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Baby Prince George as a teenager (PHOTO)

[quote]HEIR’S a glimpse of the future — as this computer picture predicts what little Prince George might look like as a teenager.

Published: 5 hrs ago

The handsome lad is imagined with his mum Kate’s nose and eyes and dad William’s mouth and chin.

The image was produced by US expert Dr D’Lynn Waldron, who said she took into account “genetics, lifestyle, personality and environment”.

by Anonymousreply 5208/28/2013

handsome? looks like any average limey to me.

anyway WHO GIVES A FUCK? he and his family are not important in world matters.

by Anonymousreply 107/27/2013

You wish r1.

by Anonymousreply 207/27/2013

What's up with the slapped cheeks inherited from Charles AND Dianna? Is that a Limey thing, or what?

by Anonymousreply 307/27/2013

Let's not overlook the possibility that George, the teenager, will be in a head to toe Wham! outfit.

by Anonymousreply 407/27/2013

R2 are you disputing that this family isn't important? They don't matter except to morons who cling to outdated traditions and the concept that they're inherently better than us due to birth.

by Anonymousreply 507/27/2013

R5, there are a LOT of those morons worldwide, so that pretty much negates your claim

by Anonymousreply 607/28/2013


by Anonymousreply 707/28/2013

R6 just because those morons have an interest in this family, it doesn't mean the family is important. They don't do anything that changes the world. In fact, they are a symbol of social progress being halted.

by Anonymousreply 807/28/2013

R5 sounds poor.

by Anonymousreply 907/28/2013

I hope he gets his hair genes from mom's side.

by Anonymousreply 1007/28/2013

Good morning peasants, minions and bitches. Yep, I've got my mum's hair, my dad's bank account, and a much better dentist than most of my subjects. Still working on the wardrobe though. Kisses.

by Anonymousreply 1107/28/2013

Anyone going to answer my question about the slapped cheeks?

by Anonymousreply 1207/28/2013

It's just rosacea, R12. It's not an English thing per se, just in some people with fair skin in general. Bill Clinton has it too.

by Anonymousreply 1307/28/2013

It's not even rosacea. It's just a healthy flush. Plenty of fair-skinned people have it. It's what millions of women try to imitate with makeup.

by Anonymousreply 1407/28/2013

That picture looks nothing like either parent. Neither has that awful nose.

by Anonymousreply 1507/28/2013

Based in part on his personality?

The kid's a few days old, who the hell knows what his personality is like??

by Anonymousreply 1607/28/2013

[quote]anyway WHO GIVES A FUCK?

You do, R1. Unlike many who passed right by this thread, you cared enough to read what it's about. Unlike many who read what it's about and didn't comment, you cared enough to comment. Thanks for playing.

by Anonymousreply 1707/28/2013


What will George look like as a 5 year old?

10 year old?

After he's had his first wank?

What will he look like in RAF uniform?

What will his future siblings look like?

We NEED princesses to dote over!!!


by Anonymousreply 1807/28/2013

OMG, computerized pictures of what this baby will look like when he's a teenager?! This kid doesn't stand a chance with a public as insane as it is watching every move he makes.

by Anonymousreply 1907/28/2013

Too bad he will be bald by 25, or 30 at the most.

by Anonymousreply 2007/28/2013

Perhaps not, R20. Maybe he'll take after Kate rather than William in the hair department.

by Anonymousreply 2107/28/2013

Why the neck mole? Is the artist trying to honor Edward Snowdon in some manner?

by Anonymousreply 2207/28/2013

Also, "D'Lynn"? Can one really trust someone named D'Lynn?

by Anonymousreply 2307/28/2013

Well, because Elizabeth the Queen Mother was a commoner, and Phillip was 100% Danish/German, Elizabeth II was 50% Old English, Charles 25% old English. Then Diana, just like QETQM, 100% Old English now makes William the FIRST future king to have a maturity of Old English blood since those German Hanoverians shifted the royal family genetics.

And William, at 62.5%, is less English than his son, George Alex, at 75%.

Charles takes the Hanovers with him to the grave.

Start tearing it apart DataLounge!!!

by Anonymousreply 2407/28/2013

Definitely doable, when he is of age.

by Anonymousreply 2507/28/2013

I don't get this weird idea that the English and the Germans are somehow genetically isolated races, as r24 somehow believes.

by Anonymousreply 2607/28/2013

r26, it's an ETHNIC thing.

by Anonymousreply 2707/28/2013

[quote]It's just a healthy flush. Plenty of fair-skinned people have it

I've seen rosy cheecked people, I myself am pale, but sans rosy cheeks. This is different. Their cheeks look slapped hard, or burned. NOT A GOOD LOOK.

by Anonymousreply 2807/31/2013

I don't care what he looks like as long as he's kept intact.

by Anonymousreply 2907/31/2013

He's fucking hot in that pic!

by Anonymousreply 3007/31/2013


by Anonymousreply 3107/31/2013

I'm hoping he is snipped, R29.

by Anonymousreply 3207/31/2013

British males are not mutilated. The kid's penis will remain whole.

by Anonymousreply 3307/31/2013

William and Harry are intact. The new Prince George will be too.

by Anonymousreply 3407/31/2013

Nice try, pro-skin trolls, but the males of the Royal Family have traditionally been circumcised, and The Queen even had a mohel circumcise Prince Charles and his brothers.

by Anonymousreply 3507/31/2013

R35. But Diana said no, and Will and Harry were luckily spared from the scalpel and not cut.

And the previous royals only from Queen Victoria's time (not throughout history) were cut because she thought she was descended from the Jewish David somehow justifying her slicing her kids. Thankfully, Diana came along and said 'fuck that,' no one is putting a knife to my kids.

by Anonymousreply 3607/31/2013


by Anonymousreply 3707/31/2013

That is just a rumor. There is no proof that William & Harry are uncut and they have never confirmed it.

by Anonymousreply 3807/31/2013

R38. William's pissing pics caught by the paparazzi clearly showed that he's uncut.

by Anonymousreply 3908/01/2013

He won't be bald. Boys inherit their maternal grandfather's hair, and Michael Middleton has a full head of hair though he's in late middle age.

by Anonymousreply 4008/01/2013

We don't know whether those photos are genuine.

by Anonymousreply 4108/01/2013

R41. You are ridiculous. Everyone knew that William's piss pics were real including William.

by Anonymousreply 4208/01/2013

Did he ever confirm them, R42?

by Anonymousreply 4308/01/2013

R43. Yes, there was confirmation. The paparazzi followed Will into the field adjacent where he has just finished a polo match. He thought he was alone and couldn't be spotted. William and the palace were angry as hell when the pics were published, but there was nothing they could do about it. The pics are of him pissing.

Where have you been; under a rock for the past five years? It was quite the news and Internet sensation when it happened.

by Anonymousreply 4408/01/2013

Christ, why does EVERY damned thread on DL have to devolve into a fight between the uncut/cut trolls?

by Anonymousreply 4508/01/2013

R40, that is not true, unfortunately. It is more of a lottery. Both parents can pass on baldness.

by Anonymousreply 4608/01/2013

Nice to see the pedophiles already clamoring over a fucking baby. Fuck off!!! Sick fucks

by Anonymousreply 4708/01/2013

Where does the unsubstantiated and bizarre claim that male British royals are traditionally circumcised come from?

by Anonymousreply 4808/01/2013

Prince William was very handsome, for like five minutes, when he was 18. Then it was all downhill.

I mean what kind of a loser is bald before they are 30?

by Anonymousreply 4908/03/2013

i hope he doesn't inherit his fathers giant teeth and smile.

that pic portrays a cute kid.

by Anonymousreply 5008/28/2013

There are a lot of men that go bald before 30.

by Anonymousreply 5108/28/2013

I see. Well, you know Harry was pretty odd looking at that age too.

by Anonymousreply 5208/28/2013
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