I began having some horrible digestive issues last month. I finally bit the bullet and went to a GI guy. He ran some test to exclude anything serious, and finally deduced that it was being caused by bottled water I left out of the fridge and kept drinking for a few days. Who knew you could get a parasight from this? I've routinely done this and never picked up anything before. Just a warning that you should refrigerate bottled water and other beverages after opening up.
Warning: I got a parasight from drinking bottled water that had been left out for several days.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||08/06/2013|
Yikes, op. I don't reuse bottled water in plastic, because of the chemicals that leech into the water after time. I got mono from the gym years ago. I was shaking after a workout, and my water bottle hit the nozzle. Mono can live on surfaces for hours. Gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/23/2013|
[bold] Oh dear! [/bold]
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/23/2013|
You probably got it from licking ass, not your bottled water. Nice try though.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/23/2013|
My apologies, dear heart at r2. That should be "tests," not "test."
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/23/2013|
Sure you did, OP. More like from the butthole you've been sucking out.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/23/2013|
Or it could be from that ass you were licking last week at the tubs. Slut.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/23/2013|
Parasight. How the hell did you come up with that, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/23/2013|
Maybe he shared the water bottle with someone who just rimmed a guy's ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/23/2013|
LOL, I WISH I had gotten it from eating ass, cuz it would mean that I would've had sex within the last six months. No, pretty sure it's from the water bottle.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/23/2013|
Don't think it's from bottled water OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/23/2013|
OP could it be possible someone took a sip of that water, after they just rimmed some guy's ass?
Or could it be possible someone grabbed the water bottle, after using the bathroom?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/23/2013|
OP, invest in a spellcheck function. You seem to need it more than most.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/23/2013|
As laboratory scientist with extensive experience in parasitology I find this unlikely. What parasite did you have?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/23/2013|
Lol! Remember when they tested the water bottles on the View? Joy's bottle had traces of feces on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/23/2013|
Oh yikes, you're right. Parasite...my bad!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/23/2013|
um ... parasite. Geez.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/23/2013|
Don't recall the name of the parasite. Some latin term.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/23/2013|
I think you've got a brain-eating parasight. You in danger, gurl!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/23/2013|
Unh-huh. This. Didn't. Happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/23/2013|
Are you a cactus? I'm usually able to finish a bottle of water in under 24 hours.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/23/2013|
What meddy kayshun did they give you four ur parasight, OP? That will help us narrow the diagnosis.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/23/2013|
Your parasight came parasailing in and got into your open bottle.
Youse gots to be careful OP. Ya just gots to.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/23/2013|
[quote]Don't recall the name of the parasite. Some latin term.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/23/2013|
What can you see with parasight?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/23/2013|
You could get a lurgy or two if particularly you left the bottle in direct sunlight. There are a few nasties in bottled water that once opened and not chilled multiply enough to cause stomach upsets.
You might also not want to see the inside of a water cooler just before it gets cleaned. One memorable one I decommissioned looked like it had been attacked by algae.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/23/2013|
this was the name of the parasite:
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/23/2013|
At least it didn't mess with your eyesite!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/23/2013|
Dead people, r27.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/23/2013|
I've been drinking room temperature water from jugs for years...never gotten sick from it.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||07/23/2013|
Where do you live, OP? Africa?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||07/23/2013|
Does anyone like my joke?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||07/23/2013|
Funny guy at r26, it's Caesar.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||07/23/2013|
So much we can't do. Well I'm going to take my chances and keep reusing my plastic water bottles.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||07/23/2013|
Once I've brushed my teeth, I don't continue to drink something. I polish it off first.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/23/2013|
Yes, I did R34. Many a true word spoken in jest and all that...
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/23/2013|
I thought parasight was what one of the gang on Gilligan's Island got from eating radioactive carrots.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/23/2013|
I'm sorry Miss, but with all due respect I have my own problems.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||07/23/2013|
Is parasightedness a disability?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/23/2013|
[quote]Is parasightedness a disability?
Yes, but since it's an invisible disability, prepare to be judged if you use the DART bus while on the Land.
Of course, if the dreaded Shigella returns from its long-dormant state to seek revenge...
|by Anonymous||reply 42||07/23/2013|
This is just the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. Unless you took the actual water bottle to a lab and had it tested, there is absolutely no way you could know that it was the culprit.
Did you handle money during this time? Did you open a door? Use a public washroom? Press a button in an elevator? Take public transit? Eat at a restaurant, or eat, really, anywhere? Did you go to work? Use a phone or a computer keyboard? Did you go to see a movie or have a drink at a bar? Did you shake hands with anyone?
Every single one of those things is thousands of times more likely to have caused your problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||07/23/2013|
Thank you, OP! You have saved me, perhaps, from getting a parasite. I often leave bottled water out. Am depressed, but that's no excuse. Sorry for what you had to go through, but again: thanks for posting. Take care.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||07/23/2013|
Duhhh? Who drinks old, melted water left out in the sweltering sun to rot? Of course you got an infection! Duhhh!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||07/23/2013|
We need more animal rights!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||07/23/2013|
Don't teast OP - he became a parapleajick after going parasayling.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||07/23/2013|
Then how can he hold is parasaul?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||07/23/2013|
I thought that this *had* to be a parody, what with "parasight" occurring twice in the OP's post. This was the funniest thing I've read in days.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||07/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||07/23/2013|
Ok, OP, I'll see your pair a sights and raise you a pair a sols!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||07/23/2013|
What r46 said. MEAT IS MURDER, PEOPLE! SAVE THE KITTIES!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||07/23/2013|
Ugh, I am so over people everyone moving away from plastic bottled water because of chemicals. It is already so hard to drink the daily recommended amount of H2O, and plastic makes water easy to carry anywhere.
Im not drinking water out the faucet that hasn't had a chance to distill. And the thought glass bottles being the next thing is just annoying, expensive and hazardous. Youre damned if you do and damned if you dont.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||07/23/2013|
R53 no matter how long you leave water after it comes out of the faucet it won't spontaneously distill - you'd need a whole distillation set-up for that. Do you mean filtered water? Just fill a filter jug in the morning, put it in the fridge, take the previous day's jug from the fridge and fill your refillable water bottle from that.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||07/23/2013|
I don't understand what's wrong with tap water. It's tested frequently and always safe. In LA, it's delicious.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||07/23/2013|
Can we make parasight the new graxy?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||07/23/2013|
R56 I second this.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||07/23/2013|
No you didn't you fucking liar. You ate ass and got a worm. Big deal. Just go to the doctor and get some medicine, but don't lie about it. We know, and you do to.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||07/23/2013|
I third parasight.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||07/23/2013|
Your lukky ewe dint get dem umeebuhs. Daze a bich.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||07/23/2013|
OP, why are you sipping on a water bottle for days?
Gross. But it's certainly not what gave you a parasite, provided a mosquito didn't lay her larva in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||07/23/2013|
OP, next time drink alcohol--you might get an insight.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||07/23/2013|
This thread is useless without pictures of said parasight.
What jandra of parasight was it, anyway?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||07/23/2013|
Does that mean you couldn't see for a couple of days?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||07/23/2013|
It means he's now able to give psychic readings.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||07/23/2013|
Who the hell drinks room-temperature water from the same bottle for days at a time? Bleah!
I use a plastic water bottle all the time, but I empty it out and refill it with fresh cool water at least every hour or two.
And like most North American cities, my tapwater is delicious and is perfectly safe.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||07/23/2013|
Got any of that water left, OP? Ebay it, there's definitely a market...
|by Anonymous||reply 67||07/23/2013|
OMG I love you OP
|by Anonymous||reply 68||07/24/2013|
I had a reusable water bottle with a flip-up straw. I rinsed it out every day and thought that was enough. Eventually, I started having tummy troubles. This went on for a couple of weeks - it wasn't anything horrible, just grumbling and loose stools. I finally took the straw out of where it was hooked to the bottle and attacked it with a q-tip. It looked like it was full of chocolate frosting. I pitched the bottle and my stomach was fine after that.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||07/24/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 70||07/24/2013|
I keep a bottled water on my nightstand and take several drinks from it throughout the night. I leave it there during the day so sometimes it can be there for a week or more. I've never caught a parasight although I did shit out a parakeet and now I know where it came from!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||07/24/2013|
I'm getting both audio and visual of Miss Dorothy Brown exclaiming, "Someone wipeded his uranus all over MY water bottle. I new this was a middle class hotel, butt I didn't expect this! The nerve!"
|by Anonymous||reply 72||07/24/2013|
R71, I do the same thing only I don't drink the water out of the bottle weeks later. I always buy huge bags of ice from the supermarket and my ice box is always stocked with ice. During the day and well into the evening I ways have a glass full ice and water. No matter how gold it is, I have to have my ice water with a straw. I don't like to drink from a glass.
People who say there is nothing wrong with tap water are nuts and delusional! There is a difference in taste in bottled water verses tap water. Tap water has a lot of chemicals in it. Check out the Brita water filters that connect to faucets and observe the filters thereafter the tap water streamed through, it's cruddy and repulsive.
OP, I never heard that about water although I have heard you never ever leave your plastic water bottles in direct sunlight. For example, like the hot direct intense sunlight that streams into your car.The hot sun ignites the chemicals that are contained within the plastic of your water bottle.
I was sick with major food poisoning a couple a months ago ,and I have never been sick like that in my life! It was truly hell on earth and I had to be rushed to the hospital. The food posing came from something I ate ,but not from consuming water from a plastic water bottle.I hope whatever you have, I hope you get better OP, take care.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||07/25/2013|
This thread is hilarious!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||07/25/2013|
I never had a parasight but I got Molluscum after I was groped by a grouper.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||07/25/2013|
This is my chance to introduce you all to [italic]Aqua Teen Hunger Force[/italic].
The South Bronx Parasite Diet:
|by Anonymous||reply 76||07/25/2013|
Outbreak of cyclospora!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||07/26/2013|
You had to have eated ass, just before you drank the bottled water. I don't see how else this could happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||07/26/2013|
R29 way way way way way too far out there
|by Anonymous||reply 79||07/26/2013|
Parasight? Did this cause the growth of extra eyeballs in your intestine?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||08/03/2013|
Sounds like that recent cyclospora (sic?) outbreak to me.
So lay off the OP, guys. He doesn't rim dirty assholes. He just likes to eat at the Olive Garden.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||08/03/2013|
"If I knew back then, what I know now...if I understood the what, when, why and how
Now it's clear to me...What I should've done 'Cause parasight is 20/20, 20/20 Vision..... "
|by Anonymous||reply 82||08/03/2013|
Is cyclospora related to cryptosporidium?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||08/03/2013|
[quote]So lay off the OP, guys. He doesn't rim dirty assholes. He just likes to eat at the Olive Garden.
If he hadn't misspelled "parasite," this thread would have had about 5 replies at best.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||08/03/2013|
I briefly had an Ex who liked to refer to certain people as "Para Skranks". I have no idea what that means. He was suburban Italian. I was a vegetarian at the time, so it was years before I came to understand, "Skrimps".
|by Anonymous||reply 85||08/06/2013|