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What song makes you want to stab your ears with vampire stakes?

Walking on Sunshine

by Anonymousreply 13209/16/2013

Anything by Katy Perry.

by Anonymousreply 108/02/2013

American Pie

by Anonymousreply 208/02/2013

Anything by REM

by Anonymousreply 308/02/2013

There cannot be anything worse than "Hey Soul Sister" by Train. I would rather shit my pants in the middle of Times Square than suffer through that crap.

by Anonymousreply 408/02/2013

I beg to differ, R4.

by Anonymousreply 508/02/2013

Give me a break, r4. Hey Soul Sister is the best song ever written.

by Anonymousreply 608/02/2013

"Weeh-eeeeee are never, ever,ever getting back together!

(My friends talk and your friends talk and we all talk together!)

by Anonymousreply 808/02/2013

"Rehab". Too depressing.

by Anonymousreply 908/02/2013

Anything by a male hip hop "artist."

by Anonymousreply 1008/02/2013

We Built This City.

when did Jefferson Airplane Starship Starship go from arty to suburban schlocky?

by Anonymousreply 1108/02/2013

Sing (sing a song)

Carpenters (not 'the carpenters' as miss richard is quick to note).

by Anonymousreply 1208/02/2013

"This girl is on fiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaah:"

by Anonymousreply 1308/02/2013

I think it was when some of them got sober, R11. Totally fucked up that band and they've been shit ever since.

I nominate "Stairway to Heaven" and second all of the previous nominations in this thread.

I'd also like to nominate "My Heart Will Go On" for which Celine Dion (already on shaky ground) should have been stoned to death in a public square.

by Anonymousreply 1408/02/2013

What have I done to deserve this

by Anonymousreply 1508/02/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 1608/02/2013

Afternoon Delight

by Anonymousreply 1708/02/2013

For seasonal ear stabbing, that fucking "drummer boy" thing.

For the rest of the year, um, er, ah ... no, nothing else comes close.

by Anonymousreply 1808/02/2013

Paradise by the Dashboard Lights. It still gets played at weddings. WHY??

by Anonymousreply 1908/02/2013

ANY RAP SONG

by Anonymousreply 2008/02/2013

Anything by Shitney Spears or Whoreoncé.

by Anonymousreply 2108/02/2013

"Call Me Maybe" - I'm not a rock snob and there are lots of cheesy pop songs that I like, but this song just bugs.

That song about Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain

That song about getting caught between the moon and New York City

"Hotel California" - In college this one guy would walk into the student union and play this song on the jukebox about 8 times in a row

by Anonymousreply 2208/02/2013

Anything by the Beach Boys or Jan and Dean.

I used to work car shows, and they played that surfer/little deuce coupe shit nonstop on the loudspeakers for hours.

by Anonymousreply 2308/02/2013

Anything by the Counting Crows. I hate that greasy fuck.

by Anonymousreply 2408/02/2013

New Jersey's "we're stronger than the storm"

I change the channel every time.

by Anonymousreply 2508/02/2013

I stayed with a friend about fifteen years ago, his new boyfriend flounced into the lounge room where I was sleeping and popped on a Celine Dion album IN FRENCH. Celine screeching in English first thing in the morning is horrific enough, but belting out the tunes in French just added to the torture. I've never gotten over it.

On the upside they're still together. Their hearts clearly went on.

by Anonymousreply 2608/02/2013

Fuck you R26, Celine is one of the greats .

by Anonymousreply 2708/02/2013

The same five fucking songs they play endlessly on radio these days. Makes me want to beat myself silly with an octopus covered in key lime pie.

by Anonymousreply 2808/02/2013

"GOLD-fingah!" Laws, somebody run a wooden stake through that bitch already!

by Anonymousreply 2908/02/2013

What R17 said. Also, "Muskrat love."

by Anonymousreply 3008/02/2013

My picks:

The Pachelbel Canon (which is neither Pachelbe's nor a canon)

That goddamned one-note Wedding Song by Paul of Peter, Paul, & Mary (Oh there's luuuuhhhhhv; there is luuuuuhhhv -- barf barf barf)

anything with or by Satan's butt monkey, Kenneth Gorelick (d/b/a Kenny G)

the entire msuical "Pippin" (we call it "Shittin" at my house)

Always by Atlantic Star

the entire oeuvre of Miss Celine Dion

The Rose by Bette Midler (sung by anyone)

Don't Cry for me, Argentina -- hate it, hate it, hate it (esp. the disco version). But the rest of the show is amazing.

by Anonymousreply 3108/02/2013

The Chicken Dance...because you would also know where I'd be...

by Anonymousreply 3208/02/2013

Anything by that wretched Katy "Faaaaaaaaaauuuugh-weeeeaaarrks" Perry. Simply horrible.

by Anonymousreply 3308/02/2013

Anything by Flo Rida or Pitbull. They should be seen naked and not heard at all.

Also, rihanna's "We Found Love", along with anything David Guetta put his grubby hands on.

by Anonymousreply 3408/02/2013

I Don't Care...I HATE it!

by Anonymousreply 3508/02/2013

"Lovin' You",,,Minnie Riperton

by Anonymousreply 3708/02/2013

It's time for stations to stop playing Adele songs for a while. Especially Someone Like You.

by Anonymousreply 3808/02/2013

"Moves Like Jagger", Ke$ha, "In The Air Tonight"-Genesis ,

by Anonymousreply 3908/02/2013

Anything by: Shitney Spears, Taylor Swift, Vadge, Justin Timberfake, Backstreet Boys, Nsync, Fall Out Boy, Maroon 5, Phil Phillips, Dave Matthews Band, and many more

by Anonymousreply 4008/02/2013

Amazed by Lonestar. It's played endlessly at weddings in the south. It's whiny. Terribly syrupy. God I hate this song so much.

by Anonymousreply 4108/02/2013

Anything by Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Poison, Ratt, etc.

by Anonymousreply 4208/03/2013

"God Bless America"

by Anonymousreply 4308/03/2013

Anything by Kate Bush

'Freebird', 'Sweet Home Alabama' or anything of that ilk

Any autotuned crap - with the exceptions being some Daft Punk, Eiffel 65, and the wondrous vocorders of Kraftwerk

by Anonymousreply 4408/03/2013

The Ballad of Jack of Diane - I have hated it for over 30 years now.

by Anonymousreply 4508/03/2013

Any screeching women songs about "You're never gonna hurt me" filled with nothing but yelling and no real melody.

by Anonymousreply 4608/03/2013

Jefferson Starshit's "We Built This City"

Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach"

Axl Rose's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" Jesus Fucking Christ.

Michael Jackson - Everything after Thriller

Adele, Celin Dion, Beyonce, Linda Ronstadt, James Blunt, Billy Joel and John Mellencamp singing anything.

by Anonymousreply 4708/03/2013

Ones I love are What's Up by Four Non-Blondes and What I Am by Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians. What I am is what I am is what I am is what I am....classic.

by Anonymousreply 4808/03/2013

Here's another vote for "Moves Like Jagger", "I Need You Now" (Talk about pathetic!!!!!! ), and "Don't Stop Believin'". HAAAAAAAAAAATE those three.

by Anonymousreply 4908/03/2013

Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle" and Terry Jacks' "Seasons in the Sun" are both suicide-inducing treacle. I'd have no problem putting my fingers in my ears if they came on in a public place.

by Anonymousreply 5008/03/2013

50 replies and no one has mentioned the King of the earworms?

it's a world of laughter, a world or tears

its a world of hopes, its a world of fear

theres so much that we share

that its time we're aware

its a small world after all

CHORUS:

its a small world after all

its a small world after all

its a small world after all

its a small, small world

by Anonymousreply 5108/03/2013

Anything by Huey and the fucking News.

by Anonymousreply 5208/03/2013

Ahh Sookie Sookie Now

by Anonymousreply 5308/03/2013

"September" by Earth, Wind & Fire.

It should've died twenty years ago, on account of how awful it is, but it's still everywhere. Agh!

by Anonymousreply 5408/03/2013

Any old Janet Jackson song. They were so silly and juvenile. I'm glad she died.

by Anonymousreply 5508/03/2013

Anything by Madonna, Taylor Swift, Justine Bieber, Justine Timberlake, Britney Spears, Katy Perry...well, basically any bad disposable pop music.

I also cannot stand Kanye West, what a delusional idiot.

by Anonymousreply 5608/03/2013

That old looking caterwauling red haired British singer Florence Welch!

Wow, she is so freaking annoying. Her voice makes my ears bleed! I cannot believe she's in her twenties! She looks about 40.

by Anonymousreply 5708/03/2013

I saw the topic and thought I just had to mention Katy Perry and the excruciatingly painful shrieking in Fireworks. I see I am far from alone in that opinion.

by Anonymousreply 5808/03/2013

You Light Up My Life

Arrggggggghhhhhh

by Anonymousreply 5908/03/2013

Dear old Aretha's version of "Say a Little Prayer for Me."

by Anonymousreply 6008/03/2013

TOO MANY - from Rihanna ilk to J-Lo ilk. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 6108/03/2013

Come on Eileen.

It makes me want to stab everyone involved with making it.

by Anonymousreply 6208/03/2013

Doan chew wan somebody to love? - Jefferson Airplane

You're Beautiful - James Blunt

Ah wanna dance wit sombodah! - Whitney Houston

by Anonymousreply 6308/03/2013

Relax.

Frankie Goes to Hollywood seriously ruined the 80s with this shit.

by Anonymousreply 6408/03/2013

Naughty Girls Need Love Too

by Anonymousreply 6508/03/2013

Hey Micky!

99 Luft Balloons

Anything by Santana

My Heart Will Go On by Celine

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Anything by the Beastie Boys

Anything by Macy Gray

by Anonymousreply 6608/03/2013

"Tonight's the Night" by Rod Stewart. When the recording came out, it seemed as if every straight woman in the country was swooning over it, which made me hate it even more.

by Anonymousreply 6708/03/2013

Completely agree with R24. Tuneless caterwauling.

by Anonymousreply 6808/03/2013

I despise squealing boys, so hate most 80s music, especially hair band crap.

Anything Journey ever did. God, I hate that shit.

by Anonymousreply 6908/03/2013

Muskrat Love. Oy, gevalt!

by Anonymousreply 7008/03/2013

We Built this City has got to be the worst song ever. MTV used to play it all the fucking time.

Agree with R70 re Muskrat Love. Horrible!

Agree with R69 re Journey and all the faceless bands (Foreigner, Styx, Rush).

by Anonymousreply 7108/03/2013

"Anything Journey ever did. God, I hate that shit."

AMEN! I can't stand their current career revival, and the renewed popularity of "Don't Stop Believin'". They should have stayed forgotten.

by Anonymousreply 7208/03/2013

"I Will Wait" by Mumford & Sons

by Anonymousreply 7308/03/2013

I'm like a bird -Nelly FurTURDo

by Anonymousreply 7408/03/2013

All latin music. Salsa, merengue ,reggaeton... it all sounds like a box of metal tubes falling down a staircase. Specially horrifying is a shit known as "vallenato" which I'm sure is the only music that DJ's in hell are aloud to play.

by Anonymousreply 7508/03/2013

which I'm sure is the only music that DJ's in hell are aloud to play.

Oh, dear

by Anonymousreply 7608/03/2013

I Shot the Sheriff

by Anonymousreply 7708/03/2013

allowed...auto-correct is a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 7808/03/2013

Jack and Diane. One of the worst songs to come out of the 80's, (or any decade for that matter). Also, My Humps

by Anonymousreply 7908/03/2013

Michael Jackson's "Kick me, kike me" song, whatever that shit was called

by Anonymousreply 8008/03/2013

Teen Spirit. Nirvana. Smells like.

by Anonymousreply 8108/03/2013

Celebration by Kool and the Gang

by Anonymousreply 8208/03/2013

Whitney Houston's

POLICE SIREN will always love POLICE SIREN with melisma

by Anonymousreply 8308/03/2013

The theme from the Banana Splits show, which plays in my head over and over and over... I have the lyrics memorized. I wasn't trying to memorize the lyrics, it just happened against my will. I think I need medication.

by Anonymousreply 8408/04/2013

The theme song to the Banana Splits show sometimes sticks in my head, over and over and over and over... for days at a time, only to be replaced by the Castro Convertible song: "Who conquers space with fine design? Who saves you money all the time? Who's tops in the convertible line?"

Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snork.

by Anonymousreply 8508/15/2013

My apologies for not referencing [reply 84]. It was always my intention, but the "tra la la's" just got a bit out of control.

by Anonymousreply 8608/15/2013

The cannibals on the island REALLY scared me!

by Anonymousreply 8708/15/2013

Rap music....I despise it!

by Anonymousreply 8808/15/2013

Fireworks by Katy Perry.

by Anonymousreply 8908/15/2013

I was going to post "anything that's in the Billboard's Top Ten for the past 10 years" and leave it at that; but I just remembered a most hated song which was played by the cute hipster otter "dj" spinning last Saturday at 440 in SF — "Break My Stride" by Whoever-I-Don't-Care-To-Remember.

"... nobody gonna breaka my stride, nobody gonna hoold me down, oh no, I got to keep on mooovin... "

I went from wanting to put the cute beardo hipster dj's head through the wall over my bedpost, to wanting to put his head through the concrete wall behind the DJ booth.

by Anonymousreply 9008/15/2013

Overall, Billy Idol's "Mony Mony" is the most stupid and annoying song ever created.

A close second is Rihanna's "Unfaithful", just horrific.

Anything by Eminem except "Lose Yourself"

by Anonymousreply 9108/15/2013

Walk like a Rihanna

by Anonymousreply 9208/15/2013

We are the world

by Anonymousreply 9308/15/2013

"I crashed my car into a bridge, I watched, I let it burn."

What the hell is wrong with this person?

by Anonymousreply 9408/15/2013

When the Saints Go Marching In. I HATE that song.

by Anonymousreply 9508/15/2013

I don't care.

by Anonymousreply 9608/15/2013

[quote]Anything by Kate Bush

Miss Bush was made CBE for her service to music.

by Anonymousreply 9708/15/2013

Kate Bush lyrics were great. Her singing, hmmmm.

by Anonymousreply 9808/15/2013

The worst is the one where he's singing all the names......

A little bit o Rita would be so nice,a little bit o Monica in my life worst song ever!

Also: who let the dogs out

Don't speak by no doubt

by Anonymousreply 9908/15/2013

I Hope You Daaaance...

by Anonymousreply 10008/15/2013

[quote]The theme from the Banana Splits show, which plays in my head over and over and over... I have the lyrics memorized. I wasn't trying to memorize the lyrics, it just happened against my will. I think I need medication.

R84, I thought I was the only with this problem. Mine is theme from "HR Pufenstuf". It will come out of nowhere and I know all the freaking words!

Let me know what meds they prescribe you. I need them too.

by Anonymousreply 10108/15/2013

Anything by Gwen Stefani. That cheerleader song in particular.

Had a bad day. I would immediately change channels.

by Anonymousreply 10208/18/2013

That Clarity song by Zedd. Makes me want to stick ice picks in my ears and set myself on fire

by Anonymousreply 10308/18/2013

Taylor Swift, and this extends to even just a still photo of her in a magazine standing there looking 'coy' (silently planning her next bearding operation).

by Anonymousreply 10408/18/2013

At first I liked it, but Blurred Lines has been so over played that I can't listen to it anymore.

by Anonymousreply 10508/24/2013

I came in (your ass) like a wrecking ball.

by Anonymousreply 10609/15/2013

Piano Man, Glory Days, Don't Worry Be Happy.

by Anonymousreply 10709/15/2013

That current song "I woke all night to get lucky" or something like that, Don't even know the performer. I hear it every fucking place I go.

by Anonymousreply 10809/15/2013

What's the one where it says something dumb like even if were buried six feet under we'll be ok...

by Anonymousreply 10909/15/2013

If you're serious, I feel sorry for you, R4.

by Anonymousreply 11009/15/2013

Apologies, R4. That was meant for R6.

by Anonymousreply 11109/15/2013

Train sucks. I agree with R4.

If I again hear that silly "Treasure" song by Bruno Mars I will poke my own eyeballs out. Stupid and gives me 80s flashbacks.

Also anything by Kings of Leon. So overrated.

by Anonymousreply 11209/15/2013

Any song where they include some stupid rap song, just to make it hip. Case in point, Suit & Tie...a better song without the no talent Jay-Z.

by Anonymousreply 11309/15/2013

My GAWD, how can anybody hate "Hey, Soul Sister"? That just boggles my mind!

by Anonymousreply 11409/15/2013

Suit & Tie would be better without Jayz AND Timberlake IMO. So much better (it wouldn't exist).

by Anonymousreply 11509/15/2013

Not impressed with Kings of Lion, but the lead singer and drummer turns me on.

by Anonymousreply 11609/15/2013

Stairway to fucking heaven

by Anonymousreply 11709/15/2013

That fucking Phillip Phillips song, "Home" or whatever it's called...

by Anonymousreply 11809/15/2013

Kiss the Rain

by Anonymousreply 11909/15/2013

Neil

by Anonymousreply 12009/15/2013

I'm right there with whoever upthread hates Hey Soul Sister, though I only saw the boggled response at r114. Dreadful song.

by Anonymousreply 12109/15/2013

Paul Anka's 'Havin' my baby' (Havin' my baby, You're the woman I love And I love what's goin' through ya)

by Anonymousreply 12209/15/2013

Feliz Navidad - Jose Feliciano

During Christmas season, it is played on the radio every five minutes.

by Anonymousreply 12309/15/2013

My my my Delilah Why why why Delilah (Tom Jones)

by Anonymousreply 12409/15/2013

"FIIIIIREWEEEERK!"

HATE Katy Perry and despise her 'music'.

Anything by Madonna. Most annoying voice in pop music!

Most Rap/Hip Hop except Run DMC, Salt'n'Pepa and the Beasties.

"Every Breath You Take", mostly because lots of stupid people misconstrued it as a love song!

by Anonymousreply 12509/15/2013

The first time I ever heard Soul Sister was when I was watching Medium --the show with the woman who sees ghosts. It was just getting to a creepy point in the show and all of a sudden they started playing Soul Sister really loud. It's a polarizing song but I liked it.

I skip overplayed music like: Justin Timberlake Mirrors, Zedd's Clarity.

Also most Katy Perry songs and anything by Keisha.

by Anonymousreply 12609/15/2013

Anything by Linkin Park.

by Anonymousreply 12709/16/2013

How can anyone hate a song that rhymes "soul sister' with "Mister Mister"

Masterful lyrics!

by Anonymousreply 12809/16/2013

Anything by Steely Dan.

by Anonymousreply 12909/16/2013

Hey soul sister sucks big time. Truly nerve plucking.

Bruno Mars is way over rated.

Miley Cyrus had better keep taking it off because the girl can't sing. Party in the USA said it all, and it was all bad.

by Anonymousreply 13009/16/2013

Prince - 1999. It's 14 years too late to play that irrelevant song ever again.

by Anonymousreply 13109/16/2013

I fucking hate "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes. Then they went and made a dance version of it...ugh!

That old song "Going Up the Country"...so annoying.

I like Madonna, but I hate her True Blue songs, and also loathe "Express Yourself"...

Everything by Train is horrible. My BF likes them--was almost a deal breaker. He knows to not play them around me. They are almost as bad as Creed!

by Anonymousreply 13209/16/2013
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