I really do.
And with JayZ behind this just guess whho is in talks to play Grace Farrell?
I really do.
And with JayZ behind this just guess whho is in talks to play Grace Farrell?
|by Anonymous||reply 107||08/02/2013|
JayZ said 'Hard Knock Life' is actually about living in the Ghetto
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/31/2013|
Holy hell, this is the WORST fuckin' news I've heard in YEARS!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/31/2013|
[quote]And with JayZ behind this just guess who is in talks to play Grace Farrell?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/31/2013|
Do Jay Z and Timberlake have a bro-mance?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/31/2013|
In this version, Daddy Warbucks made his fortune selling crack.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/31/2013|
I understand that instead of an orphanage, the show will be set in a home for unwed mothers, in which the titular character, Annie Tyme, will open the festivities by singing," My son will come out tomorrow."
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/31/2013|
Y'all are trippin' hard about Annie not being hip hop. Bitch was a orphan with vacant drug eye balls and a self-proclaimed 'hard knock life'.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/31/2013|
They want to modernize Annie for today's audience, they are adding rap music to the songs.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/31/2013|
Justin Timberlake is playing Daddy Warbucks in this abortion. I have inside info.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/31/2013|
I agree! Sophisticated NY theater queens: does anyone know Charles Strouse, Martin Charnin, or Tom Meehan? WHAT were they thinking of to sell the rights (and do NOT tell me they need the $$$.)
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/31/2013|
Anyone remember the CARMEN JONES remake they did over ten years ago, starring a young Beyoncé and Mekhi Phifer, and it was titled CARMEN: A HIP HOPERA. :-/
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/31/2013|
Instead of being in an orphanage, Annie will be in a crackhouse.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/31/2013|
I thought it was going to be called Tannie
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/31/2013|
Great move. That'll guarantee a huge white audience opening night.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/31/2013|
Let's not forget Brandy Norwood in R+H's Cinderella!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/31/2013|
I'm so sick of classics being modernized,and revised to fit in with this modern low rent piece of shit society we are living in. My sister and I went to New York City when I was 10 years old many moons ago. We went to see Annie on Broadway ,and then we went to have dinner at Delmonico's after the show. The whole experience was truly exciting for me and it is something I will I will always treasure. remakes like this is trash ,and it is not true to the vision of the creator of Annie. What next, are they going to modernize all of the art work by Rubens, Monet, etc.? This pisses me off! leave things ALONE!! If they don't like it then screw off!!! If Annie was good enough for people in the last 80 years, it should still be acceptable.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/31/2013|
r17 Annie != Monet
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/31/2013|
R18, OK, what next?! they are going to turn Mickey Mouse into a smart ass with his pants hanging below his ass?! Better?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/31/2013|
It is not a terrible idea yet.
It is more likely to end like "The Wiz." It also was not a great or bad play, but a terrible execution on film.
Annie is not such an iconic musical that it is untouchable. It could be given much more life. I have my doubts given the producers and talent involved, but the rags story and cartoonish urban characters should translate well to "Hip Hop."
Keep the songs, krump up the dancing and get low, inject some Motown, Minaj and Jay-Z into the music and it could be great entertainment. Why not?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/31/2013|
Mo'Nique IS Mame! With a special appearance by Gabourey Sidibe as Gooch.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/31/2013|
My phone hasn't rang..
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/31/2013|
R20= Will Smith
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/31/2013|
I always thought "Annie" was total shit anyways, so any changes that occur to it can't be all that bad. That Carol Burnett movie was easily one of the worst transcriptions of a Broadway hit, right alongside "Mame". This is hardly an untouchable classic.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/31/2013|
r19 I'm fingering myself just thinking of that.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/31/2013|
Who will play Daddy Warbucks right-hand man?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/31/2013|
How about they do a black remake of MY FAIR LADY with Beyonce Knowles playing Eliza Doolittle and she has to learn to not speak in Ebonics anymore?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/31/2013|
r27 Get that shit goin,' dawg!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/31/2013|
Bill Cosby as Henry Higgins!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/31/2013|
R27, Your idea is a total fail. Remember the Eliza trying to act like a lady at the horse race? Would they replace it with pit bull fighting? There would be protesters . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/31/2013|
[quote] Would they replace it with pit bill fighting?
Is Fandango selling tickets, yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/31/2013|
Stop with the racist crap.
If you know the story and score at all, Annie should make a good black modern musical. The songs alone about broke down kids, scamming women looking for easy street, and a young nappy head girl wanting a bald headed rich daddy should appeal to even you bigots.
Tomorrow is only a day away. MLK.
"Annie" is not Rogers and Hammerstein.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/31/2013|
r32 = Tyler Perry, heterosexual auteur
|by Anonymous||reply 32||07/31/2013|
Sounds like a hit.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||07/31/2013|
How many fucking times did you hear an Andrea McCardle wannabe belt out "Tomorrow?" on every fucking variety/ talk/ whatever show for the decade after Annie came out? I don't want to go through that again. I don't want to be sent a million links to a million youtube videos of kids doing belting out that saccharine crap all over again. A hip hop version would be an improvement. If nothing else, you wouldn't need to sing to torture your audience.
Even better would be an interpretive dance ballet with no sound whatsoever
|by Anonymous||reply 34||07/31/2013|
R35 = Beyonce Knowles
|by Anonymous||reply 35||07/31/2013|
LMFAO what the fuck, I loved the wiz tho :D
|by Anonymous||reply 36||07/31/2013|
Grace is being played by Rose Byrne.
The title is not Hip Hop Annie. No idea what OP is talking about.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/31/2013|
CAMERON DIAZ as Ms. Hannigan? Oh, no.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/31/2013|
What IS true is that Jamie Foxx is playing Benjamin Staxx. Get it? Benjamins? That's the term the kids today use for dollars. Bye bye, Daddy Warbucks, hello, Benjamin Staxx.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/31/2013|
Shut your slut mouth, I love cameron.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||07/31/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/31/2013|
r36 = Beulah Bondi
|by Anonymous||reply 42||07/31/2013|
r40 = Ugh. It's like a walking stereotype of every lame ghetto trope from 15 years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||07/31/2013|
It's actually called, "Little Orphan Annie Hip-Hop" produced by Jay-Z and Will Smith. And, guess who's playing Annie? You guessed it...Willow Smith!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||07/31/2013|
I'd rather see a remake of "Little Oral Annie."
|by Anonymous||reply 45||07/31/2013|
R45, not anymore. It's that BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD girl that is cast now, since Willow at almost 13 was deemed too old for the part.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||07/31/2013|
I know some y'all enlightened folks was hoping for Shemar Moore as Daddy Warbucks. His head was too small for the part.
The cast list has been out for a while, yes there are white folks in it. Cameron Diaz is pressing hard to hope for, since Ms. Hannigan has the best number in the whole damn show. But see, the white woman is the villain. It is propaganda. They should have cast an actress though.
But here is where it gets even more black! A coloured girl with a name harder to spell than shani'qua is playing the little miss orphan Annie and there is going to be some original music added by Jay-Z and other hopped up hip hoppers. The sun may not come out at all, y'all.
Those orphans are gonna have a hell of a dance number though and they won't have to piece it together. Rose Byrne is terrific in everything. The cast will be integrated like in the north. It could be good. Who will play Rooster? I think Jamie Foxx will make a fine Daddy. Benjamin's are always in.
Cameron could be fun in this. She has the hip hop in her. I hope they don't take away the bump and grind.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||07/31/2013|
I didn't realize Alphabet Wallis is in and WhipMyHair Smith is out. That makes me more interested. I did love her in BEASTS.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||07/31/2013|
Instead of singing "Lots of chocolate for me to eat," black Eliza could sing, "Wattamellon fo me to eat."
Instead of "Ow wouldn't it be loverly," she would sing, "Mmm mmm, dat shit be lovely!"
|by Anonymous||reply 49||07/31/2013|
r52. Hold on. Let me grab my pen.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||07/31/2013|
LINK, STUPID SHITS!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||07/31/2013|
This film has nothing but disaster written all over it, as well as one big stereotype. Anyone surprised that the villain is a white woman. lmao! Who do they think they're fooling?
Someone tell me who commissioned this piece of crap.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||07/31/2013|
The sun'll come out fo' shizzle / Bet yo' black-ass greenback that fo' shizzle / There be sun!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||07/31/2013|
R27, oh my gosh! I'm cracking up laughing! LOL!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||08/01/2013|
Just another FLOP featuring the so-called "A-List" African Americans! Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, Denzel Washington!! No One is going to pay to see their shit anymore! That's why they have to co-star with the young white Hollywood stars to get noticed anymore and have wives in their movies who are always half their age!
Example: this new Denzel Washington/Mark Wahlberg movie! why does old ass Denzel get top billing? Mark Wahlberg is the draw. Denzel ain't shit no more! Who wants to see his old motherfucking black ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||08/01/2013|
R49 Colored? Really?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||08/01/2013|
What's wrong with Colored? It's a lot better than pick-a-ninny or negro back in those times. or, even spook. or coon. or jigaboo.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||08/01/2013|
I don't see anything wrong with the term "colored".
|by Anonymous||reply 58||08/01/2013|
It's this generation's Hot Mikado!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||08/01/2013|
It's going to be this generation's animated THE KING AND I!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||08/01/2013|
WHY is Jay Z so rich and famous? He's a completely awful rapper, he's not as good as Run DMC or even the Beasties, Is saying "yeah-uh, yeah-uh" continuously, actual talent?
I am serious, I don't get Jay Z's fame at all. As a native New Yorker, I am even more baffled, because most native New Yorkers demand excellence in pretty much everything we buy!
Is he a great business man? In the same way that talent-free Madonna surrounds herself with talented people? Jay Z also seems completely untalented. I remember reading somewhere that he said, music was just a way to make money, he approached the music business like drug dealing!
He stated he had no real interest in music, this is basically the same statement Madonna made many years ago, she knew she couldn't become a multi-millionaire from dancing, she then chose to sing, even though she realized she didn't have much of a voice.
Jay Z has famous actual singers on his recordings and he uses top notch touring and studio musicians, take all that away, seriously, what is there? He also samples, A LOT. Where is his talent? He's not charismatic like Snoop Dogg or many other rappers who seem to have an appealing image or a schtick which appeals to many.
I don't get Jay Z's appeal, besides minimal talent, he's not a handsome man and is certainly not charismatic. Please, enlighten me!
TIA and spare the snark. If you honestly can not articulute why this man is extremely rich and famous, don't bother.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||08/01/2013|
R58, it is Mark Wahlberg needs Denzel, one of the last A-list stars who can still open movies successfully.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||08/01/2013|
Jay Z - Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)
|by Anonymous||reply 63||08/01/2013|
R64, I'm convinced that when Jay Z was dealing drugs, he amassed information on some high level people and has leveraged it.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||08/01/2013|
Wow! Y'all are some straight up racists in here. Not even trying to hide it. Nasty fuckers.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||08/01/2013|
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA@ Denzel needing Mark Walhberg....... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Mark Walhberg looks like a Lollipop Kid on Steroids and acts like one too!!!!
Some you people with your steroetypical perspectives are so deluded it is scary!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||08/01/2013|
Denzel Washington is one of the best actors in Hollywood today.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||08/01/2013|
Denzel Washington is an arrogant asshole! He is also nuts as well. He said in an interview once that he knew what it was like being a slave because he was one himself once.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||08/01/2013|
It's wrong!... [italic]shockingly[/italic] wrong!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||08/01/2013|
Is it time for a new production of "Timbuktu"? They can rename it, "Hello, Mali!"
|by Anonymous||reply 70||08/01/2013|
This sounds so ... WRONG, I actually googled it to make sure it wasn't an elaborate joke made up by OP and the rest of you.
Not all updates are bad ("West Side Story," "Rent"), but their sources were top-notch. Meehan and co. aren't exactly Shakespeare. Can't imagine this will be good. Just can't.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||08/01/2013|
[quote]The title is not Hip Hop Annie. No idea what OP is talking about.
Exactly. OP is a shit-stirring racist prick.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||08/01/2013|
Matt Bomer IS Little Annie Fanny!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||08/01/2013|
[quote]Justin Timberlake is playing Daddy Warbucks in this abortion. I have inside info.
And once again, it's a white man to the rescue of a little black orphan. "Diff'rent Strokes" and "Webster" all over again!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||08/01/2013|
They should cast America's Sweetheart, me, Sandra Bullock, in the role of the rescuer.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||08/01/2013|
[quote]Wow! Y'all are some straight up racists in here. Not even trying to hide it. Nasty fuckers.
That is not true. Nobody is racist here.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||08/01/2013|
R68, most of us aren't. It's just that the racist fucks post their repulsive crap in every thread, so you can't miss them. I'm sure you must've noticed that they can be found in every comments section on every online site. I don't read the comments sections of news articles that mention gay or race issues, because it makes me want to buy an uzi and kill bigots.
We used to run racists off DL along with homophobes and straights (as a general rule, but mostly for the crime of cluelessness or heterocentricity). No banning means now they flourish.
Depressing as fuck to those of us who knew DL back when it was the smart gay corner of the internet.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||08/01/2013|
[quote]They should cast America's Sweetheart, me, Sandra Bullock, in the role of the rescuer.
One dog named Sandy is more than enough, hon.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||08/01/2013|
Da sun be comin' out tommorrow, son!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||08/01/2013|
GIMME AN "N!"
|by Anonymous||reply 80||08/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 81||08/01/2013|
Get R89 off this site please. NOW.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||08/01/2013|
NIGGAHS! BIG NIGGAHS!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||08/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 84||08/01/2013|
They should have got Mo'nique to play Miss Hannigan.
"ANNIE! Get down here, bitch! You brought that white bitch Grace Farrell up in my orphange? Why the fuck did she ring my buzzer? I can't here you, Annie. Since you got so much mothafuckin' mouth and you gon' bring a bitch up in my house... why did that Grace Farrell bitch ring my goddamn buzzer? See, I think right now you think you becomin' a grown woman. 'Cause that shit you pulled with Mr Bundles... I shoulda fucked you up. But I let you walk away. And I let you get yourself together. But, bitch, I'mma let you know, don't you ever pull that shit again. That'll be your last mothafuckin' day standing. I promise you that. You gon' send a white bitch to my mothafuckin' buzzer? Talkin' 'bout living with some millionaire? You're an orphan, bitch! You will never have shit! Don't nobody want you, don't nobody need you! You done fucked around and think you run my mothafuckin' orphanage? And treat the kids like they're your mothafuckin' children? And all of em are goddamn animals, runnin' 'round lookin' crazy as a mothafucka? Bitch, you know what? See, I think you... I think you tryin' me. I think you tryin' to fuck with me. You fuckin' with my business... and you gon' stand up there with yo ginger afro and look at me like you a mothafuckin' woman? I'mma show you what real women do, bitch. See, you don't know what real mothafuckin' women do. Real mothafuckin' women sacrafice! I shoulda left your mothafuckin' ass on the doorstep! 'Cause you ain't shit! I knew it when they put you in my goddamn orphange you wasn't a goddamn thing! You wear that smirk on your face, bitch? Get outta here...! Now smile about that! Smile about that you ginger bitch!"
|by Anonymous||reply 85||08/01/2013|
Lil' O! a hip hop remake of Oliver
Jaden Smith as Lil' O! a runaway from a meth lab run by his abusive foster parents Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. He gets taken under the wing of the streetwise De Artemis Dodger, Lil' Wayne and deals with the villainous La Faygun, Fifty Cent, MC Psychs, Jay Z, and his bitch Shaniqua, Beyonce.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||08/01/2013|
Why don't they call it "Anne Get Your Gun" then?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||08/01/2013|
Is this all for real?
Why would they change an iconic broadway musical based on a legendary
popular comic strip beloved by millions over a span of 50 some odd
years and turn it into an audience alienating, hip hop mess?
Please tell me that this is not going to actually happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||08/01/2013|
R97 = Never saw "The Wiz."
|by Anonymous||reply 89||08/01/2013|
It is somewhat racist for my good fiend Jay Z to cast a white woman as the villain, but Cameron, being single, barren and unrefined, really has nothing better to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||08/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 91||08/01/2013|
I've been here for many years, and nobody is racist whatsoever here. People have a crazy sense of humor, but that's all.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||08/01/2013|
What did you all think of the Rob Marshall TV remake with Audra McDonald and Victor Garber?
|by Anonymous||reply 93||08/02/2013|
Smack that Annie bitch up
|by Anonymous||reply 94||08/02/2013|