Lauren Silverman -Simon Cowell's baby mama
Simon may be a douche, but he's a wealthy, alpha douche. He could have any woman, yet he hooks up with an unaccomplished, boob and nose jobbed frau. They don't even share the same ethnic background, as she is a jap and he is a wasp.
Even if Simon is gay or bi and wanted a beard or an heir, what did he find attractive about this woman? She is hideous and a walking stereotype. Plus, she's a lousy mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/20/2014|
Why are so many British celebs closet cases? And why do so many of them go to such lengths to look straight?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||08/03/2013|
That's her? She's hotter than I expected, especially for her age. Even if he could do better, what does that have to do with anything?He knocked her up OP, he wasn't planning on marrying her.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/03/2013|
OP, Cowell's father was mostly Jewish too.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||08/03/2013|
Simon Cowl and his ilk have ruined the music business and are responsible for the death of musicianship in America and the UK.
Simon is NOT an artist. He is NOT a musician. He does NOT understand beauty, or artistry, or tenderness---nor can he contemplate subtlety, melody, or the esoteric.
In other words, he's a hack. And he will attract other hacks in his life.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||08/04/2013|
R5, So how many of the heavily promoted winners of his world-wide contests actually are more successful than the original Amateur Hour style shows? Many go on America's Got Talent, just as a way to advertise they're already existing performing careers.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||08/04/2013|
preach it, R5 I bet the offspring will be ugly too and have saggy tits by the age of 30.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||08/04/2013|
She's way more attractive than Cowell, that's for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||08/04/2013|
What's not to like about her? I think she's gorgeous, and so is her little son!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/04/2013|
I somehow can't imagine him with either a man OR a woman, just as someone who's perpetually single.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||08/04/2013|
That baby will never ever need new diapers, given the thousands of retired white fitted tees Simon has strewn about.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||08/04/2013|
I agree with R8. I'm more baffled by what she would see in him.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||08/04/2013|
Straight women have this thing in their brain that makes them wet when a guy is rich. He can be fugly like Cowell and have manboobs BUT if he has money he becomes the most beautiful man in the world. BTW the baby mama is fug with all her plastic surgery and botox, his Afghanistani beard was far hotter.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/04/2013|
This thread needs pics of the woman in question, post them here please!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||08/04/2013|
R16, Cowell is brilliant at marketing, both of himself and others. Being able to sell has always been more important than having real talent.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||08/04/2013|
Simon Cowell got very lucky that his father is who he is. If not, he wouldn't have been successful.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/04/2013|
There is no point in debating whether he's earned his success. The fact is he IS very successful and rich and that is a powerful aphrodisiac.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/04/2013|
I'd always heard he came from nothing, with zero connections. I had no idea his dad was a music executive.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||08/04/2013|
LOL, what has gossipy Seacrest had to say about this situation on his gossip lowbrow show?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/05/2013|
She is a bimbo with a history of being a homewrecker. He is a slug with an attitude far greater than his talent.
They are perfect for each other; that being said I will be he NEVER marries her.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||08/05/2013|
I've read about six different not-very-blind items calling her a gold-digging harpy.
Simon's publicists are working overtime to make Cowell look like the innocent victim of a gold-digging mastermind, rather than a homewrecker. Or a man with a turkey baster.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/05/2013|
Has he acknowledged that it's really his kid, or are people just running with it?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/05/2013|
He barely has to say a damn thing, r24, his spin machine and the press are doing it all for him, as per usual.
He is currently on his yacht in the Med. Surrounded by blonde chicks and Sinitta, on and his probable, definitely not, boyfriend who goes everywhere with him too.
This man has now permanently crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/18/2013|
Who's his boyfriend..,can you point me to a pic?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/18/2013|
Much prettier than I expected. I was thinking along the lines of his former girlfriend who ended up as a correspondent on ET or Access Hollywood or some show like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/18/2013|
His last girlfriend was pretty, too. Dark. He definitely has a type. Nothing wrong with that.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/18/2013|
simon's dad was jewish.
and his kid is here. named eric after simon's father.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/20/2014|
and simon will be flying between london and ny. surprised that lauren isn't moving to london.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/20/2014|