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by Anonymousreply 5708/07/2013


by Anonymousreply 107/23/2013

Apparently, a woman was desperate to crash a big DC bash, so she pretended she was Gwen Ifill, host of the program "Washington Week" on PBS.

Too bad for Caucasian her that Gwen is a rather dark skinned lady. SHE DIDN'T KNOW???

by Anonymousreply 207/23/2013

Here you go, OP.

by Anonymousreply 307/23/2013

I need to laugh, too

by Anonymousreply 407/23/2013

Which state serves the smallest drinks?


by Anonymousreply 507/23/2013

How do you make a tissue dance?

by Anonymousreply 607/23/2013

Put a little boogie in it!

by Anonymousreply 707/23/2013


Who's there?


9-11 who?

You said you'd never forget!

by Anonymousreply 807/23/2013

The sky was so blue that day, R8.

And what about the children!?!?!


by Anonymousreply 907/23/2013

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know, man, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1007/23/2013

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow-

MOO! [say it really quick, to interrupt the person]

by Anonymousreply 1107/23/2013

Why can you never starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there(sandwiches there)

by Anonymousreply 1207/23/2013

Last two have an age limit

by Anonymousreply 1307/23/2013

Two peanuts were walking down the street... And one was a salted.

by Anonymousreply 1407/23/2013

Have you read the Michfest thread on here? I had never heard of Michfest before I started coming to DL, now I've read all the Michfest threads-very funny! Especially the "Rainbow Express" saga. Give it a read!

by Anonymousreply 1507/23/2013

Someone needs to roll you in some batter and deep-fry you, RogerOctopusNightshade.

by Anonymousreply 1607/23/2013

Noooo! You don't want to do that! Why not try some Michfest nut loaf? Someone posted the recipe. Have a slice while you're waiting for the Rainbow Express!

by Anonymousreply 1707/23/2013

Justice Antonin Scalia 1936-2013.

by Anonymousreply 1807/23/2013

Amanda Bynes was 5150'd today

by Anonymousreply 1907/23/2013

The blonde calls her travel agent.

"How long is the flight from New York to London?"

Travel agent says, "Just a minute."

Blonde replies, "Thank you" and hangs up.

by Anonymousreply 2007/23/2013

Post some funny vid's, pretty please!

by Anonymousreply 2107/23/2013

The opening scene of "Sullivan't Travels."

by Anonymousreply 2207/23/2013

Rent "The Original Kings of Comedy" - laughed my ASS off! Saw twice in the theater; several times on TV. Bernie Mac, R.I.P.

by Anonymousreply 2307/23/2013

Post some videos of really awkward moments!

by Anonymousreply 2407/23/2013

Get it?

"Say, wait a minute. Don't anybody leave this room, I've lost my purse."

by Anonymousreply 2507/23/2013

How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, instead they form a support group called "Coping With Darkness"

by Anonymousreply 2607/23/2013

Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation?

A: Can I help you pack your shit?

by Anonymousreply 2707/23/2013

Which is the cruellest reindeer?

Olive, the other reindeer, she used to laugh and call him names.

by Anonymousreply 2807/23/2013

Q: How do you know you're at a gay picnic?

A: All of the hot dogs taste like shit!

by Anonymousreply 2907/23/2013

Q: Why don't gays work at sperm banks?

A: They always get fired for drinking on the job!

by Anonymousreply 3007/23/2013

milked lesbian tits

by Anonymousreply 3107/23/2013

Christine Quinn thinks she is going to be the next mayor.

by Anonymousreply 3207/23/2013

Man walks into his son's room, says "Don't do that! You'll go blind!"

Kid says "Dad, I'm over here."

by Anonymousreply 3307/23/2013

Knock Knock?

Who's There?

Daphne Zuniga.

Daphne Zuniga Who?


by Anonymousreply 3407/23/2013

There should be threads like this more often. What movie was that from R25? Who was that actress?

by Anonymousreply 3507/23/2013

What does a lesbian bring for a second date?

A U-Haul.

What does a gay man bring for a second date?

His new boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 3607/23/2013

This is for R24.

by Anonymousreply 3707/23/2013

"What does a gay man bring for a second date?

His new boyfriend."

This happened to me!!

by Anonymousreply 3807/23/2013

OMG What was that about R37? That was hilarious. Did the anchorman get in trouble? What was he trying to say? The look on the anchor woman's face was priceless. I watched it twice. Does anyone know the story behind it?

by Anonymousreply 3907/23/2013

I always heard pluck that chicken and thought the anchor was making reference to hamming it up on a story or something.

by Anonymousreply 4007/23/2013

"What movie was that from [R25]? Who was that actress?"

Well, that was a scene from The Awful Truth with Irene Dunn and Cary Grant.

It's right there if you open the link.

"I'll just put it over here and get it out of the way."

by Anonymousreply 4107/23/2013

I got a worm drinking old bottled water.

by Anonymousreply 4207/23/2013

I have watched this so many times in the past two days and still laugh my ass off at it.

by Anonymousreply 4307/23/2013

PS Watch in full screen mode to get the victims' full expressions.

by Anonymousreply 4407/23/2013

This is the best everyone can do??? Come on! More!

by Anonymousreply 4507/23/2013

The awful truth scene was really good, lol

by Anonymousreply 4607/23/2013

I still laugh over this. A few years ago, Jeff Lewis spiked Zoila's margarita with Epsom salt. The salted rim of the glass disguised the slightly saline taste of the drink.

You see, taken internally Epsom salt (magnesium sulfate) is a purgative, causing rapid evacuation of the bowels.

He then sent Zoila and Jenni out on idiotic errand. Of course, Zoila shit her pants, really filled her granny panties, right there in front of Jenni.

Zoila was none the wiser!

by Anonymousreply 4707/23/2013

[quote]Of course, Zoila shit her pants, really filled her granny panties

That just happened to me a few hours ago. >:(

Nobody spiked my drink, and I managed to get inside my apartment before the big blast [with nobody watching], but still, yuck!

by Anonymousreply 4807/23/2013

think happy - I just ate an entire pint of gelato

by Anonymousreply 4907/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 5007/24/2013

The poor reporter will never live this down...

by Anonymousreply 5107/26/2013

What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath!

by Anonymousreply 5207/26/2013

r51 She just may as well quit now. Will they ever remember anything ELSE about her.

by Anonymousreply 5307/26/2013

Ricky forgot to lock the door!

by Anonymousreply 5407/26/2013

The whole site is pretty funny, but this one article (and the comments) had me literally laughing out loud. Bros are the shit!

by Anonymousreply 5508/06/2013

Every seven years or so I play this one and it always makes me chuckle.

by Anonymousreply 5608/07/2013

Shut up you walking finger wave...

by Anonymousreply 5708/07/2013
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