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Cats: do they have Aspergers Syndrome?

They are independent, emotionally detached loners; they look at you with this glassy, vacant expression; they are finicky, picky eaters; and to comfort themselves they will repetitively and mindlessly knead the bed with their paws.

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 1607/26/2013

fuck off.

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 107/25/2013

Kiss my furry butt!

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 207/25/2013

Aspergers is a communications disorder in which certain humans have trouble learning essential social skills and interpreting what other people say and do. Cats on the other hand are very good at communicating with other cats, which is why unlike dogs they avoid fights and when they do fight rarely seriously injure or kill each other. They also are able to endear themselves to certain humans so well that the humans will bend over backwards to please them. Pretty much the opposite of Aspergers.

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 307/25/2013

My first cat was a shelter cat. Her name was Bootsie Gumdrop.

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 407/25/2013

Not necessarily, OP.

But they're definitely Dataloungers.

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 507/25/2013

They DO!

Shows how much you bitches know!

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 607/25/2013

They're sociopaths.

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 707/25/2013

None of them are as good looking as Henry Cavill.

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 807/25/2013

I hate my cat. Her name is Julie.

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 907/25/2013

I saw a cat that had a femmy ass like Matt Damon.

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 1007/25/2013

No, OP, they're just classy.

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 1107/25/2013

Lol R4! Have you had that MRI yet?

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 1207/26/2013

some of them do

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 1307/26/2013

Has anyone noticed if male cats have feminine features? What are they?

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 1407/26/2013

My 12 year old spade female cat has a gay tom cat boyfriend. He sits with her everyday until she smacks him.

She's lazy, loves cat and dog food. Very friendly if you initiate, not at all finicky. They're not as needy as dogs and I like that, you dimwit OP.

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 1507/26/2013

That's adorable, R15.

by Matthew Bomer's Busyhandsreply 1607/26/2013
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