Please, tell me something funny...
Make me laugh
|by Anonymous||reply 57||08/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/23/2013|
Apparently, a woman was desperate to crash a big DC bash, so she pretended she was Gwen Ifill, host of the program "Washington Week" on PBS.
Too bad for Caucasian her that Gwen is a rather dark skinned lady. SHE DIDN'T KNOW???
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/23/2013|
Here you go, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/23/2013|
I need to laugh, too
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/23/2013|
Which state serves the smallest drinks?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/23/2013|
How do you make a tissue dance?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/23/2013|
Put a little boogie in it!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/23/2013|
You said you'd never forget!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/23/2013|
The sky was so blue that day, R8.
And what about the children!?!?!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/23/2013|
How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?
You don't know, man, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/23/2013|
MOO! [say it really quick, to interrupt the person]
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/23/2013|
Why can you never starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there(sandwiches there)
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/23/2013|
Last two have an age limit
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/23/2013|
Two peanuts were walking down the street... And one was a salted.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/23/2013|
Have you read the Michfest thread on here? I had never heard of Michfest before I started coming to DL, now I've read all the Michfest threads-very funny! Especially the "Rainbow Express" saga. Give it a read!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/23/2013|
Someone needs to roll you in some batter and deep-fry you, RogerOctopusNightshade.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/23/2013|
Noooo! You don't want to do that! Why not try some Michfest nut loaf? Someone posted the recipe. Have a slice while you're waiting for the Rainbow Express!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/23/2013|
Justice Antonin Scalia 1936-2013.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/23/2013|
Amanda Bynes was 5150'd today
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/23/2013|
The blonde calls her travel agent.
"How long is the flight from New York to London?"
Travel agent says, "Just a minute."
Blonde replies, "Thank you" and hangs up.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/23/2013|
Post some funny vid's, pretty please!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/23/2013|
The opening scene of "Sullivan't Travels."
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/23/2013|
Rent "The Original Kings of Comedy" - laughed my ASS off! Saw twice in the theater; several times on TV. Bernie Mac, R.I.P.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/23/2013|
Post some videos of really awkward moments!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/23/2013|
"Say, wait a minute. Don't anybody leave this room, I've lost my purse."
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/23/2013|
How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, instead they form a support group called "Coping With Darkness"
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/23/2013|
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation?
A: Can I help you pack your shit?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/23/2013|
Which is the cruellest reindeer?
Olive, the other reindeer, she used to laugh and call him names.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/23/2013|
Q: How do you know you're at a gay picnic?
A: All of the hot dogs taste like shit!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/23/2013|
Q: Why don't gays work at sperm banks?
A: They always get fired for drinking on the job!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/23/2013|
milked lesbian tits
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/23/2013|
Christine Quinn thinks she is going to be the next mayor.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||07/23/2013|
Man walks into his son's room, says "Don't do that! You'll go blind!"
Kid says "Dad, I'm over here."
|by Anonymous||reply 33||07/23/2013|
Daphne Zuniga Who?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||07/23/2013|
There should be threads like this more often. What movie was that from R25? Who was that actress?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||07/23/2013|
What does a lesbian bring for a second date?
What does a gay man bring for a second date?
His new boyfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||07/23/2013|
This is for R24.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/23/2013|
"What does a gay man bring for a second date?
His new boyfriend."
This happened to me!!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/23/2013|
OMG What was that about R37? That was hilarious. Did the anchorman get in trouble? What was he trying to say? The look on the anchor woman's face was priceless. I watched it twice. Does anyone know the story behind it?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/23/2013|
I always heard pluck that chicken and thought the anchor was making reference to hamming it up on a story or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||07/23/2013|
"What movie was that from [R25]? Who was that actress?"
Well, that was a scene from The Awful Truth with Irene Dunn and Cary Grant.
It's right there if you open the link.
"I'll just put it over here and get it out of the way."
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/23/2013|
I got a worm drinking old bottled water.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||07/23/2013|
I have watched this so many times in the past two days and still laugh my ass off at it.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||07/23/2013|
PS Watch in full screen mode to get the victims' full expressions.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||07/23/2013|
This is the best everyone can do??? Come on! More!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||07/23/2013|
The awful truth scene was really good, lol
|by Anonymous||reply 46||07/23/2013|
I still laugh over this. A few years ago, Jeff Lewis spiked Zoila's margarita with Epsom salt. The salted rim of the glass disguised the slightly saline taste of the drink.
You see, taken internally Epsom salt (magnesium sulfate) is a purgative, causing rapid evacuation of the bowels.
He then sent Zoila and Jenni out on idiotic errand. Of course, Zoila shit her pants, really filled her granny panties, right there in front of Jenni.
Zoila was none the wiser!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||07/23/2013|
[quote]Of course, Zoila shit her pants, really filled her granny panties
That just happened to me a few hours ago. >:(
Nobody spiked my drink, and I managed to get inside my apartment before the big blast [with nobody watching], but still, yuck!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||07/23/2013|
think happy - I just ate an entire pint of gelato
|by Anonymous||reply 49||07/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||07/24/2013|
The poor reporter will never live this down...
|by Anonymous||reply 51||07/26/2013|
What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||07/26/2013|
r51 She just may as well quit now. Will they ever remember anything ELSE about her.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||07/26/2013|
Ricky forgot to lock the door!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||07/26/2013|
The whole site is pretty funny, but this one article (and the comments) had me literally laughing out loud. Bros are the shit!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||08/06/2013|
Every seven years or so I play this one and it always makes me chuckle.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||08/07/2013|
Shut up you walking finger wave...
|by Anonymous||reply 57||08/07/2013|