I've heard that can happen.
|by BenZ||reply 25||08/15/2013|
More cushion of the pushin'!
Am I right, Bromos?
|by BenZ||reply 26||08/15/2013|
I like it when a guy is, like, Max Adler sized big.
Beefy guys on top of me and thick cocks fucking me will make me cum hard and often. (I'm a small dude and love size contrast.)
But John Goodman sized, no.
|by BenZ||reply 27||08/15/2013|
This guy was more Max Adler (but blonde) than John Goodman, but a little flabbier and not as beefy. And more fey.
|by BenZ||reply 28||08/15/2013|
"Doesn't he masturbate, [R23]?"
Perhaps the poor thing can't reach around his grotesquely swollen midsection?
|by BenZ||reply 29||08/15/2013|
Fey and fat really doesn't work for me, but if you and your fatty enjoyed each other, good for you both. A peg for every hole and all that.
|by BenZ||reply 30||08/15/2013|
BenZ my love, did you wear your gauzy Thai hostess pants while doing the deed?
|by BenZ||reply 31||08/15/2013|
Um, Bran...sorry, um Ben Z?
I shouldn't have been so thoughtful trying to talk to you.
|by BenZ||reply 32||08/15/2013|
[R25] I asked him if he masturbated, he said no he didn't. Claimed he worked long days and lived with his mother. His email address includes "loner". I would assume he has wet dreams, although, I have never experienced one.
|by BenZ||reply 33||08/15/2013|
I knew a chubby once, and then he died.
|by BenZ||reply 34||08/15/2013|
R32, your post at R20 made no sense, which is why I didn't respond to it.
|by BenZ||reply 35||08/15/2013|
R23 and R24's posts made me throw up in my mouth a little.
|by BenZ||reply 36||08/15/2013|
Brandon wouldn't fuck a fattie.
|by BenZ||reply 37||08/15/2013|
What is going on in this thread?! It has a lot of strange things in it.
|by BenZ||reply 38||08/15/2013|
Someone admitting to fucking a fatty has thrown us all into a dither.
|by BenZ||reply 39||08/15/2013|
He's a Hefty Hideaway boy!
|by BenZ||reply 41||08/15/2013|
[R36] You certainly aren't ready to take a load in your mouth.
|by BenZ||reply 42||08/15/2013|
You should hear what he called you!
|by BenZ||reply 43||08/15/2013|
[quote]Has not had an orgasm in a year
|by BenZ||reply 44||08/18/2013|
I have developed a taste for fatty bum over the last few years. I love havin' a big fat dude squat over me face and lickin' his hot, sweaty poo-hole then fuckin' his cushiony ass till he screams. Fat dudes are hot in the sack.
|by BenZ||reply 45||08/18/2013|
r46 I know JUST how you feel. Gimmee' those fatty-boombalatties any day.
|by BenZ||reply 46||08/18/2013|
Did his ass taste like a Whataburger?
|by BenZ||reply 47||08/18/2013|
When I was young I thought bears and stocky dudes were gross. Now, in my 40s, I think they're hot (as long as they're not morbidly obese). I love hairy stocky dudes.
|by BenZ||reply 49||08/18/2013|
Thank heavens SOMEONE finds bears and "stocky dudes" sexually appealing. Otherwise they would NEVER get laid.
|by BenZ||reply 50||08/18/2013|
This a common situation among me and some people I know. We're 40s and 50s and hook up with geeky/nerdy/tubby guys in their 20s.
It's difficult for them to get any action from guys their own age and so they go older.
My favorite was a 19 year old college student who was decent looking but slightly weird who found me on Adam4Adam.
Once or twice a week he'd come over to suck me and have me fuck him.
|by BenZ||reply 51||08/18/2013|
After this experience, I must say I've developed quite a taste for young, portly fellows. I was temping recently, and the cute, geeky, and rotund IT guy came to work on my computer.
He got down under my desk to fiddle with the surge strip and stuck that ass out and I imagined what it would be like to munch it out.
|by BenZ||reply 52||09/29/2013|
Fat boys make good bottoms.
|by BenZ||reply 53||09/29/2013|
In my experience fat guy's genitals and asses smell. Now don't you bitches chime in and say skinny guys are the same way because they usually (but not always) aren't. It's only natural a fat guy is unable to clean there as well as a non-fat guy because their hands can only stretch so far, when their belly and ass is so large it must be hard to drag a wash cloth or soapy hand under all that flesh. A hand shower can only do so much, there needs to be soap in there as well. One of the few fat guys I had sex with looked good in his pics he sent me (round body which looked firm and clean) but when we actually hooked up I found his lower regions smelled like fish food. I couldn't continue past some simple foreplay.
|by BenZ||reply 54||09/29/2013|
Did his butt cheeks shimmy like Jell-O molds when you fucked him?
|by BenZ||reply 55||09/29/2013|
I've porked many fatties. Unless grossly obese I like fucking meaty ass. Ok I'm a bit of a chubby chaser.
|by BenZ||reply 56||09/29/2013|