I want to be a Kardashian!
I love the black decor throughout the Kardashian compound in Calabasas. Showers of black tile, black toilet paper, black men, black everything. Chic black wardrobe.
I would like to spend my days looking at new real estate because the home I have is just not fabulous enough.
I want to be exhausted from traveling, family vacations, talking to attorneys all day, and doing appearances for whatever it is the fuck I do that makes me millions.
I also want to fool around with my bitchy step-brother Brody Jenner, who just needs a huge dick up his ass because he is never satisfied with anything.
I know I can't be the only one.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/28/2013|
In other words, you want to be a useless, dumb-fuck famewhore.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/22/2013|
I realize you thought your little post was going to be read as humorous and ironic, but the real irony is that while you attempt to snark this mental feces you're obsessed with, you're part of the problem, not the white-gypsy trash you're watching.
Lowlifes like you, OP; poorly educated, lower income, the bottom feeders of society is what keeps this shit front and center, and you can't get enough of it... You're like a diseased pig, dying from eating rotted meat yet you keep gorging on it because you just don't know any better.
More people would pity you if intelligent society weren't laughing at you so hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/22/2013|
Oh god, I can just hear R2 being played by Joan Crawford. The flaring nostrils, the steely gaze framed by slashes of black brows, the quivering hauteur.
But really Mary, take it down a notch. That's what pills are for.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/22/2013|
I want to be r2, stomping my tiny little hooves in righteous indignation and shaking my tiny fists at the sky in fury!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/22/2013|
I just think it would be great if I could have sex with one guy, have a camera follow me, and end up having my biggest issue being where to move my backyard pool. Sure, they are tiresome, but Im not a hater.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/22/2013|
Actually OP,it is you whom we hate.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/22/2013|
Black toilet paper is a thing?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/22/2013|
It is r7. Kris Jenner uses black TP, to match her bathroom. Kim said she refuses to use it because she wants to see what she's wiping.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/22/2013|
[quote]Kim said she refuses to use it because she wants to see what she's wiping.
What the fuck is wrong with these people? It's a rhetorical question indeed since everything is wrong with them. Yeah, I know this is reality TV, but is a discussion like that necessary especially with family members? Couldn't Seacrest have edited out dialogue like that? You know, some things are just better left unsaid.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/22/2013|
R2, R9 get in my lolly! Yeah!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/22/2013|
Kim should use the black TP to make sure she got all the cum leakage.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/22/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/23/2013|
I wanna fuck Brody Jenner
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/23/2013|
I agree with op. it would be fun. Their lives are pretty large. They do appear to be the happiest dumb fucks ever
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/23/2013|
Bruce Jenner should be ashamed of himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/23/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/24/2013|
I love that Kris has a separate, fully staffed office away from home to manage her clan. They are besides themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/25/2013|
I want Kris to rent and decorate me a house in Malibu bitches!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/28/2013|
Yes, I too would love for my depraved, famewhore mother to build an empire off of my asshole and the general stupidity of reality TV viewers.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/28/2013|
I want to go to JC Penney
|by Anonymous||reply 20||08/28/2013|