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which type of troll are you?

Since tonight seems like a particularly festive trollish night, please step up and let us all know who you are! TIA

by Anonymousreply 9309/15/2013

that one should read "OUTRAGE troll" like the ones who always post about the kitty or young child being abused.

by Anonymousreply 107/24/2013

Don't forget the meds are evil troll.

by Anonymousreply 207/24/2013

You should have had a general "Hollywood troll" option.

by Anonymousreply 307/24/2013

You forgot paranoid loony libertarian troll.

by Anonymousreply 407/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 507/24/2013

Oh, dear.

You left off "grammar and spelling troll."

by Anonymousreply 607/24/2013

Indeed, I did

by Anonymousreply 707/24/2013

Old people's excrement eating troll.

by Anonymousreply 807/24/2013

Though she's gone now, I'll never forget the crazy black female troll.

Bitch was batshit.

by Anonymousreply 907/24/2013

I'm a cuntastic troll

by Anonymousreply 1007/24/2013

Sharon Stone troll.

by Anonymousreply 1107/24/2013

You forgot us Bad Advice Trolls and Third Hand Gossip Trolls and I Have A Letter That States I'm Not Crazy Trolls.

You suck, OP. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 1207/24/2013

Thanks, r12

by Anonymousreply 1307/24/2013

I'm the Shelley Hack troll and proud of it!

by Anonymousreply 1407/24/2013



by Anonymousreply 1507/24/2013

Is Janbot a true troll or does her psychosis elevate her to another more menacing and dangerous category?

by Anonymousreply 1607/24/2013

I'm the seething with class resentment troll.

by Anonymousreply 1707/24/2013

Shouldn't there also be acknowledgment of the Asperger's troll(s)? Or does he/they think they're he's/they're actually being helpful?

by Anonymousreply 1807/24/2013

Hey, you forgot us too! Haven't we been annoying enough lately?

While we're slumming it here, would someone mind starting Jeremy Renner's Baby 5? Please? Never before has so much been said about so little and we feel there's room for more!

by Anonymousreply 1907/24/2013

I'm Kris Jenner.

by Anonymousreply 2007/24/2013

Concern Troll here.

by Anonymousreply 2107/24/2013

I'm still annoyed that the word "troll" was snatched away before I eventually became one.

To us EG's a troll is a lecherous old man, usually small, thin and gruesome-looking with the most gigantic, deformed perpetually semi-hard dick you've ever seen. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 2207/25/2013

I will not be ignored troll, I have been blocked here for a week now and I didnt post anything worth getting upset about.

Why dose the DL randomly do this? No racists posts or anything.

Oh, well, found another way in, but still I am a little annoyed I have to do a work around when I cant think of anything I did wrong.

It would be nice if you knew you were officially blocked at least instead of endless prime time message.

by Anonymousreply 2307/25/2013


by Anonymousreply 2407/25/2013

Im the Sharknado Troll

by Anonymousreply 2507/25/2013

the poll says that politicos win, which last night seemed like the case.

by Anonymousreply 2607/25/2013

Public sex troll here, checking in

by Anonymousreply 2707/25/2013

I am the fast food is poison troll.

by Anonymousreply 2807/25/2013

i must say, however, that many of the sex trolls think their sex trolling is political so there may be some category confusion.

by Anonymousreply 2907/25/2013

really? how so?

by Anonymousreply 3007/25/2013

What about me?

by Anonymousreply 3107/25/2013

Danny Pino pinga troll

by Anonymousreply 3207/25/2013

Trolling and rolling

by Anonymousreply 3307/25/2013

Who is your favorite Datalounge troll?

by Anonymousreply 3407/25/2013

I love R14

by Anonymousreply 3507/25/2013

Sex is now winning

by Anonymousreply 3607/25/2013

Op, need to add key lime pie troll.

by Anonymousreply 3707/25/2013

you got to pay the toll to get the boy's hole!

by Anonymousreply 3807/25/2013

Do you think Danny DeVito has ever taken Danny Pino's pinga in his fat old mouth?

by Anonymousreply 3907/25/2013

I'm sorry, I did not see my category listed. I'm the troll that lives under the bridge.

by Anonymousreply 4007/25/2013

Circumcision troll.

by Anonymousreply 4107/25/2013

Breakfast Sandwiches Troll

by Anonymousreply 4207/26/2013

Face Slap troll

by Anonymousreply 4307/26/2013

Seriously, how do you forget about the cut/uncut trolls? At least r41 remembered.

by Anonymousreply 4407/26/2013

Who could forget the die-in-a-grease-fire troll?

by Anonymousreply 4507/26/2013

never forget

by Anonymousreply 4607/26/2013

Let's Troll Cinnamon Rolls

by Anonymousreply 4707/26/2013

R6, we're pretty much all grammar and spelling trolls.

It's one of my favorite things about the DL. When in doubt, rip apart the little fucker's use of the English language.

Just out of curiosity, who cut a kitten in half?

by Anonymousreply 4807/26/2013

As a political troll, I truly appreciate the Poll Troll.

Keep it coming, shug.

by Anonymousreply 4907/26/2013

you did not include me?! wait till monday morning when you are all at work!

by Anonymousreply 5007/26/2013

i am my own special creation.

by Anonymousreply 5107/26/2013

I am often the DL Meta-troll, popping up with dumb tropes from DL history. It passes the time, I suppose.

Is the Gloria Estefan troll still with us? That used to be some of the most hilarious shit ever.

by Anonymousreply 5207/27/2013

Trevor St Johns Feets Troll

by Anonymousreply 5307/27/2013

I am the George Clooney/Hugh Jackman/John Travolta/Tom Cruise troll

by Anonymousreply 5407/27/2013

I'm the Poll Troll here to tell you that your poll sucks.

by Anonymousreply 5507/27/2013

Key Lime Pie

by Anonymousreply 5607/27/2013

Let's just say my beautiful baby girl died.

And she had it coming.

by Anonymousreply 5707/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 5808/03/2013

a stupid troll

by Anonymousreply 5908/04/2013

A funyun troll

by Anonymousreply 6008/12/2013

I'm the "must use the word cunt in all my posts" troll.

by Anonymousreply 6109/13/2013

I'm the baked potato troll

by Anonymousreply 6209/13/2013

RH Troll

by Anonymousreply 6309/14/2013

I'm a part time Paula Prentiss troll.

by Anonymousreply 6409/14/2013

"Can I have your stuff?" troll.

by Anonymousreply 6509/14/2013

What about the Blind Item trolls who laboriously scrawl tall tales about their favorite stars, using idiotic made up names, to prove their favorite stars are gay?

by Anonymousreply 6609/14/2013

The Scat Queen Troll of Old People's Excrement, Shitstains and Please Shit in My Mouth fame.

by Anonymousreply 6709/14/2013

I wonder whatever happened to the Anthony Hopkins Troll, the Dominic Monahan Troll and Butterfly's Honey.

by Anonymousreply 6809/14/2013

Is Jensen gay? Troll

by Anonymousreply 6909/14/2013

I would have said "soap troll," but you mixed it with "reality troll," as if we're somehow the same.

I would not watch reality TV on the biggest, bestest 7.2 channel system in the world.

I would not watch reality TV using your eyes.

And TBH, the soaps are so few now, I only watch the WilSon scenes on DOOL now. P&G destroyed all the good ones so that no one would complain when they were cancelled. And their strategy worked.

What I really am is listed below.

by Anonymousreply 7009/14/2013

The Food Nazi Troll

The Junk Food Troll

The Chain Restaurant Food Troll

The What's In Your Pantry and What Meals Will You Make With It? Troll

The Dinner Party Troll

The Appetizers Troll

The I've Just Bought (X Number of Pounds) of (Random Food) and Put it in my Freezer. What Can I Make With It? Troll

The Recipes, Please! Troll

by Anonymousreply 7109/14/2013

R66, click "Hollywood Closet Hunk Troll."

by Anonymousreply 7209/14/2013

White Belt Man, who still posts here anonymously. His threads are all about making lists and often his opener contains "I'll start!" or "I'll go first!"

List Your Favorite RomComs/Horror Movies/Thrillers/80s Songs/Game Shows/70s TV Shows/Favorite Products/Discontinued Products/Annoying TV Ads, etc, etc, etc.

by Anonymousreply 7309/14/2013

Are you White Belt Man, R73? The question is "Which type of troll are YOU?"

by Anonymousreply 7409/14/2013

White Belt Man was kinda like the DataLounge's "Fun Director," as on a cruise ship … until that fateful day.

by Anonymousreply 7509/14/2013

White belt Man is still here. is threads are unmistakable to those who knew him.

by Anonymousreply 7609/14/2013

Who is the "What Type of Toll Are You" Troll, who posted this thread in 2011 and 2013?

by Anonymousreply 7709/14/2013

[quote]Is Janbot a true troll or does her psychosis elevate her to another more menacing and dangerous category?

Up yours with a twirling lawnmower.

by Anonymousreply 7809/14/2013

Pubic Hair Troll.

by Anonymousreply 7909/14/2013

I am occasionally a circumcision troll, but only when an anti-circ troll is particularly annoying.

by Anonymousreply 8009/14/2013

I am one of the Table Top Trolls who care more about what sterling grandma left you than silly people who cut kittens in half. Unless it was with a Buccellati Empire carving knife...

by Anonymousreply 8109/14/2013

Most charismatic speech. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 8209/14/2013

R20 Hi Kris !!! I can't believe you're here with us.

I think you're tremendous!

by Anonymousreply 8309/14/2013

I am abercrombiestud1947. I am 76 but I look 16.

by Anonymousreply 8409/14/2013

Astrology Troll and sometimes tin-hat troll checking in.

The Man is watching all of you. I just want you to know that.

by Anonymousreply 8509/14/2013

r16, you suck. please diagf. janbot is not a troll. you on the other hand are clearly obsessed with trying to tag one of the best posters on the dl as a troll in every thread possible. what did janbot do to you? expose you for the bore you clearly are in real life? i hope janbot sees your silly message and yet again puts you in your place.

by Anonymousreply 8609/14/2013

Thanks R86! I handled that cretin at R78.

by Anonymousreply 8709/14/2013

I think the only trolls that genuinely annoy me are the Soap trolls because the thread titles are misleading.

I thought there really was mob activity in upstate NY.

by Anonymousreply 8809/14/2013

I'm the anti-clothes dryer troll.

by Anonymousreply 8909/14/2013

I'm your nemesis, R89.

by Anonymousreply 9009/14/2013

I am now and always was The Adiran Zmed Troll

by Anonymousreply 9109/15/2013

I shun your label.

by Anonymousreply 9209/15/2013

I like to diversify. Why stop at just one type of trolling? Besides you get typecast if you stay in the same genre for too long.

by Anonymousreply 9309/15/2013
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