BREAKING NEWS: Gwyneth is relocating from London to L.A. "to spend more time with her mother & brother"
I suppose it's okay, now that the children already have proper British accents.
"She has lived in London for a decade and calls it her ‘adopted home’, but Oscar-winner Gwyneth Paltrow is moving her family back to Los Angeles. The 40-year-old actress and her rock-star husband Chris Martin of Coldplay plan to make LA their home for at least the next two years. The family will move in time for their children Apple, nine, and Moses, seven, to start the school term in September.
A source said: ‘Gwyneth has loved living in London but America will always be home and she wants to be closer to her family. 'Her mother and brother live in California and she plans to spend the next couple of years in Los Angeles while her children are young enough for their education not to be affected. ‘She misses her family terribly and now is the time to move. Her children have English accents and once they start senior school Gwyneth says the family will likely return to the UK because she believes that the English education system is second to none.’"
|by Madonna||reply 152||03/07/2014|
Is this another way of announcing a separation?
|by Madonna||reply 1||07/28/2013|
Lindsey Lohan is rumored to be going to London once she gets out of rehab so I'd say it's a fair trade
|by Madonna||reply 2||07/28/2013|
R1, I had the exact same thought.
Spending more time with one's family is the explanation for every kind of failure.
|by Madonna||reply 3||07/28/2013|
What about Chris? No mention of him. hmmmmmmm
|by Madonna||reply 4||07/28/2013|
He is mentioned:
[quote]The 40-year-old actress and her rock-star husband Chris Martin of Coldplay plan to make LA their home for at least the next two years.
Doesn't make it believable...
|by Madonna||reply 5||07/28/2013|
[quote] family will likely return to the UK because she believes that the English education system is second to none.’"
I'm sure her kids will be real academics. After all goop want to UC Santa Barbara (for a year) to be near the beach.
|by Madonna||reply 6||07/28/2013|
She was being discussed (laughed at) by some people on NPR yesterday. It was something about her visiting the Red Rocks in Sedona, Arizona and the rocks told her to become a lifestyle guru.
|by Madonna||reply 7||07/28/2013|
[quote]visiting the Red Rocks in Sedona, Arizona and the rocks told her to become a lifestyle guru.
Who hasn't? But then the Mescaline wears off and you get on with a proper life.
|by Madonna||reply 8||07/28/2013|
I think a lot of celebrities walk around with undiagnosed mental illnesses that go on unchecked. I mean, who's going to tell Gwyneth that shen has narcissistic personality disorder when everyone that's around her is employed by her or terrified of her?
|by Madonna||reply 9||07/28/2013|
We wanted to have GP up here again in Sedona, but her aura is so fucked up, people were passing out in the streets.
|by Madonna||reply 10||07/28/2013|
First we had to take back Vadge and now Goopy? We need a celebrity exchange program and we need it now.
We're sending back the Osbournes - all of them. And Tina Brown. And Minnie Driver. And we're still not even.
|by Madonna||reply 11||07/28/2013|
R11, you forgot Piers Morgan. And while we're deporting unwanted people, let's send Bieber back to Canaduh.
|by Madonna||reply 12||07/28/2013|
Not sure about her brother, but Blythe Danner spent most of the past year in NYC doing plays and she is doing another play in the fall with SJP. So much for being closer to mum.
|by Madonna||reply 13||07/28/2013|
If we're sending back celebs, let's please send Miss Tammy Cruise back to Xenu....
|by Madonna||reply 14||07/28/2013|
Should I cancel my vacation? Is London over? I feel nervous being there without Gwyneth.
|by Madonna||reply 15||07/28/2013|
Uh, I'm doing fine, honey. You can stay in London if you like.
|by Madonna||reply 16||07/28/2013|
There's going to be a major exodus from England as everyone follows Gwyneth. Word is Will and Kate are putting a deposit on a mansion in Beverly Hills and the Beckhams are moving back, too.
|by Madonna||reply 17||07/28/2013|
I just can't be in a country where someone would name an innocent child "George".....it just seems so savage.
|by Madonna||reply 18||07/28/2013|
and Queen Elizabeth is planning to buy Disneyland and rename it "The United Magic Kingdom".
|by Madonna||reply 19||07/28/2013|
She married a Brit because Madonna did. Madonna dumped her Brit, left the UK for NYC. Poor little Gwen was stuck with tiny dick Brit, and stuck in boring old London. She couldn't take it anymore. She's now upset that Madonna no longer speaks to her.
|by Madonna||reply 20||07/28/2013|
[quote]She's now upset that Madonna no longer speaks to her.
I no longer speak to Madonna. There is a difference.
|by Madonna||reply 21||07/28/2013|
We will henceforth be known as 'The City of Mangles'.
|by Madonna||reply 22||07/28/2013|
My guess is she is trying to establish California residency so she can get half of his money.
|by Madonna||reply 23||07/29/2013|
She's going for her 2nd Oscar before it's too late and realises if she wants a shot at the good scripts she's gotta be in El Lay.
|by Madonna||reply 24||07/29/2013|
R11 and R12 preach, sisters. Vadge and Goopy coming back to the US, especially after dissing the country so many times in the press, is quite annoying.
|by Madonna||reply 25||07/29/2013|
Either she's getting divorced or she's decided to really hit work hard while she has a shred of respect left. Hopefully the first option, I don't want to see her mucking up any more films.
|by Madonna||reply 26||07/29/2013|
this bitch... only one big supporting role a year so she can be with family, oh, that's why her career's shit and people hate her! full of excuses. has no tits. i hope a poor or a black carjaks her, tosses her around by that stringy hair.
|by Madonna||reply 27||07/29/2013|
She's an uneducated moron. So her verdict on school systems is ...worthless.
|by Madonna||reply 28||07/29/2013|
But what about all those droll dinner parties in London where they would discuss art and literature?
|by Madonna||reply 29||07/29/2013|
R28 is totally correct. She is an uneducated moron! She and Maya Rudolph were school chums in CA. Maya talked about how she worked hard and made good grades, but Gwyneth just fucked around and did whatever she wanted. Gwyneth is an asshole.
|by Madonna||reply 30||07/29/2013|
She is such a shallow airhead. Kind of makes you wonder how challenging it is to be a successful actress/country singer/cookbook author. I mean, if SHE can do it, we ALL can.
|by Madonna||reply 31||07/29/2013|
What are you bitches complaining about? The US is getting me back too you know.
|by Madonna||reply 32||07/29/2013|
Fuck, she really is coming.
|by Madonna||reply 33||07/29/2013|
But you're a goofy looking douchebag Chris. We don't want you back.
|by Madonna||reply 34||07/29/2013|
There is something funny about this. More to it than what is being said right now.
|by Madonna||reply 35||07/29/2013|
Will I be able to keep Chris Martin to myself? I have this weird fascination with him. I totally see why Goop has him tied down.
|by Madonna||reply 36||07/29/2013|
She tries to have him tied down, you mean. Do you like being cheated on R36?
|by Madonna||reply 37||07/29/2013|
Can't we just tell her no?
|by Madonna||reply 38||07/29/2013|
r37 Do you believe in ufo's too?
Show me proof that Chris cheated. Don't give me any rumours. There are tons of rumours surrounding many celebrities.
I find Chris very adorable and I'm not sure why he would move to LA. he seems like he would rather spend his time with his bandmates than his family.
|by Madonna||reply 39||07/29/2013|
also, Chris has this asexual vibe around him.
|by Madonna||reply 40||07/29/2013|
We in Brentwood are all so thrilled to ha...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
|by Madonna||reply 41||07/29/2013|
Goops Brentwood home - 1701 Westridge Rd., Los Angeles. Paid $9,950,000 last year. Lucky her - looks beautiful.
|by Madonna||reply 42||07/29/2013|
I wish this stuck up dog would relocate to Beirut!
|by Madonna||reply 44||07/29/2013|
This entitled bitch has already pissed off her neighbors. She put in a 9 -ft. tall Entrance gate - the limit is 6 ft. Other's in her neighborhood, including Harrison Ford, Courtney Thorne-Smith, and Oliver Stone, had to go by the zoning law , but not our Gwynnie. She has 45 days to fix the problem, or face more than $900 in fines. Gee, what do you think Goopy will do ?
|by Madonna||reply 45||07/29/2013|
Her comments about the red rocks probably wasn't a joke. There are several natural energy vortexes in the hills of Sedona, AZ. People have known of their powerful spiritual properties since the area was inhabited only by Native Americans. They are a site of healing, mysticism and even extra-terrestrial activity.
My partner and I visited the area about 10 years ago and found it to be everything promised and more. The beauty of the land is almost indescribable, there are wonderful little New Age shops and even a UFO themed restaurant! Everyone should experience this magical place at least once.
I'm sure Gwyneth Paltrow is a good daughter and sister. I did, however, take offense at her comment about American "senior school." When she makes comments like that I find her a bit snobbish and affected. I'm probably not the only one. She should try to be a bit more diplomatic-she is an Oscar winner. When she does return to the United States, her mother should speak to her about this!
|by Madonna||reply 46||07/29/2013|
r45 Wouldn't you be glad for the high gates? For me, it looks like the neighbors are jealous that they can't see them, and that news is old.
|by Madonna||reply 47||07/29/2013|
[R47] You're old too - and it's about everyone having to conform to the LA city zoning dept. rules. Everybody else in the neighborhood did it - but Goopy thinks she's above it all. That was the point.
|by Madonna||reply 48||07/29/2013|
but goop [bold]is[/bold] special.
|by Madonna||reply 49||07/29/2013|
Great, those drippy kids and that asexual man are going to bother me all fucking day.
|by Madonna||reply 50||07/29/2013|
Just no at anyone thinking Martin is hot or talented. He's just the kind of fool who marries and procreates with someone like Paltrow. I'm sure we can look forward to Goopy making more and more annoying comments over the next several years.
|by Madonna||reply 51||07/29/2013|
[quote]My guess is she is trying to establish California residency so she can get half of his money.
Oh, I like how you think.
|by Madonna||reply 52||07/29/2013|
R28 I would not call somebody who speaks 4 languages uneducated.
R39 I always thought he admitted to cheating when he wrote that Tennessee song for her movie Country Strong. Actually a classy move on him. Cheating just happens in relationships, its not nice but who am I do judge. They are not some trashy celeb couple like Brangelina or Witherspoon or Garner/Affleck who constantly sell their and their kids privacy for PR.
|by Madonna||reply 53||07/29/2013|
No, she just tries to sell her Goopy crap, to idiots. But good try Gwen
|by Madonna||reply 54||07/29/2013|
Why is it so important that the children have English accents? How absurd.
|by Madonna||reply 55||07/29/2013|
I don't find Chris Martin hot, but he is so fucking gorgeous in a cute way. I loved him even more when he had those curls.
|by Madonna||reply 56||07/29/2013|
r53 He admitted to nothing.
|by Madonna||reply 57||07/29/2013|
[quote][R37] Do you believe in ufo's too? Show me proof that Chris cheated. Don't give me any rumours. There are tons of rumours surrounding many celebrities.
R39, clearly you got lost on your way to another website and ended up here. Just look up the definition of GOSSIP and you'll see what I mean.
[quote][R45] Wouldn't you be glad for the high gates? For me, it looks like the neighbors are jealous that they can't see them, and that news is old.
R47, you think Harrison Ford and Oliver Stone are "jealous" of Gwyneth Paltrow because they won't be able to see her bony ass, her husband's bony ass and her spoiled kids? Um, no.
|by Madonna||reply 58||07/29/2013|
I thought Gwynnie has lived in NYC for years! She's always going on and on about the odious Babbo restaurant, which she uses as her neighborhood diner!
She'll fit right in with the dipshits in L.A., I imagine.
Is her husband famous or something. I really can't place him.
|by Madonna||reply 59||07/29/2013|
I'll pay $90,000 for a dome to ensure I never have to see her inbred face.
|by Madonna||reply 60||07/29/2013|
Second to none said the woman who dropped out a/1 semester at college.
|by Madonna||reply 61||07/29/2013|
To be fair, she lives on a high-traffic road. That road leads up to Mandeville Canyon hiking trails, one of the more popular hiking trails in the area. I'm sure she doesn't want random people looking in all the time.
I'd still like England to keep her.
|by Madonna||reply 62||07/29/2013|
I cheated on Goops with Kate Bosworth, and many, many a fan. Musicians can't not cheat. We're all scumbags.
|by Madonna||reply 63||07/29/2013|
r58 Chooses to believe which gossip fits his needs, but refuses to acknowledge the one that dismisses his favorite gossip.
turning gossip into facts! very classy.
Anyway, I also believe Chris martin to be very asexual. I don't think he'll move here, I think he'll stay with his band, unless they breakup.
|by Madonna||reply 64||07/29/2013|
That boy from One Direction is trying to look like Chris Martin. It's not working.
|by Madonna||reply 65||07/29/2013|
I believe the procreation came first, hence the marriage, R51.
And if all they have to do is pay less than $1000 in fines, why doesn't everyone defy the zoning laws? Or is that in conjunction with having the gates taken down?
|by Madonna||reply 66||07/29/2013|
r64 So, it's okay for you to think that Chris is asexual based on I don't even know what, but it's not okay for anyone to think that he's a cheater despite there being slightly more evidence to suggest that, because it upsets you. Ooookay.
|by Madonna||reply 67||07/29/2013|
Like her kids were going to go to public high school. Didn't she go to Spence? Pretty fucking good school no matter what country it's in.
She needs to restart her career and the kids are now both in school fulltime.
She's bored and getting nervous about her career. Plain and simple.
|by Madonna||reply 68||07/29/2013|
r68 Old, ugly and hated by most of the country.
Se should be nervous.
|by Madonna||reply 69||07/29/2013|
Oh, guys guys. From now on [bold]GOSSIP[/bold] is fact. Now every man mentioned on this site to be gay is [bold]true.[/bold] Who the fuck needs proof right? hmm, not us!
|by Madonna||reply 71||07/29/2013|
r63 r67 Desperately trying to cling on to his favorite cheating rumours.
What I can't believe is that out of that many people who saw him cheating, no one bothered to snap a shot. Even though it was a concert filled with people who had cameras and camcorders.
|by Madonna||reply 72||07/29/2013|
Didn't her real life become a character on "Gossip Girl?" She's a cunt. Hopes she falls in a sidewalk crack and disappears.
|by Madonna||reply 73||07/29/2013|
R74 Well I am sure he is not that stupid and bangs chicks in front of his fans. Most people cheat behind closed doors.
|by Madonna||reply 74||07/29/2013|
Ugh. Stop with the "Breaking News" on these non-news items. Save it for real news.
|by Madonna||reply 75||07/29/2013|
Goop just did a movie with Carlos Saura, acclaimed Spanish director. I don't really care her doing a movie with stinking rich douche Johnny Depp, and I doubt it will bring her any acclaim.
|by Madonna||reply 76||07/29/2013|
[quote]looks like the cunts are at it again.
Step away from the mirror.
[quote][R67] give me your evidence. Don't send me to any gossip sites. I want to see pictures. Even I can spread rumours around.
R72, you are on a gossip site NOW.
Run away, run awaaaaay! (Go quickly, before you get gossip cooties.)t
|by Madonna||reply 77||07/29/2013|
r76 His cheating rumours started after some people said they saw Chris kiss Kate. Like seriously, there [bold]should[/bold] have been pictures. Why aren't there if this is true? Just because some cunts say they saw something doesn't make it true.
Even I believe this rumour started because some anti-coldplayer or goop hater decided to spill fake beans.
|by Madonna||reply 78||07/29/2013|
I'm really not getting why it's so upsetting to suggest that Chris is a cheater. Why is the matter being taken so seriously and so personally? Have Coldplay fangurls really come here to defend Chris? I didn't think those existed anymore.
|by Madonna||reply 79||07/29/2013|
Chris Martin is sweet. All the hate towards him is sad, but that's what famous people have to live with.
|by Madonna||reply 80||07/29/2013|
r81 Can't fanboys defend him?
|by Madonna||reply 81||07/29/2013|
We've gained a prince, but lost a princess ~ Elizabeth II
|by Madonna||reply 82||07/29/2013|
What do you mean R84? Has something happened to Queen Elizabeth II?,
|by Madonna||reply 83||07/29/2013|
R81, these fangurl cunts never let it go. The object of their sad obsession could be fat, bald, 75 years old with one foot in the grave and they'll still attack anyone who says a word about him.
In a thread a few years ago, I mentioned what a pussyhound Robert Redford had been for all those years he was married to his first wife. It is 100% true and well-known around town. This is not controversial or disputed. Fangurls showed up to deny it and defend his sacred honor almost immediately - I kid you not.
It's fangurls or low-level PR flacks. Either way, they're ridiculous.
|by Madonna||reply 84||07/29/2013|
The rumours are false. She said the same thing 2-4 years ago, that she was moving to la. She never moved. I think she's wanted to move for a while, but can't with Chris martin's schedule. Anyway, Coldplay will be having another album in one or two years, the rest of the band can't move to america with him. I hope they stay in London.
|by Madonna||reply 85||07/29/2013|
poor r86 can't let it go. He so fucking wants the rumours to be true that he refuses to understand that girls and pr don't really run this website. There are men on this site too who love Chris Martin.
|by Madonna||reply 86||07/29/2013|
Why do Gwyneth threads get so many replies. Truth is, she has the perfect life and family which makes lots of people jealous.
|by Madonna||reply 87||07/29/2013|
r56 [quote]I don't find Chris Martin hot, but he is so fucking gorgeous in a cute way. I loved him even more when he had those curls.
I find him cute too. I wouldn't call him hot. He just doesn't do it for me, never got a hard on.
|by Madonna||reply 88||07/29/2013|
What is wrong with you Americans?
She is a terrific actress, multiple awards, sings, wears a size 2---what the fuck do you queens want?
|by Madonna||reply 89||07/29/2013|
I don't really care for her real life, but I like most of her movies. She's a good actress and very fit for a 40 year old.
|by Madonna||reply 90||07/29/2013|
She's coming, he's not coming. Oh sure, he'll visit the kids. They'll play pretend couple and do photo-ops for a while, just as they've been doing in London. Then, regrettably and after a respectable period of time, their busy schedules and too much time apart will bring an end to their fairytale marriage.
*sniffle* *sniffle* So sad.
Please respect their privacy during that difficult time.
|by Madonna||reply 91||07/29/2013|
Many people seem to find Gwyneth Paltrow somewhat off-putting. I do admire her for her comments about Sedona; my partner and I had a mystical experience at the vortexes too. But, I wonder if she knows that so man people are turned off by her. It seems like she would. Does she care? Has she ever addressed it?
|by Madonna||reply 92||07/29/2013|
I would definitely fuck Chris, he is a Pisces so you know he'll cry, than I'll get hard again and go for a second round.
|by Madonna||reply 93||07/29/2013|
[quote]Does she care? Has she ever addressed it?
Umm, why should she care? There is a lot of garbage online. Let people hate her and her husband. She shouldn't be bothered by it. If she is, she doesn't need to address anyone.
|by Madonna||reply 94||07/29/2013|
I think it's VERY weird how much her brother Jake looks so much like Chris Martin:
|by Madonna||reply 95||07/29/2013|
Why does she need to issue a public statement and press release about moving? No one cares. I can't think of any other celebs who did this other than the Beckhams. She's an insufferable attention whore.
|by Madonna||reply 97||07/29/2013|
R91 Size 2? For an actress, that's fat.
No wonder she can't get work.
|by Madonna||reply 98||07/29/2013|
Fucking Coldplay? There has never been a more aptly named band. It's music to comfort the profoundly autistic. No warmth, or any emotion. Its fans are as bad as goop.
|by Madonna||reply 99||07/29/2013|
Yeah, r89 I'm just dying to have a marriage that is known for being rocky no matter how hard I desperately try to prove that it's not. The guy couldn't even be bothered to be there for her when she received her star on the Walk of Fame.
I used to really like Gwyneth Paltrow, and even defended GOOP back when it started, but she says too many dumb things and tries way too hard to make her life seem perfect, so hard that one can only think she's covering for something. She might be dying to move to LA, but is scared to leave Chris alone for too long. If he gets caught, her carefully calculated image blows up in her face. She should have left his ass back when things got really bad and gone back to working more on her career.
And okay r83, I'm shocked that there are fanboys too, if they're the ones fervently defending him against cheating rumors as though he's their own husbands.
|by Madonna||reply 100||07/29/2013|
Yeah r99, so much for not wanting publicity which she proudly claims to shun by not attending red carpet events with her husband like vulgar celeb couples such as Brangelina.
|by Madonna||reply 101||07/29/2013|
r102 It's time to remove that tampax tampon from your ass, it's been there for too long and it shouldn't have been there in the first place.
|by Madonna||reply 102||07/29/2013|
[quote]Gwyneth is relocating from London to L.A. "to spend more time with her mother & brother"
Maybe Cheyenne Jackson is doing the same thing.
|by Madonna||reply 103||07/29/2013|
r101 [quote]Fucking Coldplay? There has never been a more aptly named band. It's music to comfort the profoundly autistic. No warmth, or any emotion.
Coming from a pedo who listens to kid music and wants to bang the nickolodean kids.
I don't think we need opinions from others to like what we want.
#Proud Coldplay Fanboy
|by Madonna||reply 104||07/29/2013|
Uh r106, wtf are you talking about. I want to fuck children b/c I can recogonize that band's souless crap seems made by 5 brain dead Clear Channel execs? That band sucks. Music is subjective but they're the British Nickel Back.
|by Madonna||reply 105||07/29/2013|
F&F for you, R106.
Call someone a cunt or just about anything all day long - you'll get no complaints except maybe from the person you were addressing.
|by Madonna||reply 106||07/29/2013|
r108 If it makes you that happy. Go for it.
Only a pedo will be offended as much as you are.
|by Madonna||reply 108||07/29/2013|
Who knew people could get so worked up over Chris fucking Martin. Yikes.
|by Madonna||reply 109||07/29/2013|
She's old, weathered and irrelevant. If it weren't for her Marie Antoinette bullshit, no one would even remember her.
Her time has past, and in reality, never was. She was a limited talent and not a pretty girl, but nepotism and fucking up-and-coming actors carried her for a while, even when the box office proved her true worthlessness. By being an outrageous elitist, she keeps people talking about her, which, like a true narcissist, is all she cares about. But the shtick has grown old, much like her, and her comments and arrogance have grown so off putting to the public, she'll never recover. Plus she has arguably the worst set of tits in Hollywood history. Two Ziplock bags half filled with overwatered oatmeal microwaved 10 minutes too long.
The Coldplay guy will dump her. He's younger and male, which means he has plenty of miles left while she'll soon be lucky to play the mother of a teenager in a gross-out Judd Apatow comedy. He'll find someone hot and young who isn't a pain in the ass and doesn't mortify him with every word out of her crocodile-like mouth. How many rockers run around with sad, pitiful, sexless, older women past their prime? None.
When Cameron Diaz is the only friend you have left, it's officially over.
|by Madonna||reply 110||07/29/2013|
r112 She's hardly irrelevant. Everyone gets old and weathered. You'll be old, weathered and irrelevant.
The difference between you and goop is that she did something with her life and living to her to the fullest.
|by Madonna||reply 111||07/29/2013|
[quote]The Coldplay guy will dump her. He's younger and male, which means he has plenty of miles left while she'll soon be lucky to play the mother of a teenager in a gross-out Judd Apatow comedy. He'll find someone hot and young who isn't a pain in the ass and doesn't mortify him with every word out of her crocodile-like mouth. How many rockers run around with sad, pitiful, sexless, older women past their prime? None.
He's too much of a wimp to do that.
|by Madonna||reply 112||07/29/2013|
R112, on the off chance that you are not actually Goopy's former casting couch fuck, Harvey W., please marry me.
|by Madonna||reply 113||07/29/2013|
r112 = GOOP PR.
No human, non-flack mouths the words "living life to its fullest" with a straight face.
She's over. May your last check clear the bank.
|by Madonna||reply 114||07/29/2013|
Is Gwyneth really only 40? It feels like she's been around forever.
|by Madonna||reply 115||07/29/2013|
r114 Young, fresh pussy grows stones on the weakest of men.
|by Madonna||reply 116||07/29/2013|
R113 How the hell would you know what r112 did with their life? That "X celeb has done so much more than you and is so much richer than you" is only used by the most retarded of people who don't have an argument.
It is irrelevant what any of us does, they're the ones who put themselves out there for criticism (and her more so than anybody! to a masochistic degree).
You trying to claim the moral high ground is hilarious whn you're just a poster on an internet forum like the rest of us. Anyone that says shit like this shouldn't be on here.
|by Madonna||reply 119||07/29/2013|
r112 It must be really frustrating living under Goop's heel. I hope you make it out in time just to sit in a wheelchair for the rest of your life and witness people watching Goop's movies and Coldplay songs playing.
|by Madonna||reply 120||07/29/2013|
r121 [quote]How the hell would you know what [R112] did with their life?
He obviously did/does nothing, but sit in his mom's basement and masturbate.
|by Madonna||reply 121||07/29/2013|
r123 = Ross Matthews, official GOOP pet gay.
|by Madonna||reply 122||07/29/2013|
r122 I pray for dementia, so I can forget it all.
|by Madonna||reply 123||07/29/2013|
[quote]my partner and I had a mystical experience at the vortexes too.
Why, oh why did you have to paint that picture in my mind? Now I can NEVER UNSEE IT!
|by Madonna||reply 124||07/29/2013|
who know Paltrow had stan defenders on this site? gosh. I didn't expect this thread to have so many replies.
|by Madonna||reply 125||07/29/2013|
I'd actually pay to see her in Pepper Potts movie. I like her and her husband. Although I find Chris better looking.
|by Madonna||reply 126||07/29/2013|
I'm with you, R127. I'm trying to remember if they've ever shown up on the other "Goop is an ugly, untalented moron" threads. I'm drawing a blank.
They're vewwy, vewwy sewious. I wonder if they realize that they're the DL equivalent of catnip?
|by Madonna||reply 127||07/29/2013|
She can spend more time with her mother & brother and still not move her entire family. It's pretty stupid. She can visit them for a few months, I'm not against it, but that's a stupid reason to move.
I kind of agree with 87.
|by Madonna||reply 128||07/29/2013|
r129 How exactly does one remember someone from other threads?
|by Madonna||reply 129||07/29/2013|
Chris Martin likes it rough.
|by Madonna||reply 130||07/29/2013|
uh-huh, OP, how exactly is this [italic]breaking[/italic] news?
If they are moving, It's not permanently!
|by Madonna||reply 131||07/29/2013|
Didn't you kids just adore the ending of SE7EN??
|by Madonna||reply 132||07/29/2013|
Marrying a rock star seems cool at first, but when their creativity wears off they can be the most awful spouse ever. Never was into Coldplay, I think he always made lame music. She better get out while she still can.
|by Madonna||reply 133||07/30/2013|
My condolences to her mom and brother!
|by Madonna||reply 134||07/30/2013|
[quote]By being an outrageous elitist, she keeps people talking about her, which, like a true narcissist, is all she cares about.
I think that pretty much sums it up.
And I love the 9 ft high fence. As if so many people are clamoring to get a look at her! Bitch, you ain't Lady Di.
|by Madonna||reply 135||07/30/2013|
Pap pics of her and her husband are very expensive, if I were her I would have a high fence and gate as well
|by Madonna||reply 136||07/30/2013|
Rules don't apply to me, you idiot sheeple !
|by Madonna||reply 137||07/30/2013|
I she could just keep her goddamned pie hole shut, she'd be tolerable.
|by Madonna||reply 138||07/30/2013|
[quote]Didn't you kids just adore the ending of SE7EN??
Almost as good as the beginning of Contagion.
|by Madonna||reply 139||07/30/2013|
What if she was attacked on the street by a poor and it was caught crystal clear on youtube? May as well as leave england. i love when cuntess humbles herself and says something like "fries and too many glasses of champagne were my weakness, im rubbish at self control" or "i cant even help apple with her maths homework"
|by Madonna||reply 140||07/31/2013|
Maybe she can try and talk some sense into Blythe and make her stop doing such idiotic commercials as the one for Provia (or whatever the name is.) Idiotic beyond belief and description. "Break a leg"...STUPID (yes, I know it's "good luck" in the theater, just that the whole commercial is so LAME (pardon the pun.)
She doesn't need the money, I'm sure. When I see that commercial, all I feel is sorry for Blythe Danner, who back in the day was considered a great actress.
|by Madonna||reply 141||07/31/2013|
I always enjoy the deepthroat that turns up now and then to announce that Chris Martin is gay and living in a little flat in London on his own, well kept out of the press.
I have no idea if it's true or made-for-DL entertainment purposes!
[quote]She's old, weathered and irrelevant. If it weren't for her Marie Antoinette bullshit, no one would even remember her.
Don't talk about Kirsten Dunst like that, she hasn't even finished her third martini this morning.
|by Madonna||reply 142||07/31/2013|
[quote]I she could just keep her goddamned pie hole shut, she'd be tolerable.
I feel like that about Taylor Swift.
|by Madonna||reply 143||07/31/2013|
Even though I don't listen to Taylor's music, R146, at least she has talent. Also, she should be forgiven for saying the stupid shit she says. Taylor is only what, 22 or 23? Gwyneth, otoh, is a whopping middle-age 40, so no excuse there.
|by Madonna||reply 144||07/31/2013|
And when she's 50 and gets a tiny hint of perspective, we'll be subjected to her groveling and bragplaining. "Back in my 30s and 40s I'd been gifted with so much success and felt that by sharing knowledge of some of the better things, I'd make the world a better a place, but I was just so dippy and I'm sorry, I should've gone about it differently."
|by Madonna||reply 145||07/31/2013|
Taylor Swift is a multi-millionairess, has her own private jet, 3+ houses, knows all the nuances of bearding/press savvy and yet still inflicts her camel-toe shorts and angst-ridden warbling and guitar-twanging upon the planet.
I remain unmoved, R147.
|by Madonna||reply 146||07/31/2013|
R149 The most shocking thing about Swift is not her ruthless PR savvy-ness, but that she is actually successful with it.
|by Madonna||reply 147||08/01/2013|
i didn't realize til now her kids look like her brother. is Gwyneth trying to prove her Game of Thrones chops? What kind of sick dynasty is she attempting to create?
|by Madonna||reply 149||03/07/2014|