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ideas for a gay bachelor party

he is young-ish and snarky and intelligent, loves pop music.

he (the other guy getting hitched) is older and fairly academic.

any and all suggestions will be considered

by thanks in advance. reply 2807/24/2013

Boners are universal.

by thanks in advance. reply 107/21/2013

It doesn't sound like it will last long. Just get male strippers, and the usual cheap snacks, plus a cake. Play stupid dance music.

by thanks in advance. reply 207/21/2013

[quote]he is young-ish and snarky and intelligent, loves pop music.

Earrings.

[quote]he (the other guy getting hitched) is older and fairly academic.

Caftans.

by thanks in advance. reply 307/21/2013

Just make sure they WANT a bachelor party.

by thanks in advance. reply 407/21/2013

Get them a do-it-yourself divorce kit as a party gift. Seriously.

by thanks in advance. reply 507/21/2013

Hire a huge breasted female stripper on the premise that this is their last chance to "cross over". Tell them the Mormons paid for her.

by thanks in advance. reply 607/21/2013

Host it at Club Zodiac in Seattle

by thanks in advance. reply 707/21/2013

"Just make sure they WANT a bachelor party."

the younger one thinks it would be a gas, the older one less so

by thanks in advance. reply 807/21/2013

that was me

by thanks in advance. reply 907/21/2013

Feature a hot and nasty twerk-off competition. The winner gets first crack at a bubble-butt pinata filled with adult goodies. Good times ensue.

by thanks in advance. reply 1007/21/2013

Mojitos and a scavenger hunt!!!

by thanks in advance. reply 1107/21/2013

What does "snarky" mean?

by thanks in advance. reply 1207/21/2013

He's just got an attitude, a fun one, but he's "ON" when you talk to him.

by thanks in advance. reply 1307/21/2013

Go to a straight club, put wedding veils on them both and make everyone miserable by your obnoxious and unwanted presence, just like the girls do at their gay bar bachelorette parties.

by thanks in advance. reply 1407/21/2013

DO NOT call it a bachelor "shower" unless you have tarps.

by thanks in advance. reply 1507/21/2013

Both are invited to each other's bachelor party? In that case, why not call it a "shower" and have everyone bring houseware gifts? You could play games like "make a toilet paper bridal veil"!

Otherwise, I vote for the male strippers, and hope that things get out of hand.

by thanks in advance. reply 1607/21/2013

R14, I was considering it.

what the fuck DOES one do for gay men before their wedding?

by thanks in advance. reply 1707/21/2013

Think of the last bachlorette party you went to and do that. Scream like white ladies who act like 2 sips of alcohol gets them totally blitzed.

by thanks in advance. reply 1807/21/2013

one of the bachelors is sort of like that. . . .

by thanks in advance. reply 1907/21/2013

pop music guy: drunk karaoke

academic guy: drunk Scrabble

by thanks in advance. reply 2007/22/2013

CHEAP: Gather at a bar, hire a stripper, go out for chinese afterwards

LESS CHEAP: Host a super-hero costume pub crawl. Have some assorted bad/cheap costumes on hand for the assholes who don't dress to assemble. Remember: doubles are allowed and degree of fitness trumps costume

THEY ARE DOOMED: Rent a cabin in the woods, invite a mix of their old friends plus one attractive deranged psychopath.

by thanks in advance. reply 2107/22/2013

R20 might be on to something.

by thanks in advance. reply 2207/22/2013

[quote]allowed and degree of fitness trumps costume

what does this mean?

by thanks in advance. reply 2307/22/2013

After whatever celebration you decide to hold, have a dungeon theme get-together later. Decorate the basement all black and scary,hang the sling, put out the lube,and let the fun begin...

by thanks in advance. reply 2407/22/2013

okay, I'll run that by them

by thanks in advance. reply 2507/22/2013

R23, you can have two wonder woman. Also, a gym body in a batman tee and black bikini briefs trumps your chubby guy in full metal Iron Man gear.

by thanks in advance. reply 2607/22/2013

I give highest kudos to this dude.

Caters great parties and has entertainment suggestions that go beyond strippers.

by thanks in advance. reply 2707/22/2013

sounds lovely . . .*rolls eyes*

by thanks in advance. reply 2807/24/2013
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