Serving up this steaming pile of
Celebrity Gossip
Gay Politics
Gay News
and Pointless Bitchery
Since 1995

If Oprah's vagina could talk

what would it say?

by Anonymousreply 5509/21/2013

It already can.

by Anonymousreply 108/09/2013

WHy is it the last cock I saw belong to your daddy?

by Anonymousreply 308/09/2013

It doesn't just talk, it sings!

"Nobody knows, da trouble I seen...."

by Anonymousreply 408/09/2013

I'm painin!!!

by Anonymousreply 508/09/2013

It would say "Oprah's vagina doesn't do cock."

by Anonymousreply 608/09/2013

Is that you Gayle?

by Anonymousreply 708/09/2013

"Look under your seat..."

by Anonymousreply 808/09/2013

Sweet Potato Pie.

by Anonymousreply 908/09/2013

You get an STD and you get an STD and you get an STD

by Anonymousreply 1008/09/2013

Blanche's bosom made music.

by Anonymousreply 1108/09/2013

It would have its own talk show.

by Anonymousreply 1208/09/2013

I really wanted that $40,000 purse in Zurich.

by Anonymousreply 1308/09/2013

It's lonely in here.

by Anonymousreply 1408/09/2013

Hewo.

by Anonymousreply 1508/09/2013

Feed Me Seymour

by Anonymousreply 1608/09/2013

"Steadman...no never met him."

by Anonymousreply 1708/09/2013

R3, did you not receive enough love as a child?

by Anonymousreply 1808/09/2013

Oprah don't play with us no more!

by Anonymousreply 1908/09/2013

r18 is offended by the attack on Oprah's vadge

by Anonymousreply 2008/09/2013

"Maybe I should have a girl come in and dust once a week..."

by Anonymousreply 2108/09/2013

R17, W&W.

All I could come up with was, "Hi, Gayle!" and R7 did it better.

by Anonymousreply 2208/09/2013

I'm every woman, it's all in me.

by Anonymousreply 2308/09/2013

I suspect it would sound like a drunk Moms Mabley.

by Anonymousreply 2408/09/2013

If you want a whale of a time, the password is HARPOpoon.

by Anonymousreply 2508/09/2013

It would be on life support, trying to suppress a death rattle.

by Anonymousreply 2608/09/2013

You would need a drunk Mercedes McCambridge strapped in a chair to replicate its voice.

by Anonymousreply 2708/09/2013

It would say, "Get over here, Gayle and earn your keep!"

by Anonymousreply 2808/09/2013

"Please welcome Gaaaayle Kiiiiiing!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 2908/09/2013

HELLO! (echo) HELLO! (echo) HELLO! (echo)

by Anonymousreply 3008/09/2013

I smell better than Rush Limbaugh!

by Anonymousreply 3108/09/2013

"Jooohhhnnn Traaaavolttaa!!!!!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 3208/09/2013

At closing time Hermes didn't let me try to find which of their scarves best staunched my flow and obviously it was because I'm black.

by Anonymousreply 3308/09/2013

FEED MEEEE...!!

by Anonymousreply 3408/09/2013

More pepperoni!

by Anonymousreply 3508/09/2013

...the last words you'd hear would be "You should have stayed a-way from the event horizon. you fool!"

Or the voice of Levi Stubbs saying "FEEEEEEED MEEEEE"

It can't talk. All you'll hear are the faint, distant reverberations of John Tesh's voice, "Daaammmnnn...I can hear my own echo echo echooo..."

by Anonymousreply 3608/09/2013

Stop giving me the finger, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 3708/09/2013

That's racist.

by Anonymousreply 3808/09/2013

Let Jesus fuck you!

by Anonymousreply 3908/09/2013

[all posts by ham-fisted troll a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 4008/09/2013

I hate ventriloquism.

by Anonymousreply 4108/09/2013

Yes, my labia are more lardia, but it's only because DIETS DON'T WORK!

by Anonymousreply 4208/09/2013

it would sing!

by Anonymousreply 4308/09/2013

"Why do I have to share a room with that asshole behind me?"

by Anonymousreply 4408/09/2013

Having had so many Toni Morrison books near me, I don't know how I've managed to avoid toxic shock.

by Anonymousreply 4508/09/2013

Penetration? Never heard of it.

by Anonymousreply 4608/09/2013

The hard peen is definitely not one of Oprah's Favorite Things.

by Anonymousreply 4708/09/2013

Other than a few, this is proof of what DL is.

Not gay, not smart, and not funny.

by Anonymousreply 4808/10/2013

[quote]Vajayjay-coined by moi

You coined the word "vajayjay", R46?

Are/were you a writer for Grey's Anatomy? Cuz that's where the term was first used.

by Anonymousreply 4908/10/2013

FREE (of) WILLY!

by Anonymousreply 5008/10/2013

Don't FUCK with me, fellaaahs!

by Anonymousreply 5108/10/2013

OK, it's true. That's a lace-front merkin.

by Anonymousreply 5208/10/2013

If her vagina could talk it would be her mouf.

by Anonymousreply 5309/21/2013

Whew, I stink!

by Anonymousreply 5409/21/2013

Would someone please wash me!

by Anonymousreply 5509/21/2013
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.