I like "If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair."
What's Your Bumper Sticker?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||07/29/2013|
none...they're tacky (as evidenced by yours)....I'm not political, a soccer mom, or a red-neck.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/22/2013|
Honk If You're Horny!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/22/2013|
Republicans for Voldemort
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/22/2013|
if you can read this you are . . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/22/2013|
baby on board!---NOT
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/22/2013|
Soylent Green is People!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/22/2013|
R6, you're why they can never remake Soylent Green.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/22/2013|
I'm what makes God puke. Have a nice day.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/22/2013|
"O Lord, spare me from your followers."
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/23/2013|
"Revoke The Ohms Law"
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/23/2013|
"What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?"
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/23/2013|
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/23/2013|
"If you aren't completely appalled, then you haven't been paying attention."
It was originally an anti-George Bush message (got it from a website called Seeyageorge.com in 2003)..... but there are still plenty of things to be appalled about....so it remains.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/23/2013|
r13 wins, in my book.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/23/2013|
[quote]"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/23/2013|
Oklahoma. Government so small it fits in your vagina.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/23/2013|
"I'd rather be driving."
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/23/2013|
Put Down Your Fucking Phone
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/23/2013|
I used to have a button that said "I Slept With Anita Bryant's Husband." I guess today we could update it to Michelle Bachmann, but it just wouldn't be the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/23/2013|
`Stick it in my bumper`.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/23/2013|
"I like my men like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/23/2013|
My Next Husband Will Be Normal.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/23/2013|
My sister's: "My other car is a broom"
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/23/2013|
Gays Bash Back
Unemployed? Sick? Hungry? Try Communism.
In Canada: Je te souviens. Yuk.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/23/2013|
Bumper stickers can be funny. I personally have never put one on my car. I don't want anything political on my car. My friend had a keep abortion safe sticker and her windows were broken. Happened more than once to her.
When I lived in Texas you often saw one that said,"in case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned". Not being a Christian I had no idea what that meant. I thought it was a sexual reference.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/23/2013|
"I like my coffee, like I like my women-black and bitter."
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/23/2013|
I have small flag stickers on the left and right side of my rear bumper. The only thing they signify is that there are too many burgundy colored cars so that helps me find my car in the paking lot at the grocery store.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/24/2013|
"Bumper Stickers Are Trashy"
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/24/2013|
My Basset hound is smarter than your honor roll student.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/25/2013|
For you big city fellers - Honk if you want to see my finger.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||07/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||07/25/2013|
Lately, I've been noticing all these little stick figures in the back windows of SUVs.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||07/25/2013|
"Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?"
|by Anonymous||reply 35||07/25/2013|
"Dyslexics are Teople Poo"
|by Anonymous||reply 36||07/25/2013|
"I bet Jesus would have used his turn signals"
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/25/2013|
"Nice truck, sorry about your penis."
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/25/2013|
I almost never see those stick people figures for non-traditional families, ie, same sex, single parent, etc. I did see one car that had one woman, two dogs and about 5 cats.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/25/2013|
"MY asshole is OPEN and READY for business!"
--Anne Morrow Lindbergh
|by Anonymous||reply 40||07/25/2013|
"Bad cop!!! No donut!"
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/25/2013|
Speed on, Fool! Hell ain't half full!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||07/25/2013|
come rapture, this car will be unmanned
|by Anonymous||reply 43||07/25/2013|
I have a million bumper stickers on the back of my car and they scream out important messages in capital letters with exclamation points about my political views!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||07/26/2013|
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||07/26/2013|
They are ugly, obnoxious (who cares what you believe) and invite vandalism. No thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||07/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 47||07/26/2013|
r47 Must raise a few eyebrows in the church parking lot?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||07/26/2013|
R47, isn't that the bumper sticker George Clooney put on Brad Pitt's car? I remember seeing a photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||07/26/2013|
Keep Calm and Watch General Hospital.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||07/29/2013|