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Gwyneth and her selfies

She doesn't look a day over 25! Namaste.

"She religiously works out five times a week and as a result, Gwyneth Paltrow looks significantly younger than her 40 years. So the actress made a far better advert for her pal Stella McCartney’s swimwear than any young model could have on Wednesday. The fashion designer posted a photo on her Instagram page which shows Gwyneth full of Glee and leaping through the air."

by Anonymousreply 6008/18/2013

She looks 40 in the face.

by Anonymousreply 108/14/2013

Stella McCartney is NOT a fashion designer!

by Anonymousreply 208/15/2013

So young...

by Anonymousreply 308/15/2013

R1 her face is working poor Appalachian 40, not Hollywood 40.

by Anonymousreply 408/15/2013

She is one ugly mofo.

by Anonymousreply 508/15/2013

The hussy slept with my husband.

by Anonymousreply 608/15/2013

Her body looks pretty good.

by Anonymousreply 708/15/2013

It's amazing how much I liked her when she first started out and how much I hate her now.

She is such an ass.

by Anonymousreply 808/15/2013

R7, for the effort that she puts into it and the stuff she denies it, her body should be perfect in every way.

by Anonymousreply 908/15/2013

I was expecting her to be more undernourished.

by Anonymousreply 1008/15/2013

She's a revolting human being in general, but I think she looks younger than 40.

by Anonymousreply 1108/15/2013

She has a plain, square face, bland eyes and lips. She is the most asexual looking woman.

by Anonymousreply 1208/15/2013

She has the lowest bone density ever recorded in a woman her age!!!! Gwyneth is an achiever!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1308/15/2013

wow, her daughter has bug eyes, very unfortunate looking...

it's obvious Gwen has had work done.

by Anonymousreply 1408/15/2013

When I see those pictures of her, I like to imagine that she at times weeps uncontrollably like Annette Bening in American Beauty.

by Anonymousreply 1508/15/2013

Milk Toast

by Anonymousreply 1608/15/2013

she looks awful in that jumping pic

by Anonymousreply 1708/15/2013

Indeed she does not have the body of a woman in her forties. It is more like a boy, in his very early teens.

by Anonymousreply 1808/15/2013

A well-preserved, but clearly 40-year-old, woman. Who are they all kidding?

by Anonymousreply 1908/15/2013

I love r15!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2008/15/2013

Inbred face. The product of two cousins on a Mississippi hayride.

by Anonymousreply 2108/15/2013

I like how Stella McCartney Photoshopped out the broomstick

by Anonymousreply 2208/15/2013

She's fairly attractive in a high maintenance horsey set sort of way, but has the sex appeal of a salamander. And not due to her age; she lost it years ago.

What I don't understand about The Goop is why nobody tells her to fix that tacky, brassy yellow hair. It's very 'shopping mall' and the colour and style age her. It's a curious contradiction to everything she attempts to represent.

by Anonymousreply 2308/15/2013

r22 - Haha, but you read that on DListed.

And r16 - I think you mean milquetoast.

by Anonymousreply 2408/15/2013

I like her, saw her movie Proof only recently, very good movie and she gives an outstanding performance (as does Anthony Hopkins). Don't get the hate on her.

by Anonymousreply 2508/15/2013

R25 - She was good in Proof. I think she's talented, but she is full of herself.

by Anonymousreply 2608/15/2013

The single-most insufferably self-absorbed cunt in the business. And with Julia Roberts, Madonna, and other contenders in contention, that says something.

by Anonymousreply 2708/15/2013

Chris has aged a bit in that third pic. Still, at least she's got him doing something useful

by Anonymousreply 2808/15/2013

I can't with how the press thinks this bitch has a good body. She's not fat but she's not sexy. She's just skinny. Fit women have better and more attractive bodies than that.

by Anonymousreply 2908/15/2013

Good and very watchable "The Talented Mr. Ripley" as well. That's the only movie I've ever seen with her, though.

by Anonymousreply 3008/15/2013

She could be beloved if she'd kept her yap shut from the get go. She was just so smug and pleased with herself and it shone as bright as her over moisturized face. The goop thing is the thing that got even the most pretentious twats to throw their hands up in disgust. She has put in some decent performances but holy shit that just makes it worse. Now you hate good movies b/c her smugness oozes out. It's like she's fucking kidding or something. Why is she not embarrassed p

by Anonymousreply 3108/15/2013

My favorite Goop role was her performance in Running with Scissors,

by Anonymousreply 3208/15/2013

R31 She was definitely more than decent in Proof! Very difficult role to handle and she absolutely nailed it. She was also amazing in Sky Captain, Sliding Doors and Hard Eight. Don't know if she deserved her Oscar for Shakespeare In Love, but she was good in it. Proof was never a movie goer favourite I guess, so she never got an Oscar buzz from it. Oscar nom and wins are not often about the quality of the performance but about PR unfortunately. Even more so these days.

by Anonymousreply 3308/15/2013

[quote]She could be beloved if she'd kept her yap shut from the get go.

That's what I've always said about her. If she'd been a star in the days of the big studios the public would never have known what she is really like and would have remained huge fans.

She is a talented actress and she (usually) knows how to dress and can be very glamorous.

But she continually opens her gaping maw and demonstrates how insufferable she really is.

by Anonymousreply 3408/15/2013

40 is nothing. If you can't look good at 40, you're not trying very hard. Come back when you've rounded 50 and we'll see what you look like then.

by Anonymousreply 3508/16/2013

33 is tops for a woman. From there on it is just a rapid acceleration downhill. (It was on 30 Rock for those of you who require documentation)

by Anonymousreply 3608/16/2013

OP, give it a rest. If you have nothing more to contribute to DL other than another tired-out thread about Gwyn, just curl up and die.

by Anonymousreply 3708/16/2013

you first r37.

by Anonymousreply 3808/16/2013

She doesn't look a day over cunt.

by Anonymousreply 3908/16/2013

She does not look young. She looks like a fit and healthy, well groomed 40 y/o.

by Anonymousreply 4008/16/2013

Gwyneth= a lipstick lezzie

by Anonymousreply 4108/16/2013

Who's that pinched-face queen in the pink blazer behind her in the last pic? Good lord!

by Anonymousreply 4208/16/2013

You can see it in the area where her neck meets her shoulders. Yuck!

by Anonymousreply 4308/16/2013

Ugly, inside and out. Apple (stupid name) looks just like Chris Martin.

by Anonymousreply 4408/16/2013

The body is still good, but there face has started to go.

I'm so terribly, terribly sad for the torment she must face every morning in the bathroom mirrors.

by Anonymousreply 4508/16/2013

Has anyone seen the infamous Jon Stewart interview where he shuts the bitch down?

The Daily Show is of course country blocked. I can only get it to play 2 seconds at a time with the buffering through my IP address hider so fuck that.

by Anonymousreply 4608/16/2013

I hate her, but her hands are that of a woman half her age. If you ever are in doubt as to a woman's age, look at her hands. Hers are beautiful.

Nature plays cruel tricks . Some top models have the most hideous paws you have ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 4708/16/2013

Does she ever talk about anything else? Was she this dull when she still acted?

by Anonymousreply 4808/17/2013

To paraphrase the movie critic Bosley Crowtherm whatever Patrow had, she still hasn't got. She is a vacuous, self important phony who only made it only through her looks, money and connections. I admire her mother, Blythe Danner, and somehow I have the feeling she is even as irritated with Gwyneth as much as her detractors are.

by Anonymousreply 4908/17/2013

R49 here. Sorry for the typo. It's Bosley Crowther.

by Anonymousreply 5008/17/2013

Gwyneth is the People's Princess.

by Anonymousreply 5108/17/2013

R47, do you think she's deigned to dip them in anything other than 1000 dollar Andean alpaca semen spa treatments. Or Harvey weinstein's ass?

by Anonymousreply 5208/17/2013

R49 Obviously you never saw one of her movies!LOL

by Anonymousreply 5308/17/2013

R53 I formed my opinions of that pretentious airhead because I had the misfortune seeing her movies. Yet, it's all in fun, though I tend to go over the top. I respect your opinion. Of today's movie stars, I think Kate Winslet is the best actress of her generation.

by Anonymousreply 5408/17/2013

She needs to eat a donut.

by Anonymousreply 5508/17/2013

Kate is super talented, I agree, but Goop is a very talented actress too. Don't know if she is an airhead or pretentious, as she does not come across like that in interviews.

by Anonymousreply 5608/17/2013

After 40, a woman must choose between her face and her ass.

She is wisely choosing her ass, because her face was never much to begin with. But even so, just wait 5 years.

by Anonymousreply 5708/17/2013

Her biggest problem has always been that she can't shut up about herself.

by Anonymousreply 5808/17/2013

She should cut her hair. It's too stringy to be that long. bangs would also help. Then, a few cheeseburgers.

by Anonymousreply 5908/18/2013

You'd think that she'd look at Madge and realize that working-out two hours a day every day takes a big toll on your face.

by Anonymousreply 6008/18/2013
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