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Any advice for not throwing up all over my desk?

I have a RAGING hangover. I just got offered a new job (yay me!) and went out last night to celebrate. Problem is, I almost never drink (lame me!) and I drank a bunch of gin martinis. I have a feeling I won't be able to smell gin for a long time to come. Anyway, I am sitting here at my desk due for a 2:30 meeting and I'm fairly sure I'm going to vomit all over my desk. I already threw up twice this morning but my stomach is sour, still. Would tea help? Or would coffee be better to keep me alert? I don't think I can stomach actual food. Help.

by Gin Blossomsreply 707/25/2013

Chew some cinnamon flavored gum. (Big Red). I swear it will help with the nausea.

by Gin Blossomsreply 107/25/2013

Don't drink so much.

by Gin Blossomsreply 207/25/2013

Two shots of espresso. This works for me every time.

by Gin Blossomsreply 307/25/2013

use your wastebasket!

by Gin Blossomsreply 407/25/2013

Ginger ale would be better than tea or coffee. If that's not available, have weak, milky tea with some sugar or honey. Try to eat some saltines or bread.

by Gin Blossomsreply 507/25/2013

Your cubicle mates can still smell that gin on your breath, ya know. Have you invested in some Tic-Tac, ya fucking loser.

by Gin Blossomsreply 607/25/2013

Obviously, smoke some weed.

by Gin Blossomsreply 707/25/2013
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