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Two Women Get Lost Hiking in Maine, Are Rescued, Then Drown in a Car

Death was really after them that day.

by Anonymousreply 2607/26/2013

Damn, now that's a bad day.

by Anonymousreply 107/25/2013

I keep those window breaker things in the storage well of each door in my car.

by Anonymousreply 207/25/2013

Final Destination

by Anonymousreply 307/25/2013

How did the mini-van they were driving end up 175 feet off shore ? Did it float like a boat like it sank? Were they driving that fast? If it floated out that far way not use the time to crawl out the windows instead of using that time to make a fucking phone-call? The passenger decides to sit and wait while her friend makes the call to 911? It sank in about 18 feet of water, once the van filled most of the way with water the pressure equalizes and at least one of the vans 5 doors should be able to open. Most people could swim 18 feet to the surface.

God, I know I would be panicky in the same situation, but these two were just to stupid to live .

by Anonymousreply 407/25/2013

LOL R4 - I think you nailed it with "these two were just too stupid to live." I concur! :)

by Anonymousreply 507/25/2013

Darwin Award

by Anonymousreply 607/25/2013

One of them was pregnant so she was probably doubly panicking.

by Anonymousreply 707/25/2013

I feel sorry for the dog.

by Anonymousreply 807/25/2013

You know what could have saved their lives? An empowering stilt walking workshop.

by Anonymousreply 907/25/2013

and on their Ipod: "River Deep, Mountain High"!

by Anonymousreply 1007/25/2013

Theyd drove down a boat ramp, i could see panicking if you drove of a steep embankment into the sea, but a fucking boat ramp? It's like walking down the slope of a kiddie pool towards the deep end while phoning 911 for help.

Truly these women were idiots. I bet the poor dog could have told her to get off the fucking phone jump out the window if it could only talk.

by Anonymousreply 1107/25/2013

R9, you almost made me choke on my water.

by Anonymousreply 1207/25/2013

Weren't they ticket holders on that Asiana plane, too?

by Anonymousreply 1307/25/2013

Probably a CIA domestic assassination.

Did either of them know General McChrystal?

by Anonymousreply 1407/25/2013

Guess when you number is up, your number is up.

by Anonymousreply 1507/25/2013

Yes, but what was on their iPod?

by Anonymousreply 1607/25/2013

Sheesh, female drivers.

by Anonymousreply 1707/25/2013

(r16) I believe that question was answered further up thread. Please pay attention or I'll flip the fucking table over.

by Anonymousreply 1807/25/2013

You're the devil, R18.

by Anonymousreply 1907/25/2013

"Take Me to the River" - The Rev. Al Green

"The Water is Wide" - Peter, Paul, and Mary

by Anonymousreply 2007/25/2013

"Stupid Girl" by Garbage

"The Tide is High" Blondie

"Sinking" by The Cure

by Anonymousreply 2107/26/2013

" Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles

by Anonymousreply 2207/26/2013

"Under The Sea" from the Little Mermaid

by Anonymousreply 2307/26/2013

If they were on their way to MichFest, they're probably in a better place.

by Anonymousreply 2407/26/2013

[quote]If they were on their way to MichFest, they're probably in a better place.

You could not start off from a more remote corner of the USA than Machias Maine, it's on the coastal Canadian border. The Rainbow Express wouldn't pick up there even if you promised Denise all the pussy & weed she could consume.

by Anonymousreply 2507/26/2013


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