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Your first gay experience

Was it like this?

by Anonymousreply 3207/23/2013

I saw Liza on the Merv Griffin Show.

by Anonymousreply 107/22/2013

I was 16 he was in his 30's and hung. Me scared out of my wits as what to do with that huge thing.

by Anonymousreply 407/22/2013

If the Southern accent wasn't a clue apparently the poor guy in the video is so stupid he doesn't even know how to put on a shirt properly.

by Anonymousreply 507/22/2013


by Anonymousreply 607/22/2013

Daily, I fall to my knees in gratitude that people like R8 are here to sort out the wheat from the chaff and to elucidate.

by Anonymousreply 907/22/2013

New Years Eve, 1981, on the strip in Ft Lauderdale partying my arse off with a gay co worker. Took me and my other "straight" friend to a gay bar. Got me snockerd and went back to the hotel. We were in town on business. and welp, before you know it, I was sharing his room with him because my room faced the ocean and 4 floors beneath me was one gigantic huge noisy block party. So I went to his room on the bay side where it was quieter. We had two beds and the next thing you know it, he was in bed with me and pressed up against me with a raging hard on. He started to run his hand all over my chest, played with my oh so sensitive nipples and I was beyond the point of no return. Nothing anal, just BJ's and Jacking. I shuttered out of fear but that all went away when I blew my first gay load. Twas glorious. I accepted being gay that night and nothing could be finer. One of the most fondest memories in my life.

Oh BTW, I do know that "arse", "snockerd" and "welp" are not real words. I have my slang indulgences because I can, just for the humor I find it.

by Anonymousreply 1007/22/2013

Arse and welp are real words, although your use of welp is not consistent with its meaning. And, unless you closed the shutters out of fear, I think what you meant to write was "shuddered".

by Anonymousreply 1107/22/2013

R10 is still drunk

by Anonymousreply 1207/22/2013

" I shuttered out of fear"

You closed the blinds before blowing your load, R10?

You prude!

by Anonymousreply 1307/22/2013

I'm still waiting.

by Anonymousreply 1407/22/2013

That video is ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 1507/22/2013

Obviously tongue in cheek, silly.

by Anonymousreply 1607/22/2013

He discovers that Mitt Romney is Illuminati

by Anonymousreply 1707/22/2013

Does he have pec implants? His nipple is in an odd place. Also, his Southern accent sounds fake.

by Anonymousreply 1807/22/2013

he's cute, and full of his own sense of wit. what's with the weird unslung shirt thing?

by Anonymousreply 1907/22/2013

R18, he's got a map of mississippi on the wall

by Anonymousreply 2007/22/2013

My dad of all people. LOL. Wow, haven't thought about it in years.

by Anonymousreply 2107/22/2013

That's not a map of Mississippi, r20.

That is a REVERSED map of Alabama.

See Mobile Bay at the bottom right?

Evidently this guy filmed his commentary in a mirror.

by Anonymousreply 2207/22/2013

This time he plays a different character.

by Anonymousreply 2307/22/2013

R22, okay

by Anonymousreply 2407/22/2013

He's gay

by Anonymousreply 2507/22/2013

He has reversed maps of Mississippi and Georgia on another clip.

by Anonymousreply 2607/22/2013

I see it now. He's clearly more eccentric Than i guessed.

by Anonymousreply 2707/22/2013

how queer!

by Anonymousreply 2807/23/2013

This was before I understood, what sexuality is and what means being gay. I was 5 or 6 and played in the yard with three other boys. Three of us were the same age, one was 7 to 9. I don't remember what we were talking about, but suddenly this "older" guy started to chase us and put to the ground and made sexual movements atop us.

I still remember thinking when will he do it for me. He did and it felt good, I kind of liked it. I had to try to get away from below him, because that was the point, straight ok, gays not. But I also remember I didn't want to, I just played by the rules. It felt good to feel his body over me.

But I naturally didn't realize it was sexual. But it was powerful feeling, because I still remember like it was yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 2907/23/2013

R21, care to elaborate?

by Anonymousreply 3007/23/2013

this guy probably doesn't do anal but is a sloppy oral bottom

by Anonymousreply 3107/23/2013

He knows who the Paxton boys were so I'm guessing, Pennsyltucky.

by Anonymousreply 3207/23/2013
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