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IT'S A BOY!!!!!

The heir is born.

by Anonymousreply 15408/01/2013

Does he look like James Hewitt?

by Anonymousreply 107/22/2013

Does the baby have a brain?

by Anonymousreply 207/22/2013

Will it be circumcised?

by Anonymousreply 307/22/2013

No, R3. He'll remain perfectly intact just like William and Harry.

by Anonymousreply 407/22/2013

The story is that Diana wouldn't allow her sons to be circumcised, despite the fact that male royalty are supposed to be. However, William suffered from a too tight foreskin and so was cut voluntarily.

by Anonymousreply 507/22/2013

Spike Windsor Mountbatten

by Anonymousreply 607/22/2013

Why don't they name him Horace?

You know, like Whore-Ass!

Get it?

Whore Ass Horace!

by Anonymousreply 707/22/2013

THIS is what the British obsess over.

....and they wonder why they're a dead society.

by Anonymousreply 807/22/2013

R5. First of all, male roylaty "are not supposed to be cut." And William was not cut as can be seen on his pissing pics from 2008.

by Anonymousreply 907/22/2013

It's a good excuse to go binge drinking and vomiting in the streets!!

by Anonymousreply 1007/22/2013

Now they can finally pull the plug on Philip.

by Anonymousreply 1107/22/2013

It's going to be hard to name it--there were far better choices for a girl available.

Of the possible names:

George: This is Charles' almost certain regnal name, so would they want two Georges in the close royal family at once?

Edward: There's already a royal Prince Edward who is William's uncle. Same with Andrew.

Henry: Already taken by William's brother (do we want two Price Harrys?). Plus, the last King Henry was Henry VIII.

John: Considered an unlucky name for English royals--the only King John was the worst king in English history.

Richard: The last two Richards, Richard II and Richard III, were also legendarily unpopular kings.

Louis: A favorite family name, but it's so associated with the French (the UK's traditional rival), it's unlikely as a first name.

Charles: Until the queen dies, there arlready is a Prince Charles.

Arthur: William's first middle name and Charles's favorite name (and the name of one of Victoria's sons), but how would he be numbered/ The first King Arthur is half-historical, half-legendary.

So I predict James or Michael for a first name, because they are both names from Pippa's nuclear family and James has a precedent among previous kings (and James, the Viscount Severn is so obscure and distantly related to this baby no one will confuse them) and is the name of Cate's brother, or Michael, which has precedent in the family (Prince Michael of Kent--again, too obscure to be confusing) and is the name of Cate's father.

Other possible alternatives with previous royal family precedent: Stephen, Alfred, Albert, Victor, Leopold. And my personal favorite, Octavius.

by Anonymousreply 1207/22/2013

Wow, you put a lot of fucking effort in that post, R12!

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by Anonymousreply 1407/22/2013

Richard III was just just found buried in a car park. What better commemoration?

by Anonymousreply 1507/22/2013

The name 'Stephen' is perfect...and it means "crown."

And great-grandfather Prince Philip has some Greek blood so there is a royal connection, and it's a regal name.

by Anonymousreply 1607/22/2013

I'm sad for Diana, who will never hold her little grandson :(

by Anonymousreply 1707/22/2013

I hope they name him Dodi.

by Anonymousreply 1807/22/2013

How about Ludwig?

by Anonymousreply 1907/22/2013

She held him in her angelic arms in heaven before sending him to her to Kate, r17.

by Anonymousreply 2007/22/2013

Stephen King!

by Anonymousreply 2107/22/2013

*sob* thank you R20, I feel a little better now...

by Anonymousreply 2207/22/2013

I'm thinking Frederick or Arthur.

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by Anonymousreply 2407/22/2013

Mazel tov!

by Anonymousreply 2507/22/2013

James--In honor of the 50th anniversary of the films.

by Anonymousreply 2607/22/2013

Dodo, definitely, r18! WW!

by Anonymousreply 2707/22/2013

Would love it if they went with Phillip or Victor. Classic names.

by Anonymousreply 2807/22/2013

Yeah, yeah, she shat the kid out.

What about it?

by Anonymousreply 2907/22/2013

Chuck it down the pan!

by Anonymousreply 3007/22/2013

Why are they waiting to release the name? The name has clearly been planned for months. Do they wait until the christening ceremony?

by Anonymousreply 3107/22/2013

It took me only about five minutes to write, r13. Perhaps you're a slow typist (or a slow thinker)?

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by Anonymousreply 3307/22/2013

It took them a full day to release William's name in the Eighties, r31... and it took them a full two weeks to announce Beatrice's name back then too (Fergie wanted to name her "Annabel," and it had no royal precedent, so the queen disallowed it; Fergie had to go back to the drawing board and find name charts of previous princesses and queens to decide on a new one).

by Anonymousreply 3407/22/2013

Cousins marry cousins...white trash. Trash dumps another baby on the public dole...what horrid people.

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by Anonymousreply 3807/22/2013

Kate has produced an heir. Her job is half done. They need to get a spare out of her and then she will be put out to pasture. No need for Kate.

by Anonymousreply 3907/22/2013

[quote]Cousins marry cousins...white trash.

That hasn't happened with any of this baby's direct ancestors for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years.

by Anonymousreply 4007/22/2013

I think Miss Sissy Boodles would be a good name & a nice shout-out to Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 4107/22/2013


by Anonymousreply 4207/22/2013

The palace just made a formal announcement. The baby's name is Larry.

by Anonymousreply 4307/22/2013

[quote]Mazel tov!

They're not mutilating the kid, so beat it, rabbi!

by Anonymousreply 4407/22/2013

Something more English like Egbert

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by Anonymousreply 4707/22/2013

Egbert would be nice

by Anonymousreply 4807/22/2013

What the kid is called in the family, what he is called in public, and what he is called after becoming King are often different names.

King Edward VIII was "David" in the Windsor family.

I think Edward would be a fine regnal name, his uncle be damned. Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex, will likely be dead anyway before this new Prince assumes the throne.

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by Anonymousreply 5107/22/2013

The data shows that guys who cum deep in the pussy are more likely to produce male offspring. Guys who like to tease and fuck cockhead only, often shoot shallow in the pussy and produce female offspring.

Obviously, William is a nasty deep pussy fucker. It's the way of the sperm.

by Anonymousreply 5207/22/2013

I'm sorry but I just cannot imagine Prince William having sex. I just...can't. He gives off a prissy, asexual vibe to be.

Harry, on the other hand...

by Anonymousreply 5307/22/2013


Oh, [italic]dear![/italic]

by Anonymousreply 5407/22/2013

[quote]I'm sorry but I just cannot imagine Prince William having sex. I just...can't. He gives off a prissy, asexual vibe to me.

R53. I agree. And I'd add, Kate has the same vibe.

by Anonymousreply 5507/22/2013

Will the pussy tighten up?

by Anonymousreply 5607/22/2013

How about Joffery?

by Anonymousreply 5707/22/2013

This birth could have been touchy, but the baby has all his fingers and toes. I just wish they'd name him Normal Gene. That way my endless song tributes will be easier to adapt from the original.

by Anonymousreply 5807/22/2013

r40, may I introduce you to William's grandparents?

by Anonymousreply 5907/22/2013

Leopold Cumsnott I, "Snotty" for short.

by Anonymousreply 6007/22/2013

[quote][R40], may I introduce you to William's grandparents?

William's grandparents are not even full second cousins, much less even first cousins or first cousins once removed (which is really where inbreeding becomes a problem genetically).

Philip and Elizabeth are second cousins once removed through King Christian IX of Denmark, and third cousins through Queen Victoria. That's pretty distant.

by Anonymousreply 6107/22/2013

And yet they are . . . cousins.

by Anonymousreply 6207/22/2013

They are not "cousins," which suggests first cousins.

They are second cousins once removed.

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by Anonymousreply 6407/23/2013

Does he have a last name? Or is it just a first name coupled with Prince?

by Anonymousreply 6507/23/2013

Oh, honey -- I sure can picture sexy Kate having sex.

Better with a woman, though.

by Anonymousreply 6607/23/2013

[quote](Fergie wanted to name her "Annabel," and it had no royal precedent, so the queen disallowed it;

Was it about royal precedent? I read that the queen didn't want a grandchild named after nightclub named after a woman famed for being billionaire Jimmy Goldsmith's mistress.

by Anonymousreply 6707/23/2013

[quote] James--In honor of the 50th anniversary of the films.

The Carry On films? You think they'll name the baby after Sid James?

by Anonymousreply 6807/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 6907/23/2013

Anastasia Beaverhausen.

by Anonymousreply 7007/23/2013

It'll never be a James. Remember that whole Scottish thing?

by Anonymousreply 7107/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 7207/23/2013

It's Scott Steven Jake Windsor.

by Anonymousreply 7307/23/2013

It's Brandon Brett Jarred Windsor

by Anonymousreply 7407/23/2013

To maximize tourist dollars, they're just going to call him Beckham Styles Wales.

by Anonymousreply 7507/23/2013

Now is only Prince Philip and Camilla would bite the dust, the celebrations would be complete.

by Anonymousreply 7607/23/2013

The minute the baby arrives primetime kicks in. Nice going DL.

So what about names? Michael, James, George?

Heard Pippa is already at Kensington Palace waiting for the new family to come home.

by Anonymousreply 7707/23/2013

And here he is:

by Anonymousreply 7807/23/2013

It's a bit creepy that Kate wore a polkadot dress in the exact same shade as the one Diana wore taking William home from the hospital.

Also, that sapphire engagement ring is cursed. Sapphires bring bad luck and should never be worn as an engagement ring. She should have demanded something new.

by Anonymousreply 7907/23/2013

Article with a longer video

by Anonymousreply 8007/23/2013

Diana did wear polka dots but her dress was green, not blue. Don't know what picture you are looking at.

I think the baby blanket was the same one Diana had for William.

by Anonymousreply 8107/23/2013

They both had boys. Baby blue seems to be required for the occasion.

by Anonymousreply 8207/23/2013

I shouldn't have noticed but I did. Those body guards, for that young family, are hung like horsies! My, my, my I want one of those men..even the daddy one was packin'.

by Anonymousreply 8307/23/2013

They should name him Niall Louis Zayn Harry Liam.

by Anonymousreply 8407/23/2013

Rupert Neville Sebastian Peregrine

That's all the old-timey british male names at once.

by Anonymousreply 8507/23/2013

It looks like all white babies.

by Anonymousreply 8607/23/2013

George Richard John Paul is his name.

by Anonymousreply 8707/23/2013

^ so he's named after the Beatles?

by Anonymousreply 8807/23/2013

I saw the Muppets congratulatory video (Prince Charles has always been a big muppet fan, not so sure about William) and was shocked at how wrong Kermit and Miss Piggy's voices are. No, I haven't really kept up with them since Jim Hensons death and Frank Oz's retirement.

I could do a better Kermit.

by Anonymousreply 8907/23/2013

How come Kate still had a baby bump when she came out of the hospital today? What's causing the bump if there's no baby in there? How long does it take before a new mother's stomach goes back to normal size?

by Anonymousreply 9007/23/2013

I'm betting on "Arthur" for a first name (they need new kings' names, but it also has royal precedent--plus both William and Charles have it for a middle name, and it's Charles's favorite boy's name and he wanted to give it to William as a first name), and for the boy to have four names total.

Arthur Philip Louis George.

by Anonymousreply 9107/23/2013

But R12: will "James" remind anyone of James Hewitt?

by Anonymousreply 9207/23/2013

Arthur is such an ugly name.

by Anonymousreply 9307/23/2013

[quote]But [R12]: will "James" remind anyone of James Hewitt?


William had nothing whatsoever to do with James Hewitt.

by Anonymousreply 9407/23/2013

It is interesting that Kate chose to wear polka-dots.

Maybe it was an homage to Diana and her son, William.

I got sort of teary-eyed at seeing the picture, actually. It did remind me of when Diana came out of the hospital with baby William.

by Anonymousreply 9507/23/2013

Why does she still have a big belly? Is there something left in there to squirt out?

by Anonymousreply 9607/23/2013

His name shall be Clarence. Clarence Cambridge.

by Anonymousreply 9707/23/2013

Thank God he won't take after Camilla

by Anonymousreply 9807/23/2013

When I woke up this morning, I thought: Arthur. They named him Arthur.

Then I really woke up. I know it's one of Charles' middle names but it's a bit fusty.

by Anonymousreply 9907/23/2013

The British Royalty PR machine is out of control. They spend big $$$ to make sure Americans know and care about what they're up to.

by Anonymousreply 10007/23/2013

R100 our pathetic American media takes it and makes this non-story "breaking news". I don't understand why anyone gives a shit.

by Anonymousreply 10107/23/2013

I saw his little hands a moving.

by Anonymousreply 10207/23/2013

I loved the choir singing "For Unto Us A Child Is Born". So fitting.

by Anonymousreply 10307/23/2013

It is news. that baby will be King of England one day. It's nice the way the whole world can come together in fondness of the Royal family. Most news divides, especially the recent news (out of Florida.) We can all be happy about this and maybe put recent little tempests behind us.

by Anonymousreply 10407/23/2013

Another oil rig exploded off the coast of Louisiana if anyone is interested. No deaths but the blowout is expected to be as bad as the last one.

by Anonymousreply 10507/23/2013

It's not news. The antiquated, archaic "title" of "king of England" is meaningless in today's world, and especially meaningless outside of the UK and the commonwealth countries. The rest of the world should not give a fuck about that as it won't affect them. I have no fondness for that family, and don't believe in "royalty".

by Anonymousreply 10607/23/2013

James Charles Spencer Phillip George

Mark my words

by Anonymousreply 10707/23/2013

It's really incredible (incredible bad IMO) that a lot of people were disappointed the baby was a boy and not a girl.

Specially that Amanpour, who is still yapping about the change in the succession rules. GET OVER IT!!!!!

Three kings one after the other!!!!

PS: Of the current European monarchies (not counting the principalities or duchies) is as follows: 5 future queens/2 future kings.

by Anonymousreply 10807/23/2013

He will never be King because the monarchy will be abolished when Charles fucks it up even worse than John.

by Anonymousreply 10907/23/2013

I have faith that the monarchy will survive and continue to unite people all across the globe as it has for centuries-from the dark continent to the pacific islands to the American continents to the gates of the palace. The commonwealth may not be as robust as it once was but it's people's still have an enduring fondness for it's traditions and culture.

by Anonymousreply 11007/23/2013

R107, if the Queen has any say in the matter, "Spencer" will NOT be part of this baby's name because she never really got along well with Diana's family. Also, I think they only use 4 names, not 5.

I could see "Francis" (The male form of Diana's middle name) being in there somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 11107/24/2013

Bootsie Gumdrops.

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by Anonymousreply 11307/24/2013

There is no way Spencer will be a part of that baby's name. The Spencers have a superiority complex regarding "The Germans" (ie, the royal family) and often point out how the Spencers are far older and "more English" than the upstart Saxe Coburg Gotha Windsor Battenburgs.

by Anonymousreply 11407/24/2013

[quote] I saw his little hands a moving.

It was all very "Call the Midwife."

by Anonymousreply 11507/24/2013

I'm going to bet on Arthur.

by Anonymousreply 11607/24/2013

[quote]It is news. that baby will be King of England one day

How are you accessing DL from the year 1865?

by Anonymousreply 11707/24/2013

I'll bet 100x more that it won't be Arthur.

The Kinks have spoiled that name for at least another generation.

by Anonymousreply 11807/24/2013

To those that don't care about it, it's very simple, DON'T WATCH OR LISTEN TO IT! Some of you are complete idiots!

by Anonymousreply 11907/24/2013

That baby is huge. Her belly wasn't massive at all. How come she still looks preggers? when does the belly go away? Is that all fat that she gained?

by Anonymousreply 12007/24/2013

The kid's name will be … Clarence Edward William Patrice Lamumba Pinball Wizard Eddie Vivian Mountabatten-Windsor

by Anonymousreply 12107/24/2013

R112 Her belly is normal for a woman who gave birth less than 24 hours ago. It is more noticeable on her than others due to her height and thin frame. I could explain more but I dont want to gross you out... the belly will be gone in a few weeks...

by Anonymousreply 12207/24/2013

George Alexander Louis.

by Anonymousreply 12307/24/2013

Per official statement from Kensington Palace:

"The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to announce that they have named their son George Alexander Louis.

The baby will be known as His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge."

(Got this on a NBC Nightly News Facebook post. Nothing to link to.)

by Anonymousreply 12407/24/2013

He's a righteous GAL.

by Anonymousreply 12507/24/2013

[quote]I could explain more but I dont want to gross you out... the belly will be gone in a few weeks...

I'm not the person who asked initially, but I am curious. Is it water retention? Things that have been stretched out?

by Anonymousreply 12607/24/2013

What happens if everyone dies tomorrow? He's third in line. He becomes king?

by Anonymousreply 12707/24/2013

R127, if the Queen, Charles and William die tomorrow, the baby automatically becomes king. A regent would be appointed.

by Anonymousreply 12807/24/2013

Damn you R124; Damn You to Hell, hee-hee! Was JUST getting ready to post something witty about said acronym. Oh, well, got to be quick on this message board!

by Anonymousreply 12907/24/2013

THe Idiot R129 here: I meant, damn, etc., R125.

(sorry, R124!)

by Anonymousreply 13007/24/2013

[quote]It took me only about five minutes to write, [R13]. Perhaps you're a slow typist (or a slow thinker)?

Well I for one was very impressed with your itemized analysis, r12. I even copied, pasted, and properly cited it on my Facebook status (Anonymous poster,

But, alas, your prediction fell short.

by Anonymousreply 13107/24/2013

[quote]The Spencers have a superiority complex regarding "The Germans" (ie, the royal family) and often point out how the Spencers are far older and "more English" than the upstart Saxe Coburg Gotha Windsor Battenburgs.

Not superiority at TALL. But when you're right, you're right.

by Anonymousreply 13207/24/2013

Alexander should have been the first name, not the same ol', same ol' George.

by Anonymousreply 13307/24/2013

Is it pronounced Louis as in France (Loo-eee) or as in America (Loo-isss)? Je prefer the French version.

by Anonymousreply 13407/24/2013

I agree with R133. George is a stuffy name and it can't be shortened. Oh well, I suppose monogrammed shirts, towels and other items are out of the question.

by Anonymousreply 13507/24/2013

I smell QEII's hand in this. I think she's the one who insisted on George or something similar.

Notice there are no male family names here, ad is traditional: no Philip (which I thought was certain), Charles, Michael, or Henry. I don't count Louis as William never met him (Mountbatten).

Maybe they didn't want to have to choose and hurt feelings so they went with what they chose. And only three names, not the traditional four.

by Anonymousreply 13607/24/2013

ad = as in post above

by Anonymousreply 13707/24/2013

Can't they call him Georgie? William was called Wills.

by Anonymousreply 13807/24/2013

@R26 It takes a while for the uterus to "shrink" back to its normal size; also, there are fluids/blood/clots left over that will need to be discharged in the weeks to come. Also, if she received a lot of iv fluids that will add to what needs "flushed out".

I'm also wondering if Louis will be pronounced Lou-eee or there a Brit around that can answer this?

by Anonymousreply 13907/24/2013

R139, British English anglicizes foreign words, so I believe "Lou-isss".

by Anonymousreply 14007/24/2013

George? Wasn't there A King George who was crazy? I remember they made a movie about it, The Madness of King George.

by Anonymousreply 14107/24/2013

R12, I wasn't criticizing you. I was impressed. I'm not even slightly interested in royal lineages, so, yes, when it comes to the history of naming future kings, I am indeed a slow thinker.

by Anonymousreply 14207/24/2013

It's Lou-eee as in the way the French say it. That's how Mountbatten pronounced it, it's how Charles and William pronounce their middle names.

by Anonymousreply 14307/24/2013

R143, I stand corrected.

by Anonymousreply 14407/25/2013

My friend named her new (female) puppy Georgia Alexandra Louisa in honor of the new prince.

by Anonymousreply 14507/25/2013

[quote]Notice there are no male family names here


George is the name of the baby's great-great-grandfather.

by Anonymousreply 14607/25/2013

And Louis is in honour of his grandfather Charles' great-uncle and mentor, Louis Mountbatten. You're a bloody idiot, R136.

by Anonymousreply 14707/25/2013

well aren't we miss perfect r147. Guess I should have clarified no -close- male family members - there are no names of those there.

If you re-read my post I said "I don't count Louis as (close as) William never met him (Mountbatten)"

by Anonymousreply 14807/25/2013

[quote] My friend named her new (female) puppy Georgia Alexandra Louisa in honor of the new prince.

I know someone who got a new parakeet when William got engaged and named the bird Kate Middleton.

I had a hamster named Mousey Tung.

by Anonymousreply 14907/25/2013

Is this the after birth thread?

by Anonymousreply 15007/25/2013

R147 Or was it Ludwig Battenberg?;)Wasn't that his real name? The last name at least......Her Britannic majesty has some rather Teutonic roots to say the least.....

by Anonymousreply 15107/25/2013

I was hoping they would name the baby Javon Lucky Balz Saxe Windsor.

by Anonymousreply 15207/27/2013

I think they'll call him Alex.

by Anonymousreply 15307/27/2013

Cut of his nose and name him Voldemort. MUAHHAHA .(I am joking, DO NOT DO THIS)You're welcome for the video btw.

by Anonymousreply 15408/01/2013
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