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Larry Kramer Is Married In Hospital Ceremony

Larry Kramer, the award-winning playwright of “The Normal Heart” and longtime gay rights advocate, married his partner, David Webster, on Wednesday in the intensive care unit of NYU Langone Medical Center, where Mr. Kramer has been recovering from surgery for a bowel obstruction.

by Anonymousreply 5007/27/2013

Who wouldn't want to marry him? He's the whole package: looks, body, PLUS personality! Hubba hubba!

by Anonymousreply 207/25/2013

r1 = David "Hi, Larry!!!" Ehrenstein

by Anonymousreply 307/25/2013

Meanwhile, Barbra Streisand bites her thumb and spits on the ground, whispering in Yiddish.

by Anonymousreply 407/25/2013

Aren't we going to talk about what a bowel obstruction is? You know what we are all thinking. You KNOW it.

by Anonymousreply 507/25/2013

Drama queen.

by Anonymousreply 607/25/2013

Congratulations, boys!

(Must.. not.. make... bowel obstruction.. joke.)

by Anonymousreply 707/25/2013


by Anonymousreply 807/25/2013

Mr. Kramer, 78, and Mr. Webster, an architect who is 67, dated in the 1970s and have been partners since the mid-1990s. Mr. Kramer based central characters in his 1978 novel “Faggots” on himself and Mr. Webster.

by Anonymousreply 907/25/2013

This thread was here first, and thus is the actual and real thread about this topic.

by Anonymousreply 1007/25/2013

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by Anonymousreply 1107/25/2013

[quote]Mr. Kramer has been recovering from surgery for a bowel obstruction.

Leaked x ray now on line !

by Anonymousreply 1207/25/2013


by Anonymousreply 1307/25/2013

[quote]Aren't we going to talk about what a bowel obstruction is? You know what we are all thinking. You KNOW it.

Ryan Murphy's nose?

by Anonymousreply 1407/25/2013

Mr. Webster is clearly positioning himself to inherit bigtime; but even so some things even money cannot buy. Faced with the choice between inheriting his millions and living free from Larry's snarlings and shriekings, I'd happily choose living Larry-free.

by Anonymousreply 1507/25/2013

Yeah, the only reason hubby married him is so he doesn't have to wait long for the inheritance. Smart man!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1607/25/2013

Do you suppose Larry wore white with orange blossoms and seed pearls?

by Anonymousreply 1707/25/2013

Did they have a cash bar at the reception?

by Anonymousreply 1807/25/2013

It was a pot luck luncheon, as it should be.

by Anonymousreply 1907/25/2013

[quote]Mr. Webster is clearly positioning himself to inherit bigtime

What bigtime? Where would Larry Kramer get millions?

by Anonymousreply 2007/25/2013

Barbra is deeply, deeply hurt by Larry's hateful words towards her and her son. She has cried a river of tears over his betrayal.

by Anonymousreply 2107/25/2013

I have read this thread and been appropriately moved, unlike Kramer's bowel obstruction.

by Anonymousreply 2307/25/2013

Bowel obstruction.

Now we know why he's been so cranky for the last 30 years.

by Anonymousreply 2407/25/2013

I'm sending over some Jolly Ranchers and gourmet salsa.

by Anonymousreply 2507/25/2013

Larry has millions because his brother is a big Wall Street guy who invested Larry's money from "Women in Love" very, very wisely.

by Anonymousreply 2607/25/2013

r22: Hi, Larry!

by Anonymousreply 2707/25/2013

Would Activia have prevented this?

by Anonymousreply 2807/25/2013

I particularly like the festive green bilge in his nasogastric tube.

by Anonymousreply 3107/25/2013

This will not end well.

by Anonymousreply 3207/25/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3307/25/2013

Tiny vials of Larry's obstruction are now available on Ebay. All contributions will go AIDS charities.

by Anonymousreply 3407/25/2013

La Traviata made less melodrama out of her death than he has and was much quicker about it. This has gone on now for three full decades.

by Anonymousreply 3707/25/2013

Yegods, not yet another post about this grumpy old man, who may not be with us much longer. Just let him go.

by Anonymousreply 3807/25/2013

Didn't Joan Collins as Alexis do this years ago?

Cecil! Cecil!

by Anonymousreply 3907/25/2013

If they are smart they will release a pic of the bowel obstruction and end years of speculation about just how big the stick up Larry Kramer's ass is.

by Anonymousreply 4007/25/2013

It's funny, because for some reason when I think of Larry Kramer, the first two words that come to my head are "bowel obstruction."

by Anonymousreply 4107/26/2013

r36, are you saying Harvey Fierstein is poz? Never heard that one, seriously.

by Anonymousreply 4207/26/2013

Let's say a prayer for those nurses who have to tend to him in the hospital.

by Anonymousreply 4407/26/2013

No R42, sorry if it came out that way. I meant that Fierstein has used his celebrity and talent for decades to keep awareness raised about AIDS and is one of the most vocal. No doubt he lost scores of friends and colleagues. Despite his activism, he is upbeat and humorous. A big difference from Kramer, who is so dour and aggressive.

by Anonymousreply 4507/26/2013

Wonder if David's longtime fuckbuddy Brad in Indianapolis sent his warm wishes.

by Anonymousreply 4607/26/2013

Larry, I could have sucked-out that bowel impaction from your asshole for far less than your insurance co-payment. Next time look for me on Craigslist!

by Anonymousreply 4707/27/2013

R47. Please! Larry's so old he predates Medicaire. Co-pays? He doesn't understand the concept.

by Anonymousreply 4807/27/2013

R36 is an ignorant asshole. Harvey isn't positive. Lets have some respect.

by Anonymousreply 4907/27/2013

Yes, I think we all know the wonderful contributions that Larry Kramer has made but he is also a professional asshole and martyr. And has not smiled since 1982. He sounds about as pleasant to be around as Arthur Laurents was. Every picture I have ever seen of those two look like they just bit into a sour pickle.

by Anonymousreply 5007/27/2013
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