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What's Your Bumper Sticker?

I like "If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair."

by Anonymousreply 5007/29/2013

none...they're tacky (as evidenced by yours)....I'm not political, a soccer mom, or a red-neck.

by Anonymousreply 107/22/2013

Honk If You're Horny!

by Anonymousreply 207/22/2013

Republicans for Voldemort

by Anonymousreply 307/22/2013

if you can read this you are . . . .


by Anonymousreply 407/22/2013

baby on board!---NOT

by Anonymousreply 507/22/2013

Soylent Green is People!

by Anonymousreply 607/22/2013

R6, you're why they can never remake Soylent Green.

by Anonymousreply 707/22/2013

I'm what makes God puke. Have a nice day.

by Anonymousreply 807/22/2013

"O Lord, spare me from your followers."

by Anonymousreply 907/23/2013

"Revoke The Ohms Law"

by Anonymousreply 1007/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 1107/23/2013

"What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?"

by Anonymousreply 1207/23/2013

"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."

by Anonymousreply 1307/23/2013

"If you aren't completely appalled, then you haven't been paying attention."

It was originally an anti-George Bush message (got it from a website called in 2003)..... but there are still plenty of things to be appalled it remains.

by Anonymousreply 1407/23/2013

r13 wins, in my book.

by Anonymousreply 1507/23/2013

[quote]"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."

too true.

by Anonymousreply 1607/23/2013

Oklahoma. Government so small it fits in your vagina.

by Anonymousreply 1707/23/2013

"I'd rather be driving."

by Anonymousreply 1807/23/2013

Put Down Your Fucking Phone

by Anonymousreply 1907/23/2013

I used to have a button that said "I Slept With Anita Bryant's Husband." I guess today we could update it to Michelle Bachmann, but it just wouldn't be the same.

by Anonymousreply 2007/23/2013

`Stick it in my bumper`.

by Anonymousreply 2107/23/2013

"I like my men like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."

by Anonymousreply 2207/23/2013

I Felch.

by Anonymousreply 2307/23/2013

My Next Husband Will Be Normal.

by Anonymousreply 2407/23/2013

My sister's: "My other car is a broom"

by Anonymousreply 2507/23/2013

Gays Bash Back


Unemployed? Sick? Hungry? Try Communism.

In Canada: Je te souviens. Yuk.

by Anonymousreply 2607/23/2013

Bumper stickers can be funny. I personally have never put one on my car. I don't want anything political on my car. My friend had a keep abortion safe sticker and her windows were broken. Happened more than once to her.

When I lived in Texas you often saw one that said,"in case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned". Not being a Christian I had no idea what that meant. I thought it was a sexual reference.

by Anonymousreply 2707/23/2013

"I like my coffee, like I like my women-black and bitter."

by Anonymousreply 2807/23/2013

I have small flag stickers on the left and right side of my rear bumper. The only thing they signify is that there are too many burgundy colored cars so that helps me find my car in the paking lot at the grocery store.

by Anonymousreply 2907/24/2013

"Bumper Stickers Are Trashy"

by Anonymousreply 3007/24/2013

My Basset hound is smarter than your honor roll student.

by Anonymousreply 3107/25/2013

For you big city fellers - Honk if you want to see my finger.

by Anonymousreply 3207/25/2013

"Up Doc"

by Anonymousreply 3307/25/2013

Lately, I've been noticing all these little stick figures in the back windows of SUVs.

by Anonymousreply 3407/25/2013

"Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?"

by Anonymousreply 3507/25/2013

"Dyslexics are Teople Poo"

by Anonymousreply 3607/25/2013

"I bet Jesus would have used his turn signals"

by Anonymousreply 3707/25/2013

"Nice truck, sorry about your penis."

by Anonymousreply 3807/25/2013

I almost never see those stick people figures for non-traditional families, ie, same sex, single parent, etc. I did see one car that had one woman, two dogs and about 5 cats.

by Anonymousreply 3907/25/2013

"MY asshole is OPEN and READY for business!"

--Anne Morrow Lindbergh

by Anonymousreply 4007/25/2013

"Bad cop!!! No donut!"

by Anonymousreply 4107/25/2013

Speed on, Fool! Hell ain't half full!

by Anonymousreply 4207/25/2013

come rapture, this car will be unmanned

by Anonymousreply 4307/25/2013

I have a million bumper stickers on the back of my car and they scream out important messages in capital letters with exclamation points about my political views!

by Anonymousreply 4407/26/2013

Horn broken. Watch for finger.

by Anonymousreply 4507/26/2013

They are ugly, obnoxious (who cares what you believe) and invite vandalism. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 4607/26/2013

Here's mine:

by Anonymousreply 4707/26/2013

r47 Must raise a few eyebrows in the church parking lot?

by Anonymousreply 4807/26/2013

R47, isn't that the bumper sticker George Clooney put on Brad Pitt's car? I remember seeing a photo.

by Anonymousreply 4907/26/2013

Keep Calm and Watch General Hospital.

by Anonymousreply 5007/29/2013
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