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What are somethings that run through your mind right now?

I keep thinking about chess. I've been playing chess for last month or so and I improved but not as much as I like. And also, every time I lose, I feel the urge to strangle my opponent. This inexplicable rage wells up in me.

by Anonymousreply 2107/31/2013

I really want a cookie, but I shouldn't have one.

by Anonymousreply 107/29/2013

That it would be easier and faster to just pull it out in front of these reporters and cameramen than to send out pics of 'Mushy' one Twitter at a time.

by Anonymousreply 207/29/2013

[all posts by ham-fisted troll a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 307/29/2013

I want to move

by Anonymousreply 407/29/2013

I missed out on Indian food for lunch today, my favorite place was closed.

by Anonymousreply 507/29/2013

I smell cookies!

by Anonymousreply 607/29/2013

Bills, bills, bills, sadly.

by Anonymousreply 707/29/2013

Why has everyone been yelling at me all summer? It can't be all my fault.

by Anonymousreply 807/29/2013

Watching Casablanca on French TV. "I came to Casablanca for the waters." "There are no waters in Casablanca." "I was misinformed."

Ha, ha.

by Anonymousreply 907/29/2013

I really wish Tad was in town. I'm horny as hell . I want to suck his big cock and fuck his hairy hole!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1007/29/2013

I told my stupid friend not to tickle me a million times. The last time he did it, I scratched the hell out of him and now he's pissed off at me. What an ass.

by Anonymousreply 1107/29/2013

Well, one time it was the front seat.

But que sera sera.

by Anonymousreply 1207/29/2013

I wish I could afford to move. Or take a long vacation.

At least I have Xanax.

by Anonymousreply 1307/29/2013

The first 3 episodes from Twin Peaks are showing on French TV tonight, from 1:30 to 4 in the morning! Seriously!!!

by Anonymousreply 1407/31/2013

I hope this poison ivy on my right arm won't spread.

by Anonymousreply 1507/31/2013

It's a long way off, but I'm ready for the weather to cool down and for it to be Fall! Waaa-aaaaaaaaaaah.

by Anonymousreply 1607/31/2013

I often wonder why people don't develop cellulite on their faces!?

by Anonymousreply 1707/31/2013

I am wondering: (a) whether the vending machine downstairs still works; (b) whether it is stocked with stuff I love; (c) whether it is worth walking down four flights of stairs (the elevator is creepy); and (d) if it does work, and is stocked with delicious tasty snacks and it IS worth the walk... will it accept my only bill, a $5.00.??!?!

So many issues, so little time.

by Anonymousreply 1807/31/2013

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 1907/31/2013

i can't believe simon cowell is going to have a baby.

hell is freezing over as i'm writing this.

by Anonymousreply 2007/31/2013

Fucking slutbag shit-for-brains supercunt I'm going to fuck her that motherfucking twat shove my foot so far up her fucking cunt...

by Anonymousreply 2107/31/2013
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