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Kid Rock stung by break-in attempt on his home, offers $5,000 reward, profane warning

Kid Rock has a message for the man who tried to break into his home in Clarkston earlier this week: “Don’t mess with a (expletive) Like Me.”

Those words were posted Friday on the singer’s website, along with security camera images showing a man on crutches and a van.

According to the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office, the suspect used the van to ram a gate on Kid Rock’s property around 3:30 p.m. Wednesday and then tried to break into a building on the property. The singer, whose real name is Robert Ritchie, is offering a $5,000 reward for information leading to the suspect’s arrest.

In a post on www.kidrock.com, the suspect is described as being in his late 40s or early 50s. He has a receding hairline, a mustache and side burns and is a smoker, according to the post.

“Thank God I was not on the property at the time of this attempted break in. I am an avid hunter and marksman and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family in fear for our lives,” the singer’s website read Friday night.

“I take the invasion of my personal space very seriously regardless of who you are and YES, I do profile people. I am currently profiling any balding white male on crutches driving a white creeper van.”

The post calls the man a “jackass.”

Anyone with information is asked to call the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office dispatch center at 248-858-4911.

by Anonymousreply 610/05/2013

This reminds me of the story recently where Cal Ripken Jr upped the reward for the kidnappers of his mother to $100,000. Wow, that should bring in the perps! These people have tons of money. I offered a $25,000 reward for the people who were stealing my mail. The fact that I planned to kill them might have led to scant results, but still .. why so cheap?!

by Anonymousreply 108/03/2013

This guy's only claim to real fame is he was on one episode of the Simpsons

by Anonymousreply 208/03/2013

What the fuck is there to steal from Kid Rock?

by Anonymousreply 308/03/2013

[quote] In a post on www.kidrock.com, the suspect is described as being in his late 40s or early 50s. He has a receding hairline, a mustache and side burns and is a smoker, according to the post.

So the suspect is Kid Rock.

by Anonymousreply 408/03/2013

I always thought his stage name sounded very Disney Channel. Anyone know how he chose it? Was he a show biz kid playing rodeos and pageants?

by Anonymousreply 508/03/2013

When mail was stolen from my mailbox, I sent a statement to everybody on our block, offering a $25,000 reward for "arrest & conviction" (something which would NEVER happen in my remaining lifetime anyway.) I was pissed, and all I wanted was the name. Never got it.

I'm very disappointed in Mr. Rock.

by Anonymousreply 610/05/2013
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