Share your experience with Jewish guys . . . well endowed, good in bed, kink, vanilla?
Experiences with Jewish Guys
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 53||07/31/2013|
They are a distinct, closed off society. I went to a college that was 1/3rd Jews from Long Island, NY, and I believe what I saw and heard. I would never allow them into my social circle.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 1||07/30/2013|
I like their cut cocks.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 2||07/30/2013|
Please elaborate, r1. I'm Jewish, and I really have no idea what you're blathering on about.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 3||07/30/2013|
R3 - Tell us about you and your friends. What have your experiences been?
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 4||07/30/2013|
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 5||07/30/2013|
R4, of course your name is David. What else would it be?
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 6||07/30/2013|
My Jewish Man has a big, thick, cut cock. He likes bagels and puzzles and trying to screw Time Warner Cable as hard as they deserve to be screwed, the greedy fucking poor-people-screwing bastards.
And my blowjobs. We'll discover what all of this means tonight. But first-
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 7||07/30/2013|
In college, my roommate liked this jewish guy on our floor, he's short and skinny, he even told us he has a small cock. The whole floor would hang out and play truth or dare, drinking games etc.
He's a lawyer now in CT. He was into me but not my roommate and my roommate was upset about this. Anyways, I gave him a handy underneath the blanket(we were lying in bed together). He wasn't big, average girth. Since I never saw it, I'm guessing it was about 5 inches.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 8||07/30/2013|
I wish Jewish boys were as slutty as Jewish girls.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 9||07/30/2013|
R1=R6, a nasty little mess of prejudice, innuendo, illiteracy and, basically, a pile of pus. Can't publicly support or explain his hate, so has to rely on vague and unsubstantiated hints.... A coward and a creep.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 10||07/30/2013|
The ones I met were different from each other. They didn't carry the guilt that I have known; or, if they did, they sure hid it well.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 11||07/30/2013|
I think as a whole, that they are a pushy group. That is my experience with them.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 12||07/31/2013|
fake,nasty,always try to make you the idiot.
if shitty lies turn you on,you will be horny all the time.
never again indeed.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 13||07/31/2013|
oh yeah,by the way the 'russians' that abuse gays in russia,that neo nazi crap:the heads and starters of the group are jews.one seems gay.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 14||07/31/2013|
Avoid the Israeli ones. Every gay one I've met thought they were God's gift, with an aggressive sense of entitlement that would have made an SS Major or pre-apartheid Police Commissioner seem like blushing flowers.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 15||07/31/2013|
I prefer them uncut.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 16||07/31/2013|
This thread is an embarrassment.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 17||07/31/2013|
They'll mention they're Jewish A LOT.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 18||07/31/2013|
A Jewish ex used to call his mother, his sister and a couple of his friends to whine about minor things I did. I had no idea it was going on until they started saying some pretty unsubtle things around me.
I left him and took a job across the country. He was actually surprised I didn't stay in touch; he expected me to stay involved with him. Apparently in his family and social group, disloyalty is the norm. After that, I was told his behavior is a sort of norm.
No thanks. Never again.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 19||07/31/2013|
My partner of 15+ years is 100% Jewish.
Our relationship has endured because we provide each other with unconditional love and support in all aspects of our lives together. He is sweet, caring, humble extremely generous to all family and friends.
The stereotype that all people of the Jewish faith are shrewd and cheap is just that-- a HORRIBLE stereotype. It could not be further from the truth. He has an enormous heart, (and a more enormous c**k ;). He would give anyone the shirt off his back or the shoes off his feet if he meets someone in a needful time of their life.
Many, MANY, nasty and bitter troll queens have tried (and always fail) to break us apart. LOL- that will never happen because our relationship is stronger than steel. Why can't most gay guys (not all) simply be happy for fellow gay men who have found the love of their lives? Why is it their mission to destroy these strong relationships? Gay men who behave like this are those that I find repulsive and pathetic.
Lastly, dating or being in a committed relationship with a Jewish man is a million times better than trying to "date" a sexually repressed, deeply closeted, unstable, Bible-thumping Baptist gay man. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about with that as well. I dated one for almost 2 years and he was a fucking nightmare to deal with and stalked me for 7 months after. Please steer clear of those unless you want to live the cray cray 24/7 !!!!
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 20||07/31/2013|
R20 knows one Jew who doesn't fit the stereotype, thus the stereotype is invalid.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 21||07/31/2013|
Well they are white guys, and white guys are all exactly alike. So.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 22||07/31/2013|
Some gay Jewish guys visited a working class neighborhood park looking for trade. Large city, close to down down, but not the gay part of time. Guys visiting are just looking to suck or get fucked, an occasional fuck in the bushes.
I like to pick up this guys, all dressed up in their Ralph Lauren clothes, driving nice cars. I took them home, bent them over pulling down their Ralph Lauren white summer pants. What a fag ! I tell them I know what they are looking for. They are looking for a real man to fuck them and I am going to fuck them good. I like to see my cock dripping cum and ass juice onto their lily white pants. Now get out of Oak Cliff you fairy.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 23||07/31/2013|
r20, if you weren't already in a committed relationship, I'd ask you to marry me. :)
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 24||07/31/2013|
My husband is Jewish and I would echo R20's sentiments. He also has a better relationship with his family than most WASPs I've come across.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 25||07/31/2013|
I've hooked up with a couple of them on Scruff. One was an adorable pocket gay with sizemeat. So sweet and enthusiastic. We even had brunch the next day.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 26||07/31/2013|
How many threads about Jews is OP going to create?
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 27||07/31/2013|
r20 = Megaphone desktop tool.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 28||07/31/2013|
R21 - You are a fucking idiot. Sit down and shut the fuck up MARY. Are you not embarrassed by your ignorance? Maybe you should further educate yourself before you comment on a topic you clearly know nothing about.
Oh wait, you must be one of those inbred, toothless, hillbilly, Bible-thumping Baptist closet cases I so despise. I knew it would not take long for one of you to stop fucking the chicken and post such a bitter comment.
P.S--------- Jealous much, bitch?
LOL---- go back to living under your bridge you nasty fucking troll. You are pathetic
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 29||07/31/2013|
R24 -- Awwwww. Thank you so much for saying that. That is very sweet and kind of you. :) I like to think of myself as good marriage material. As I am sure you are the same!!
My partner and I CANNOT wait until the day we can legally marry! :)
R25--- Thank you for echoing my sentiments. R21 is just one (of the manny) nasty trolls that obsessively post on DL with the mission to hate on those that " it " is so jealous off.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 30||07/31/2013|
R28 - No, that would be you dear, you pussy ass bitch.
Good Lord---the trolls are cruising the DL hard today. Let me guess, you are packing a one incher between your legs? Or you are jealous of both mine and my partners big cocks?
I have a feeling it is both so go ahead and sit your ass right back down and don't try to come at me unless I send for your whiny little bitch ass....
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 31||07/31/2013|
I've dated a couple of Jewish guys. Both of them were dark-haired, hairy-chested and cut, obviously. Both had average penises.
I would say the other thing both of them had in common was the need to check in frequently with their mothers. If we were going out to dinner, they'd call first and say, "Oh, I'm going out now. I'll call you later." It got a little old.
Otherwise, they were pretty much different. One was wild in bed; the other pretty vanilla. One always acted pretty entitled; the other didn't. One had a professional job, the other didn't.
Both were pretty nice guys, but I realized the most important relationships in their lives would always be with their families. And they were fine with that.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 32||07/31/2013|
This thread is stupid and in poor taste but my isn't R20 full of herself. No one is jealous of you Mary.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 33||07/31/2013|
LMFAO - R33
And no one, I mean NO ONE, finds you relevant MARY!!
So you can sit down, shut the fuck up, and then get the fuck out.
I hope you enjoy being a bitter nasty hag and all alone. Oh, and did I mention being totally irrelevant? What a fun, rest of your life that awaits you.
I'm sure you are a hoarder with 20 cats and run around all day in a moo moo.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 34||07/31/2013|
The concept of any stereotype always has some basis in sheer truth no matter what you say. Whether this concerns the races or religions. These ideas didn't just pop out of one person's head and agreed to by most of everyone else on Earth.
Again, I will state that I have only had bad experiences with a multitude of Jews not only in a college setting but post-graduate business setting.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 35||07/31/2013|
Unhinged Mary at R34 needs a Haldol dose STAT
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 36||07/31/2013|
A moo-moo, R34?
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 37||07/31/2013|
OMFG R36!!!! You are a fucking schizo!!! That explains sooooo much. No wonder ALL of your post on DL are rambling, hot messes---just like their author.
You really need to run along and take YOUR mental meds before your batshit crazy ass try's to plug yourself into the wall. Tell me, how many voices do you hear in your head? Do all 20 of your cats talk to you?
You really should stop projecting your mental illness issues onto TOTAL STRANGERS!!! It is not very becoming for a real man to behave that way. But, then again, you are not ( nor ever will be ) a REAL man, so I guess I'm forced to give you a pass.
And sweetie, there is not one once of me that is unhinged. I simply read you to filth and your little schizo brain could not handle it. I'm sure I was not the first to rip you apart, and I KNOW I won't be the last. You certainly can dish it out but you cannot take it. Buck the fuck up!!! Stop being such a crying little bitch.
We are on two totally different levels. I'm a 4.0 student about to graduate with my Masters in Clinical Psych. Can you say the same?
LOL...OMG!! I'm far to cerebral for you too keep up with twinkle toes.
I suggest you move along and find someone more on your "level" to harass. You will NEVER EVER win with me.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 38||07/31/2013|
I hope you realize you're batshit crazy, R38.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 39||07/31/2013|
I hope you realize you have the vocabulary of a 7 year old. Try picking up a dictionary.
Oh and why is this thread full of stupid, ignorant, bitter, venom-filled, nasty, flaming, badly aging, and intellectually-challenged queens like yourself?
Get a life you pathetic, POS, douchebag loser.
Did you graduate with a 4.0 and a Master's degree?
Better yet, did you graduate from High School? Or did you drop out by 9th grade because it was just too "tough"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! LMFAO . I could mind fuck with dumb asses like yourself all day long and it never gets old.
Let me guess.....hmmmm.... Your IQ is what, 60 ?
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 40||07/31/2013|
r20 seems deranged. Get a grip, girl.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 41||07/31/2013|
they only marry chinkys. never other jewish people.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 42||07/31/2013|
"Try's," r38? Not only are you a nutcase but you seem illiterate. Get an education if it is not too late for you. (You might also want to review to/too usage, btw.)
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 43||07/31/2013|
Wow, this thread derailed pretty quickly.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 44||07/31/2013|
hold on, let me get my popcorn ready
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 45||07/31/2013|
Jewish guys are like everyone else. Some are hot, some are not. Some have big dicks, some do not. Some are whiny, some are not. You get the idea. Learn to view people as individuals rather than as stereotypes.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 46||07/31/2013|
Both my LTRs have been with Jewish men, both raised in big midwestern/western cities (first from Chicago, as am I, current from Denver--we now live in the east). Both were funny, bright, articulate, warm, physically affectionate, committed to their families, and generous. Yes, they also had quirks and less wonderful qualities (as do I), but nothing I would even consider attributing to their Jewish upbringing (which was pretty secular in both cases--celebrate the holidays, neither were Bar Mitzvahed--by their own choice, did not go weekly to services). I am mainline Protestant by upbringing (Sunday School til confirmation, then only to church for weddings and funerals). I teach at a school with a larger than average representation of Jewish students--any "markers" seem more regional or geographic than based on religion or historical affiliation.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 47||07/31/2013|
 got the best comment. It's so simple!
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 48||07/31/2013|
What they lack in looks, they make up for in passion!
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 49||07/31/2013|
I've dated a couple of Jewish guys. My experience has been the following:
*They tend to have big cocks and big asses.
*They tend to be close to their families.
*They tend to be opinionated.
*They tend to be big-hearted and emotionally generous.
*Their looks usually start to go and coarsen once they get past 35.
That's all I've found they all have in common. otherwise they've been a diverse bunch--some very political, some not; some very intellectual, some not; some very slutty, some not.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 50||07/31/2013|
I saw a Hasidic guy in a video booth place years ago. Black coat, hat, the sideburn things, the beard, the shawl tassel things peeking from the white shirt, etc. I was shocked he would take such a chance in public, I think he would be shunned by his community if he was found out. I didn't approach him, it was summer and I assumed he was sweaty and nasty under all that clothing.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 51||07/31/2013|
I picked up a Hasidic guy in a midtown garage bathroom a few years ago. He was about 23, wore the rekel, had the hat, the sidelocks, the tzitzis, etc. He had bright red hair! I had to take him home; he was fairly easy to talk to on the train down. I'm not proud of myself, but walking from the subway I got all embarrassed we looked such an odd couple -- I had never seen a Hasidic walking in the Village -- I told him I had family in the area and where I lived and had him walk about four paces in front of me, thinking to myself if anyone I knew saw me they'd not think I was dragging home a trick. He had the most pale body I've ever seen, as if he'd never been in the sun. He was clean, trim, virtually hairless except for a bright red crotch and legs. He did everything, was perfectly natural about gay sex. Later, dressing, he said "umm, do you know any other, uh, religious?" For some reason that just about broke my heart. I assured him I'd been in the jewelry district before and had never seen another to interest me. Never saw him again. Sometimes I've wondered of him, how he is coping with his urges, if he's still with the sect, how he's handling his life.
|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 52||07/31/2013|
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|by Davidic Size Queen||reply 53||07/31/2013|