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I took my first adult video store cock early this morning.

Oppressive heat has had me horny as hell and have been averaging five JOs daily. 2am and I couldn't sleep, so I bit the bullet and headed toward one of the AVS's in my neighborhood, something I told myself I'd never do. However, at 2am, the dick is exclusively doing my thinking. Headed over there, bunch of cracked out looking guys around, but a few hotties as well, probably fresh from the bars. I and one of the cuties ducked into adjoining booths, and he fed me a nice 8 incher. The whole experience wasn't as sleezy as I thought, so I will probably head back there when 2am horniness becomes too much to bear. Anyone else use these places to satisfy their early morning need for cock?

by Anonymousreply 11304/04/2015

Which one did you go to?

by Anonymousreply 107/20/2013

2 am is the worst time to go - loud obnoxious drunks, and all the queens from the bar will stand around and gossip.

I prefer lunchtime - amazingly hot married men with pent up loads that they are only too happy to unleash for me, on me, in me.

by Anonymousreply 207/20/2013

Well, that's the way 90% of NYC DL posters get their sex, so go for it!

by Anonymousreply 307/20/2013

Uh Oh, OP .... it's like Lays Potato chips ... no one can each just one. You're going to become a cock addict.

by Anonymousreply 407/20/2013

Girl, you're a woman.

by Anonymousreply 607/20/2013

Don't the bars in nyc stay open later than 2 am?

by Anonymousreply 707/20/2013

This is making me want to take off work on Monday and slurp on some corporate cock.

by Anonymousreply 807/20/2013

Darlin, you know what I think of you.

by Anonymousreply 907/20/2013

No, sometimes you want cock, but other times you NEED it, and would do just about anything to get it.

by Anonymousreply 1207/20/2013

Of course it was eight inches. It always is.

by Anonymousreply 1307/20/2013

OP, how much did you have to drink?

Or were you on crystal?

No one "needs" anonymous dick after masturbating five times a day.

by Anonymousreply 1407/20/2013

Hope you don't encounter an undercover officer. I did once, he was grabbing his crotch, nodding for me to come into a booth with him as he held the door. Once inside he talked about how hot this video was acting like he would kill for a suck.

Then the trip to jail, calling a lawyer, getting bailed out and the ensuing trial . Moments before the trial was to begin the prosecution agreed to a plea bargain. I was on unsupervised probation for 2 years. If I kept my nose clean the record would be expunged. Indeed it was as I have passed more than one FBI background check since.

This was some years ago and I am not so sure you can get out of a low level sex offender tag these days.

While in the court room, one of my closest friends, a lawyer that I did not discuss this with just happened into the court room and saw me. This is in a city of more than a million people. What luck huh?

If you think this can't happen to you, think again. Don't be so cocky.

by Anonymousreply 1507/20/2013

[quote] Eeeauuw. Well, good luck with the bubonic plague. A total stranger's dick in your mouth? Yeah, you sound like you have some lovely self esteem there, cookie.

Pearl clutching sex-phobic twat.

by Anonymousreply 1607/20/2013

I like it. I go about two times a week. I've gotten with some really hot guys who'd never usually be people who I'd hook up with. Expressions, Blue Store and the place near 34th Street are usually good. The Times Square places are hit or miss.

by Anonymousreply 1707/20/2013

[quote]The whole experience wasn't as sleezy as I thought,

No nacreous layer of permacum?

by Anonymousreply 1907/20/2013

Why is 8 inches the go-to standard for people making up dick sizes? Is that really the threshold between "not large enough" and "so large that it would seem like a lie"???

"8 inches" has become the new "32 inch waist".

by Anonymousreply 2107/20/2013

[quote] trash.

Like I fucking said - pearl clutching sex negative nelly.

Unclench. No one is looking for you, anyway!

by Anonymousreply 2207/20/2013

R22, self respect and self esteem are not "sex negative," whatever that even means. If someone wants to go sucking on some creepy anonymous guy's dick in some skeevy public place, have at it. Just not for me. This is a troll made up post anyway. The phrase "I took my first adult video store cock" is a silly cliche. Who TALKS that way, let alone does such a dangerous disgusting thing in 2013? Meth heads? Homeless people? Sex addicts?

by Anonymousreply 2307/20/2013

OP is a sad, witless, addicted cheap drive-thru version of Noodles.

He's McNoodles.

by Anonymousreply 2407/21/2013

"I took my first adult video store cock early this morning."

The store knows too, OP. They suspected you were up to something, wearing a trench coat in 99 degree weather---plus, they saw the dildo plastic wrap glistening as you dashed from the store.

by Anonymousreply 2507/21/2013

Sometimes I think all the people on DL threads who are so militantly against hooking up at ABSs are all bitter because they're at home posting while their boyfriend is blowing me at an ABS.

by Anonymousreply 2607/21/2013

That's because in addition to being an admitted cum-slut who can only get sex via cheap anonymous backroom encounters, you're a deluded narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 2707/21/2013

OP sounds like fiction written by an 80-year-old.

by Anonymousreply 2807/21/2013

"The whole experience wasn't as sleezy as I thought..."

That was pretty funny.

by Anonymousreply 2907/21/2013

Just because you're already a diseased piece of trash[R22] with no self respect doesn't make us pearl clutchers.

by Anonymousreply 3007/21/2013

I went to the one in Queens yesterday and got 2 hot cocks, one about 7 inches and one about 4 inches. The 7" was on a hot guy who would never give me the time of day in the real world, but with the choices being old men or trolls, I guess I was the best of the bunch. The 4" one was happy giving me a BJ as I jerked him.

All in all, a fun afternoon out of this friggin' heat.

You haters should try it sometimes. It's not how it looks in QAF, but it's not the degrading bottom rung version in SHAME either.

by Anonymousreply 3107/21/2013

Which one in Queens, Fair Theater?

by Anonymousreply 3207/21/2013

[quote] Sometimes I think all the people on DL threads who are so militantly against hooking up at ABSs are all bitter because they're at home posting while their boyfriend is blowing me at an ABS.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

[quote] Just because you're already a diseased piece of trash[[R22]] with no self respect doesn't make us pearl clutchers.

I have no STD's, you clenched up cunt. I'd rather have sane sex positive experiences.

You have them too. The difference is I don't have to get stoned or drunk out of my mind to have some dude fuck me WITH THE LIGHTS OFF like you do, I don't feel guilty afterwards AND I remember it.

by Anonymousreply 3307/21/2013

[quote]If you think this can't happen to you, think again. Don't be so cocky.

That was a lot of work for a mediocre punchline, R15.

by Anonymousreply 3407/21/2013

Was there a joke in R15's post somewhere, R34? I didn't see it. I think the word you were looking for "lesson" not "punchline."

by Anonymousreply 3507/21/2013

You're disgusting [R33] It's ok people your age were brought up thinking the only way to have sex is with a total stranger in a dark porn theater with the rats nipping at your nylons .

I guarantee that people that have sex with you are either drunk, high or wish that they were.

by Anonymousreply 3607/21/2013

[quote]the only way to have sex is with a total stranger in a dark porn theater with the rats nipping at your nylons .

That exactly why I stopped going to AVS for sex, I coud'nt afford to buy new pantyhoses every week

by Anonymousreply 3707/21/2013

I don't know which is more sad, the idea of OP and his ilk habitually patronizing these dirty, depressing, cum-encrusting dank and dark booths for a stray penis to insert into his mouth...

...or, the pathetic idea of him crouching in all this squalor, with a little dim bulb alighting above his head to the thought:

"I can't WAIT to post about this on Datalounge!"

by Anonymousreply 3807/21/2013

I can often cum several times during my visit to the porno store. Sometimes I will fuck a guy in the ass in one booth and a little later stick my dick through a glory hole and get the shitty residue cleaned off.

by Anonymousreply 3907/21/2013

For R39

by Anonymousreply 4007/21/2013

[R40] LOL, don't worry, there really aren't any dirty book stores where I live. NONE !! Not even in this county

by Anonymousreply 4107/21/2013

Nassau County, NY, population 1.344 million, and not one adult bookstore!

by Anonymousreply 4207/21/2013

That's terrible.

by Anonymousreply 4307/21/2013

I like to fuck my wife and then go to the bookstore to get sucked off. Taste that pussy juice.

by Anonymousreply 4407/21/2013

r42 try the kids bookstores then.

by Anonymousreply 4507/21/2013

[quote] It's ok people your age were brought up thinking the only way to have sex is with a total stranger in a dark porn theater with the rats nipping at your nylons.

I'm 28. WTF?

And people "your age" were brought up to hold on to the hem of your dress and loudly complain about everyone else's life while being completely absent from living your own.

by Anonymousreply 4607/21/2013

It's sad that some people only get any action at these places because of lack of beauty and appeal in the real world. But it's nice that these are places where beautiful and appeal people sometimes hook-up them.

by Anonymousreply 4707/24/2013

There's no such thing as an adult video store. OP sounds old.

by Anonymousreply 4807/24/2013

[R46] was 28 in 1979.

by Anonymousreply 4907/24/2013

It never ceases to amaze me that so many DL queens equate hooking up in the same, slack-jawed way they would a cure for cancer.

It doesn't take much in the way of looks or talent to hook up. As so many of these posts indicate, once desperation sets in anybody can hook up. Meth addicts and crack whores hook up all the time.

by Anonymousreply 5007/24/2013

"But it's nice that these are places where beautiful and appeal people sometimes hook-up them."

Honey, you shouldn't have signed your post "Lemons out of lemonade." You should have signed it "vodka from the Liquor Barn."

by Anonymousreply 5107/24/2013

[quote]It's sad that some people only get any action at these places because of lack of beauty and appeal in the real world.

And they miraculously always manage to find the hottest guy in the world with an eight inch cock just waiting for them!

by Anonymousreply 5207/24/2013

I am nothing special to look at, average in every way. I do have a larger than average dick. When I used to cruise and find someone hot to suck or get fucked, they never seemed to concerned about my looks. Sluts aren't that picky. Curious thing, I have had some fine fine ass from good looking guys that would not give me the time of day if they weren't greased and ready.

by Anonymousreply 5307/24/2013

A grammar queen in a adult video store post. She must have a lot of time on her hands as man after man bypass her open booth as she pretends to be popular on her phone.

by Anonymousreply 5407/24/2013

[quote]2am and I couldn't sleep, so I bit the bullet and headed toward one of the AVS's in my neighborhood, something I told myself I'd never do.

Nobody under the age of 55 knows the meaning of the acronym "AVS," unless they were somehow exposed to DataLounge in their twenties. Nobody under 30 even knows what a "video" is. And certainly, no one who's a "virgin" when it comes to trolling gay video booths would be so conversant with the lingo.

Try harder next time, cupcake. And try to remember that NYC bars close at 4am, not 2, when penning your next elaborate scenario.

by Anonymousreply 5507/24/2013

Video store? Are you posting from 1998?

by Anonymousreply 5607/24/2013

R55, you're hilarious because DVD stands for digital VIDEO disc so I guess people under 30 may know what a video is.

And r56, adult stores are often called adult bookstores or even adult video stores.

by Anonymousreply 5707/25/2013

And just because bars close at 4am doesn't mean every one has stayed for last call -- so it's possible to find drunk bar goers at a video store at 2am.

by Anonymousreply 5807/25/2013

You people are AWFUL.

I go to adult video stores all the time to suck and get sucked. I don't have any STIs. I'm HIV negative. I'm good looking, hung 8", fit, a top, the works. People like me. I just happen to like sex, and anonymous in public is what I like. There are people who do this their whole lives and have a great time. Not everyone who goes to a glory hole is a disease-ridden crack whore, you morons.

I don't feel guilty about hooking up. The cock I sucked tonight at the Blue on 8th Ave. nr 20th St was in fact 8" and probably the fattest white cock I've ever sucked. It was HEAVEN. I don't give a fuck what any of you nelly prisspot puritans think. Fuck all of you.

And I'm not even the OP!

by Anonymousreply 5907/25/2013

Don't know what a "video" is? Get real freak

by Anonymousreply 6007/25/2013

Another New Yorker thread.

by Anonymousreply 6107/25/2013

[quote]Eeeauuw. Well, good luck with the bubonic plague. A total stranger's dick in your mouth?

Who said anything about my mouth? I "took" the dick in my ass, baby.

by Anonymousreply 6307/25/2013

[quote] Why is 8 inches the go-to standard for people making up sizes?

Not true. Usually the made up sizes have a half on the end of it, like 7 1/2 or 8 1/2....

by Anonymousreply 6507/25/2013

[quote]Nobody under the age of 55 knows the meaning of the acronym "AVS," unless they were somehow exposed to DataLounge in their twenties. Nobody under 30 even knows what a "video" is.

R55 must be pretending to be stupid. Nobody is really that dumb. What adult doesn't know that a DVD is video? What adult doesn't know AVS or ABS?

by Anonymousreply 6607/25/2013

[R62]I was referring to your neanderthal like, sloping uni-brow.

by Anonymousreply 6707/25/2013

"I took my first adult video store cock"

Is the cock you usually take in video stores under age?

by Anonymousreply 6807/25/2013

I think tomorrow is a cock taking day. See ya all in Kings HIghway.

by Anonymousreply 6908/16/2013

My first gay experience was at one of these bookstores back in the 90s when I was 19 and wandered into a place high over on 14th and 9th.

The scene has nothing to do with not being able to get dick anywhere else. There are some hot as fuck guys, granted most of them are closeted, who wander into these places looking to get sucked off.

I just don't understand everyone's lust for the ones on 8th ave. I prefer to go to the outskirts, the straighter areas on the UES or UWS were you're more likely to get a sexy curious guy who had to get drunk first before wandering in. You get a lot of married, college, horny dick in the straighter parts of town.

I don't always suck, but I like to watch and play and am very much turned on by anonymous scenes. I am a good looking guy, but the seediness is a big turn on, and perfect when you need it.

A lot of people party in the city, stay late, and have to wait for the trains to start running again to take them back to NJ or Long Island. They part ways with their drunk friends, wander a few blocks on their own and stumble into an video store and get off before going home. It's hot.

by Anonymousreply 7008/17/2013

[quote]You get a lot of married, college, horny dick in the straighter parts of town.

No, you get a lot of nelly queens managing to butch it up *just* enough to convince deluded idiots such as yourself that they're "married" (to a woman) or "in college" (never mind that they're pushing 30 and look more like 45).

by Anonymousreply 7108/17/2013

So straight guys never go to these places? I beg to differ. I've chatted with many of men after the deed is done, and they are either great actors or they are straight boys who "heard" about this place.

by Anonymousreply 7308/17/2013

R71 is absolutely right

by Anonymousreply 7408/17/2013

The 2 AM horniness will get you killed one day.

by Anonymousreply 7508/17/2013

"I prefer to go to the outskirts, the straighter areas on the UES or UWS were you're more likely to get a sexy curious guy who had to get drunk first before wandering in. You get a lot of married, college, horny dick in the straighter parts of town."

Could you name specific locations in the UES or UWS, r70?

by Anonymousreply 7608/17/2013

"I have no STD's, you clenched up cunt."

You ARE an STD, you slimy little pusbag.

by Anonymousreply 7808/17/2013

[quote]Could you name specific locations in the UES or UWS, [R70]?

There is are at least three entire threads devoted to Expressions, which grant it, is more midtown, and the best times are right after work before husbands hit the trains to head back to the island.

by Anonymousreply 7908/18/2013

As predicted, mostly old men in Queens this afternoon and an especially unappealing three-way by three guys who thought they were better than the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 8008/18/2013

Another weekend, another AVS cock in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 8108/23/2013

I am finding men to be more bold. They cruise and if you look back some have come up to me and asked if they could suck my dick. Hell yes.

Be bold, suck more cock.

by Anonymousreply 8208/24/2013

Everyone knows what types go to these places. Guys that are in the closet , ugly guys with low self esteem or guys that get off on cloest cases and ugly guys with low self esteem.

by Anonymousreply 8308/24/2013

R83 don't forget guys who are horny, guys who like to suck dick and guys who don't have the hangups you do.

by Anonymousreply 8408/24/2013

Well I hoped you returned it, OP.

by Anonymousreply 8508/24/2013

Welcome to a World of Diseases!

by Anonymousreply 8608/24/2013

Yeah, OP's "Brideshead Revisted"-esque musing that "The whole experience of blowing my load into the toothless mouth of smelly methhead at 2 a.m. wasn't nearly as sleazy as I thought it would be" IS pretty rich, r29.

by Anonymousreply 8708/24/2013

r84 NAILED it.

by Anonymousreply 8808/24/2013

The sex-aversives never will understand the sex-fanatics. And, in the long run, the sex-aversives are the ones who leave the worse legacy.

You can smell and puritanism, smug virginity and antisocial masturbators here, all screeching about things they haven't experienced.

by Anonymousreply 8908/25/2013

No doubt R86 is one of the antisocial masturbators.

by Anonymousreply 9008/25/2013

R89, did you learn English as a second language?

by Anonymousreply 9208/26/2013

You have to wonder how many of the sex-negative trolls who infest these threads are fraus who are thinking their husband could be getting NSA blowjobs on his lunch hour.

by Anonymousreply 9308/26/2013

The video stores have been dry lately. Have all the men gone back to their wives?

by Anonymousreply 9409/02/2013

I did a guy who looks like Sam Trammell this afternoon. I shifted him a puddle of jizz.

by Anonymousreply 9509/14/2013

Shifted him?

by Anonymousreply 9609/15/2013

Who is Sam Trammell?

by Anonymousreply 9709/15/2013

Sam

by Anonymousreply 9809/15/2013

I often drop by video stores for a quick cock fix. I usually find nice young guys just waiting for a hot mouth. Early this morning, I walked in to my usual video store and was greeted by the manager who winked at me and said I would have a great time in the back. I walked to back quickly anticipating lots of action. There were 3 young guys, each standing around rubbing their crotches. They knew each other and motioned to me to go into the cubicle. Naturally I did as I was directed - who wouldn't, especially when a handsome young guy is directing the traffic. I went in to the cubicle and within seconds the young guy put his erect cock through the hole and said "come on cock sucker, suck my cock." The other 2 guys were also in the same cubicle and telling him to quickly shoot his load so that they could have their turn. What a great experience that was…I sucked all 3 guys and swallowed their delicious thick, creamy loads. I've become an expert at sucking cocks and so regularly return to the video store for more action. The young manager usually lets me know when some sexy guys are looking for a blow job. The manager gets a blow job as payment for the action I get..

by Anonymousreply 9911/17/2013

video store hump

by Anonymousreply 10011/17/2013

The whole increase in restrictions and inability to have sex in the showers and steam room at the gym, the decreased interest in bathhouses and lack of privacy now at video stores is nothing but the decline and fall of Western Civilization.

Even urinal dividers have killed the joy of men experiencing men. All of our sexual outlets are disappearing. Everything has gone Internet, which is a sad state and lonely state of affairs where nothing gets accomplished other than jacking off alone.

by Anonymousreply 10111/18/2013

[quote]The other 2 guys were also in the same cubicle and telling him to quickly shoot his load so that they could have their turn.

How? They only allow one person per booth.

by Anonymousreply 10211/18/2013

The OP is a whore, darlin.

by Anonymousreply 10311/18/2013

Yup, I often go to video stores early in the morning to satisfy my deep hunger for cock. I'm never disappointed. One young guy enjoyed the action so much he wanted me to come to his place to perform deep throat on his immense cock. I naturally went with him. He told me that he had never had the experience of putting his cock all the way down a guy's throat. I lay naked on his bed, with head back all the way to make sure my mouth was in alignment with my throat so that he could easily slip his cock down my throat. Once he had put his cock down my throat I massaged it with my throat muscles and he moaned as he shot his load down my throat. I've been back several times for more action, so, yeah, visiting video stores in the morning can provide some really unusual pleasure….

by Anonymousreply 10411/20/2013

It was a little slow for a Thanksgiving. I was going to just settle for some ok looking guys, but I have to remember to just do guys I am attracted to, so I left unthankful.

by Anonymousreply 10511/29/2013

I had some fucking hot times at the Chelsea Blue store on 8th Ave. between 20th and 21st Streets in the past week.

Last night in the booth I fucked a Brazilian from out of town. It had been pretty slow up to that point, though. Last week, I did two guys in the booths next to me on either side simultaneously. One a gorgeous Italian-American, the other a big-dicked blond dude. Ate ass, got my ass eaten, French kissed, sucked cock, got sucked, swallowed cum, exchanged numbers with both.

by Anonymousreply 10611/29/2013

I haven't had cock in so long, it's pathetic. The old guys are unappealing and the cute ones congregate with each other.

by Anonymousreply 10712/16/2013

Is OP dead yet?

R107, you left out a word. Clearly you meant "the OTHER old guys...."

by Anonymousreply 10812/16/2013

I haven't had an adult video store cock in a while.

by Anonymousreply 10904/19/2014

Have not done this in 20 yrs., but found some hot men occasionally and yes, seemed to be many straights. Most of the time it was either slim pickings or creepy. Spent a LOT of time trying to get some. One really hot time--this football player type asked me if I'd do him--he was really hot and built, kind of small dick though. Another guy saw us go in the booth and looked inquisitive--we asked him in too. The football type had ducked in from a party center down the street where he was at a wedding reception, he said. The other guy and I sucked him and the fb guy kept wanting me to stick my finger up his ass. I did. I also j.o.'d on his leg, and he loved it. Another kind of funny time--saw a guy who worked where I got my car worked on--he was a ginger, very butch, he motioned me in--GREAT time--we hooked up several times after that.

by Anonymousreply 11004/20/2014

I've been looking forward to going all week and now there's a frigging snow nor'easter coming. It's coming and I'm not. Grrrr.

by Anonymousreply 11101/23/2015

Spring has sprung and so has my boner. Need. To. Go.

by Anonymousreply 11204/04/2015

Whores! You're all dirty whores!

by Anonymousreply 11304/04/2015
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