Well, that should make for an awkward next two months shooting "Man from UNCLE..."
Armie Hammer: I won't play Batman against Henry Cavill because people might start to wonder about us...
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 80||09/24/2013|
Maybe the fact that you can't act is another reason.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 1||08/03/2013|
Well, isn't he high about himself.
I wouldn't want him as Batman either... make room for Luke Evans... I'm sure he wouldn't have a problem working with Henry and couldn't give a shit what people think.
This bitch doth protest too much.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 2||08/03/2013|
So Armie admits he wants to hammer dat ass
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 3||08/03/2013|
OP, I think your brass knuckles are cutting off the blood supply to your brain.
First of all, the guy didn't say it in a mean-spirited way. He just doesn't want to do superhero movies. Big deal.
Second, here's the whole quote: [quote]"I think if Henry and I did that film and then a superhero film straight after, people might start to wonder about us…" Hammer joked. So is there some (bro)mance in the air? "I wish! God, he's dreamy!"
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 4||08/03/2013|
I think someone was just told he didn't get a part he wanted.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 5||08/03/2013|
Isn't Joseph Gordon-Levitt playing Robin?
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 6||08/03/2013|
Variety did not say that Armie Hammer "wished" he was romantically involved with Henry Cavill!
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 7||08/03/2013|
Armie = Box Office Poison
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 8||08/03/2013|
Armie Hammer has GREAT taste!
No no no, that's not right. I mean he tastes GREAT!
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 9||08/03/2013|
[quote]But he added that “I’m not actually a big fan of superhero films,” ruling him out of future roles based on Marvel or DC characters. “If you have a guy who is supposed to be invulnerable, then what’s the point?”
That's a pretty douche thing to say, considering he's going to be working with Henry on his next project.
I bet the studio wouldn't consider him for Batman because he is already appearing in Man from UNCLE with Henry, and he was mad and made these bitchy comments.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 10||08/03/2013|
Why doesn't Cavill keep his hair curly? Gorgeous shit-faced man.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 11||08/03/2013|
I don't want to win an Oscar. I don't, I don't.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 12||08/03/2013|
DOUCHBAG statement because, you know, the "wonder about us" part would be PERFECT publicity, dumbass. That is a flat out homophobic sounding dipshit statement. He should be thrilled that anyone WOULD wonder about him and Henry Cavill.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 13||08/03/2013|
Sounds like Armie knows about the rumors. I bet he suspects that Henry is gay. That's why he has trouble working with him on the next movie.. sounds like a homophobic douche to me.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 14||08/03/2013|
Are you really going to dissect this guy's statement to find homophobia when it was innocuous?
I'd say being a closeted actor who has his gay friends lie for him is far worse.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 15||08/03/2013|
It actually does sound like a backhanded homophobic comment against Henry, who has so many gay rumors swirling around him at the moment.
Armie is blissfully married, so I'm sure he feels impervious to the ghey rumors as long as he vociferously asserts his hetero lifestyle and his disdain for all things ghey.
But it's these offhanded protests that make you wonder about their sexuality in the first place...
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 16||08/03/2013|
[quote] make room for Luke Evans... I'm sure he wouldn't have a problem working with Henry and couldn't give a shit what people think.
Luke Evans wouldn't have gone back in the closet if he didn't give a shit what people think.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 17||08/03/2013|
It's the fact that Henry is hot, not that he's gay which made Hammer say it. I doubt he would've said it if he was working with Harvey Fierstein.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 18||08/03/2013|
Yeah, Armie doesn't get bothered by the ghey stuff at all...
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 19||08/03/2013|
Could there be a race to see which contender leading man outs himself first? And whoever does wins the big prize?
Good luck Armie Hammer, Henry Cavill, Colton Haynes, and whoever else...
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 20||08/03/2013|
I honestly don't think what he said had to do with Henry having gay rumors about him.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 21||08/03/2013|
R19, you're kind of an idiot. He specifically said that the *hype* surrounding the kiss (ie. the reaction to it) was weird, not the kissing itself was weird.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 22||08/03/2013|
R22, whatever you say, stan. I can give you the map, but I can't force your stupid ass to get there.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 23||08/03/2013|
I'm sick of Armie and his fame whore nobody wife who mugs the cameras at every single red carpet event.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 24||08/03/2013|
WTF is a stan?
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 25||08/03/2013|
[quote]WTF is a stan?
A Madonna fan
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 26||08/03/2013|
Stan = fangirl terminology for an obsessed fan (stalker/fan)
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 27||08/03/2013|
Need another map I take it?
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 28||08/03/2013|
Yes, I need a map to your life of celeb gossip sites where they use idiotic terms like "stan" because you have so much to say about any and all celebrities that you need abbreviations for this "world."
I've never seen a thing Hammer has been in and I've never even seen him interviewed. Nada. Don't follow him, don't know shit about his life except the few things that I've read on DL. He's a trust fund kid and his family is famous(?). And he was in that bomb "The Lone Ranger."
I'm forming my opinions based on the links provided in this thread and reading HIS quotes.
[quote]Hammer says. "It wasn’t that weird - I have never kissed a guy — it’s not something I’m going to do in my private life, but at the end of it I was, like, man, there is a lot of weird hype.”
If a gay guy has to kiss a woman and said something similar, you wouldn't accuse him of hating women.
Cavill has said countless times that sex scenes are weird and he doesn't like them. Do you see women attacking him for it?
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 29||08/03/2013|
Whatever, R22. You did sound a little overly defensive about a total stranger. The link led to a crappy piece of writing and a not what I'd call a gay-friendly interview, but:
1) It's difficult for morons who write entertainment articles to handle things like gay scenes, characters, and kisses without sounding like, well, morons. Also, articles are written for, though not necessarily by, straights. Flyover straights.
2) By the time an article is written, only a true idiot would claim to know what the actor said and what the author says he/she said. Video is different; if you get an actor saying something assholic or homophobic on tape, you know he/she said it (although not always the context).
2a) If an actor does say anything revealing or assholic that his/her PR doesn't want to get out, someone on his/her PR team will make sure it's gone before it gets published. So if it's there, it's the image they want him/her to put across to fans.
3) It was a lame, methinks-he-doth article, but (see point 1) no way to tell if it was Hammer being a loser or the author.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 30||08/03/2013|
He doth protest too much. Either he has feelings for men sometimes or he is literally a homophobe. An "eww icky"/"OMG PLEASE DONT THINK I'M GAY. THIS IS JUST A MOVIE." type of guy. What he said about J. Edgar only adds to that.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 31||08/03/2013|
Armie is becoming the male wwww.goop.com
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 32||08/03/2013|
r32 He's well bred, but lacks maturity.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 33||08/03/2013|
Look, if the guy has a history of being a homophobic douche, I'd go after him. Maybe he is one, I don't know. Like I said, I was basing my opinion on what people were linking. His quotes didn't seem that bad. It seemed he was focusing on the hype that people create about two men kissing and he was saying it wasn't such a big deal.
Has he even done enough work to have a "stan"? I don't think I've ever been more insulted. Jesus, at least accuse me of being a "stan" for someone with a solid career!
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 34||08/03/2013|
Obviously, the film makers don't want this loser hurting their movie. No actor passes up the chance to be a superhero.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 35||08/03/2013|
His name is STUPID, too. Am I the only one who thinks of BAKING SODA? Arm and Hammer? I mean, c'mon.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 36||08/04/2013|
r36 Sorry for stepping on your joke if it is one, but...
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 37||08/04/2013|
He is part Jewish.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 38||08/04/2013|
Armie doesn't have what it takes to pull off Batman. Armie could likely pull of Bruce Wayne since he can pull upon personal experience to play the playboy Bruce Wayne. But the brooding, intelligent Batman? Armie doesn't have that.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 39||08/05/2013|
Oh no - there are more of these infantile fan-wank films in the pipeline???
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 40||08/05/2013|
R36 is either a troll, an idiot, or 18 years old.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 41||08/05/2013|
Wasn't Lone Ranger a massive flop?
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 42||08/05/2013|
Sorry, but no bit of controversy, hot gossip, or PR-planted anything can make this tired slice of white bread interesting.
Hammer's not happening.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 43||08/05/2013|
No one was "wondering" about the two of them before he made that statement. Now we will though. Thanks for the fantasy fap material, Armie!! Yum.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 44||08/05/2013|
[quote]Thanks for the fantasy fap material, Armie!! Yum.
On your knees, Armie!
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 45||08/05/2013|
Cavill had gay friends. It doesn't mean he was gay! Yeah right.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 46||08/30/2013|
It's a shame Armie's wife has a vice grip on his balls because you know he probably likes to fool around with the boys from time to time.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 47||08/30/2013|
Very true, R31.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 48||09/01/2013|
Armie is just too worried about people seeing him as a gay.
The lady doth protest too much....
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 49||09/03/2013|
Tell me they don't make the cutest couple:
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 50||09/10/2013|
It's odd that Armie married his wife so young.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 51||09/11/2013|
Armie is not an attractive man and I wish him all the best.
Nobody, nobody would wonder about the deliciousness that is Henry Cavill entwined with Armie Hammer. That would be like pairing Kellan Lutz with Jeremy Renner.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 52||09/11/2013|
Armie is the cute one!! Love him.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 53||09/11/2013|
They look like a couple to me
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 54||09/11/2013|
I really hate this guy's voice.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 55||09/11/2013|
Who's the top/bottom?
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 56||09/11/2013|
Whoa. That sounds a little conceited, and a little closeted.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 57||09/11/2013|
That lady in the background is frighteningly thin.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 58||09/11/2013|
The guy next to her is Henry's brother.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 59||09/11/2013|
Arm and Hammer.
The dude is ugly as fuck, and has no talent. He's box office poison. He's done.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 60||09/11/2013|
Hammer is not ugly. He's gorgeous. He's no Cavill, but he's gorgeous.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 61||09/11/2013|
r58, I think that is costar Elizabeth Debicki. I'm only guessing, though, but I know she's over 6' tall.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 62||09/11/2013|
I don't think that's Elizabeth D. because that woman is wearing heels and has darker hair. If Liz was wearing heels, she'd be 6'5"/6'6" easily.
She'd really tower all of them (except Armie who's 6'5") if that was her:
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 63||09/11/2013|
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 64||09/11/2013|
It's possible she changed hair color for the role and whoever she is nearly Hammer's height despite being in the background and Hammer closest to the camera.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 65||09/11/2013|
[quote]Hammer is not ugly. He's gorgeous. He's no Cavill, but he's gorgeous.
He's a tard.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 66||09/11/2013|
According to Star, Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer are fighting on 'The Man From U.N.C.L.E' set.
Gossip Cop has debunked it.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 67||09/18/2013|
Lovers spat. So cute.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 68||09/18/2013|
R67 "Tensions are high on set" Sexual tension.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 69||09/18/2013|
Erections are high on set
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 70||09/18/2013|
I bet they were high. About 5 inches high at most.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 71||09/18/2013|
Such a load of bullshit. They're hanging out off-set. I always wonder if it's Star itself creating the fairytale or the publicity dimwits for the movie who have to create "buzz" for it.
Either way, how embarrassing for all involved.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 72||09/18/2013|
[quote]About 5 inches high at most.
Cavill's clearly packing, so you're wrong.
I hope someone gets video of the makeup sex.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 73||09/18/2013|
[quote]The Star source explains, “Henry considers himself a highly trained thespian and believes that Armie is only interested in making popcorn movies and being famous.”
Oh for fuck sake. Who in the hell made up this crap and who's stupid enough to believe it when it makes zero sense?
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 74||09/18/2013|
Is it my imagination or does young Miss Henry have a bikini tan line?
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 75||09/18/2013|
Armie is teasing us....
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 76||09/23/2013|
They go well together. I'd pay for the sex tape.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 77||09/23/2013|
He could be referring to sci-fi/action movies. Being labeled and stuck playing certain type of characters and movie genres.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 78||09/23/2013|
I despise Armie's "priveleged" Beverly Hills way of speaking. It's so tedious and overbearing. Has anyone listened to this "accent" that he has? Gross.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 79||09/23/2013|
Me , too.
|by Simon Halls's Fist||reply 80||09/24/2013|