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My urologist visit really pissed me off.

Sorry, we could do without the pun.

He says I have Peryonie's disease and there's nothing I can do about it. All I know is that my erections hurt, and they used to not.

I think he should have examined me erect, but he and his intern were too prudish to do so. My dick doesn't have any kind of curve, though it is quite a bit thicker at the base.

It just hurts.

I have a hernia that I wonder if that could be affecting it too. He said no, and that I should leave it alone.

So I'm left with Advil and painful boners forever?

by Anonymousreply 2209/04/2013

According to wikipedia:

[quote]A variety of treatments have been used, but none have been especially effective.

by Anonymousreply 108/13/2013

OP, as a science doctor I recommend the following exercise:

by Anonymousreply 208/13/2013

Sounds like men's fibromyalgia.

by Anonymousreply 408/13/2013

OP, there are some conditions we just take the patient's word for. Such as: flatulence, diarrhea, and difficulty achieving erection or orgasm.

by Anonymousreply 508/13/2013

I wonder if a gay urologist would have provided a more thoughtful diagnosis. I went to a teaching hospital thinking I would get one.

by Anonymousreply 608/13/2013

Perhaps, you could post a craigslist ad!

"WPM seeks VGL UMD 4Peyronie. Feel me get hard4U. No fats, no fems."

by Anonymousreply 708/13/2013

Why did you need to tell us what your penis looks like?

by Anonymousreply 808/13/2013

We thank God that Christian Science has freed us from reliance on doctors.

by Anonymousreply 908/13/2013

So tender to the touch...

by Anonymousreply 1008/14/2013

Good!

by Anonymousreply 1108/14/2013

I have no furniture in my new apartment, so I stole a couple of stools from my gastroenterologist.

by Anonymousreply 1208/14/2013

Here's a you tube video where you can have surgery.

by Anonymousreply 1308/14/2013

Jesus, R13!!!!!!

I believe I'll just take Advil.

I couldn't watch more than a third of that. And I strongly recommend the rest of you skip it.

Thank goodness I'm not curved.

by Anonymousreply 1408/14/2013

Holy shit r13!

Why not just show one getting hopped off? I feel nauseous.

by Anonymousreply 1508/15/2013

R13, that was very interesting to see.

by Anonymousreply 1608/15/2013

Fuck that idiot. Find a better doctor!

Go to the Mayo Clinic if you must but don't put up with that hateful, incompetent. I think you should sue the jerk, as soon as possible.

by Anonymousreply 1708/15/2013

Oh, now that we're over 40 the doctor doesn't want to examine us with erections!

But when we were 15 it was all "So tell me, young man - are your erections solid and firm? Do you have any trouble ejaculating? Perhaps we should see first hand. Here - let me help you with that."

by Anonymousreply 1808/15/2013

r18 You too?

by Anonymousreply 1908/15/2013

Guess what. I started peeing small amounts of blood (well, three times in ten days) and I'm being referred back to the SAME urologist tomorrow.

Good times.

by Anonymousreply 2009/03/2013

What a positively GROSS problem to have down there, OP. I honestly cannot think of a single thing!

by Anonymousreply 2109/03/2013

All jokes aside OP, that sounds painful and a little scary--and definitely frustrating dealing with a doctor who doesn't seem to really listen. Good luck--I hope you can get some good treatment soon....

by Anonymousreply 2209/04/2013
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