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I porked a fattie

College kid working the drive thru at my local Whataburger. They take forever with even a simple order, so I chatted with him for a bit.

He seemed a tad lonely, and eager for some human contact. Also really nice. So I passed him my number and he called. We met up last night and had two tons of fun.

Really cute guy, kind of fey & geeky, and about 50 lbs overweight. The extra cushioning on the back end really adds something, I must say. I loved it when he sat on my face.

by BenZreply 5709/29/2013

Thank you, Suzanne, for that enlightening tale of modern romance.

by BenZreply 108/15/2013

Why do Datalounge stories always involve fast food?

by BenZreply 208/15/2013

That's good karma, OP.

Pay it forward.

by BenZreply 308/15/2013

Benz darling how long did you take to concoct this fairy tale? You forgot to mention that he was straight , that would have made the fable far more exciting and believable.

by BenZreply 408/15/2013

I almost made it through the whole post but I ended up throwing up in my mouth a little bit when OP said the poor guy sat on his face.

by BenZreply 508/15/2013

[quote] Pay it forward.

Actually, OP's motto seems to be: gay it forward.

by BenZreply 608/15/2013

OP, you scat freaks are the absolute worst. Did your mommy know you were down in the basement eating some fat kid's shit?

by BenZreply 708/15/2013

Brandon-Lite + Judy "Pills" Garland = BenZ

by BenZreply 808/15/2013

Who said anything about that, R7?

by BenZreply 908/15/2013

Since they met while OP was buying fast food, the other guy probably told his friends, "I porked a fattie" too.

by BenZreply 1008/15/2013

Gays should exhibit good taste and not eat fast food, attend fast food joints, or date fast food imbibers.

The fast food culture should be prohibited by upstanding gays.

by BenZreply 1108/15/2013

I prefer some chunk in my hunk. Bring me those chubbies!

by BenZreply 1208/15/2013

This was Katy Perry's original rejected title for "I Kissed a Girl."

by BenZreply 1308/15/2013


by BenZreply 1408/15/2013



by BenZreply 1508/15/2013

ugh, this smacks of Brandon.

by BenZreply 1608/15/2013

[quote] Brandon? [/quote]

My thoughts exactly

by BenZreply 1708/15/2013

r16, accusing people of being Brandon will get you banned. Just a fair warning.

by BenZreply 1808/15/2013

Still not Brandon! I'm amused at being compared to Judy Pills, but not Brandon.

by BenZreply 1908/15/2013

Op ? Op ! Brandon, why do you come here, when you know it makes things hard for me? When you know,oh why do you come?

You had to sneak into my room,just to read my diary. Oh,so many illustrations. Oh,but I'm so sickened. I am so very sickened.

Brandon (OP),I haven't known you very long,but let me just say,that when everyone around you is telling you,you're not as clever as you think you are,maybe you should pause and think about that.

Brandon (OP), you seem to have us confused with that group of backward children (your friends & family) that you play tricks on. You are way out of your league. At least you are with me.

It is also time someone told you,you're also not getting over on your shrink(s)! It's really of no consequence to them if you (or more likely your parents) want to continue to pay for therapy. They will always take your money,but they'll also be there if you ever decide to grow the fuck up,and stop wasting they're time.

Good luck to you young man.

by BenZreply 2008/15/2013

chunky butts

by BenZreply 2108/15/2013

I like a boy who's on the chubby side.

by BenZreply 2208/15/2013

I sucked off a fattie this morning. Met him on Craig's list. He was looking for a blow job. Asked what he needed to qualify. He is 36, 6 foot 240. Sounded good to me. Apparently he has been rejected for a BJ often.

He didn't look that heavy. Dark hair, bald on top, nice skin, kind of cute. Like a Goebel Monk figure.

He had a nice dick, hard before I got there, came quickly. Has not had an orgasm in a year. Two years since his last blow job.

It is what I need right now, dick to suck. He is clean, cute enough and has a nice cum filled sac. I must admit his cum was not only profuse but bitter. Not a good thing to not keep your pipes cleaned out.

by BenZreply 2308/15/2013

It was quite smooth and creamy white, R21. It jiggled when I plowed him, and (best of all) he squealed! I love it when they squeal.

I asked him to fuck me, which he did for a bit. It was easier for him to lie down and have me sit on his (rather girthy!) dick, which isn't my favorite position. It was still fun, though.

by BenZreply 2408/15/2013

Doesn't he masturbate, R23? Were there lumps in his stuff? I've heard that can happen.

by BenZreply 2508/15/2013

More cushion of the pushin'!

Am I right, Bromos?


by BenZreply 2608/15/2013

I like it when a guy is, like, Max Adler sized big.

Beefy guys on top of me and thick cocks fucking me will make me cum hard and often. (I'm a small dude and love size contrast.)

But John Goodman sized, no.

by BenZreply 2708/15/2013

This guy was more Max Adler (but blonde) than John Goodman, but a little flabbier and not as beefy. And more fey.

by BenZreply 2808/15/2013

"Doesn't he masturbate, [R23]?"

Perhaps the poor thing can't reach around his grotesquely swollen midsection?

by BenZreply 2908/15/2013

Fey and fat really doesn't work for me, but if you and your fatty enjoyed each other, good for you both. A peg for every hole and all that.

by BenZreply 3008/15/2013

BenZ my love, did you wear your gauzy Thai hostess pants while doing the deed?

by BenZreply 3108/15/2013

Um, Bran...sorry, um Ben Z?

I shouldn't have been so thoughtful trying to talk to you.

fucking loser.

by BenZreply 3208/15/2013

[R25] I asked him if he masturbated, he said no he didn't. Claimed he worked long days and lived with his mother. His email address includes "loner". I would assume he has wet dreams, although, I have never experienced one.

by BenZreply 3308/15/2013

I knew a chubby once, and then he died.

by BenZreply 3408/15/2013

R32, your post at R20 made no sense, which is why I didn't respond to it.

by BenZreply 3508/15/2013

R23 and R24's posts made me throw up in my mouth a little.

by BenZreply 3608/15/2013

Brandon wouldn't fuck a fattie.

by BenZreply 3708/15/2013

What is going on in this thread?! It has a lot of strange things in it.

by BenZreply 3808/15/2013

Someone admitting to fucking a fatty has thrown us all into a dither.

by BenZreply 3908/15/2013

LOL @ R13

by BenZreply 4008/15/2013

He's a Hefty Hideaway boy!

by BenZreply 4108/15/2013

[R36] You certainly aren't ready to take a load in your mouth.

by BenZreply 4208/15/2013

You should hear what he called you!

by BenZreply 4308/15/2013

[quote]Has not had an orgasm in a year


by BenZreply 4408/17/2013

I have developed a taste for fatty bum over the last few years. I love havin' a big fat dude squat over me face and lickin' his hot, sweaty poo-hole then fuckin' his cushiony ass till he screams. Fat dudes are hot in the sack.

by BenZreply 4508/17/2013

r46 I know JUST how you feel. Gimmee' those fatty-boombalatties any day.

by BenZreply 4608/18/2013

Did his ass taste like a Whataburger?

by BenZreply 4708/18/2013

cakes on deck!

by BenZreply 4808/18/2013

When I was young I thought bears and stocky dudes were gross. Now, in my 40s, I think they're hot (as long as they're not morbidly obese). I love hairy stocky dudes.

by BenZreply 4908/18/2013

Thank heavens SOMEONE finds bears and "stocky dudes" sexually appealing. Otherwise they would NEVER get laid.

by BenZreply 5008/18/2013

This a common situation among me and some people I know. We're 40s and 50s and hook up with geeky/nerdy/tubby guys in their 20s.

It's difficult for them to get any action from guys their own age and so they go older.

My favorite was a 19 year old college student who was decent looking but slightly weird who found me on Adam4Adam.

Once or twice a week he'd come over to suck me and have me fuck him.

by BenZreply 5108/18/2013

After this experience, I must say I've developed quite a taste for young, portly fellows. I was temping recently, and the cute, geeky, and rotund IT guy came to work on my computer.

He got down under my desk to fiddle with the surge strip and stuck that ass out and I imagined what it would be like to munch it out.

by BenZreply 5209/29/2013

Fat boys make good bottoms.

by BenZreply 5309/29/2013

In my experience fat guy's genitals and asses smell. Now don't you bitches chime in and say skinny guys are the same way because they usually (but not always) aren't. It's only natural a fat guy is unable to clean there as well as a non-fat guy because their hands can only stretch so far, when their belly and ass is so large it must be hard to drag a wash cloth or soapy hand under all that flesh. A hand shower can only do so much, there needs to be soap in there as well. One of the few fat guys I had sex with looked good in his pics he sent me (round body which looked firm and clean) but when we actually hooked up I found his lower regions smelled like fish food. I couldn't continue past some simple foreplay.

by BenZreply 5409/29/2013

Did his butt cheeks shimmy like Jell-O molds when you fucked him?

by BenZreply 5509/29/2013

I've porked many fatties. Unless grossly obese I like fucking meaty ass. Ok I'm a bit of a chubby chaser.

by BenZreply 5609/29/2013
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