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I'm writing an epic poem about Florence Nightingale.

What rhymes with "Crimea?"

by Anonymousreply 4207/24/2013

"buy me a"

When you turn it into a musical, make sure to include the classic "Crimea River."

by Anonymousreply 107/18/2013

"Tie Mia"

You can add a B&D scene into it with Frank Sinatra and Mia Farrow to give it 20th-century relevance!

by Anonymousreply 207/18/2013

Gonorhea

by Anonymousreply 307/18/2013

Pizzeria Galleria South Korea Tanzania Dorothea

And everybody's favorite gonorrhea

by Anonymousreply 407/18/2013

Diarrhea. Lot of cholera during the Crimean War.

by Anonymousreply 507/18/2013

[quote]Pizzeria Galleria South Korea Tanzania Dorothea

[quote]And everybody's favorite gonorrhea

Those are marginal, and I refuse to use 'gonorrhea.'

by Anonymousreply 607/18/2013

IKEA

by Anonymousreply 707/18/2013

Make sure to include the classic couplet,

"And Flo, she don't know/'cause the boy she loves is a Romeo"

from "Back in My Arms Again."

by Anonymousreply 807/18/2013

Die, Mia.

by Anonymousreply 907/18/2013

Hialeah, or "Hiya, Leah!"

by Anonymousreply 1007/19/2013

vagine

by Anonymousreply 1107/19/2013

Maybe this would be better, R8:

And Flo, she don't know/cause the boy she loves is a Crimean war hero.

by Anonymousreply 1207/19/2013

Dysthymia

by Anonymousreply 1307/19/2013

From the Hundred Year War to the Crimea With a lance and a musket and a frozen spear To all of the men who have stood with no fear In the service of the king

by Anonymousreply 1407/19/2013

Namibia

Tibia

by Anonymousreply 1507/19/2013

Mama mia

by Anonymousreply 1607/19/2013

Nivea

by Anonymousreply 1707/19/2013

All of my life I have wanted to be a

Brave nurse on the front-line whose duty's to see a

Platoon of brave soldiers from Spain to Korea

Recoup and recover, you get the idea.

So whose generosity will supply me a

New, modern clean hospital in the Crimea?

by Anonymousreply 1807/19/2013

Brava! Brava! Someone bring in the grease fire now, we have a new volunteer.

by Anonymousreply 1907/19/2013

Amenorrhea. Stopped having mine years ago.

by Anonymousreply 2007/19/2013

Sebborea, the heartbreak of psoriasis.

by Anonymousreply 2107/19/2013

I'll rim ya

by Anonymousreply 2307/19/2013

as in Crimea River?

by Anonymousreply 2407/19/2013

Rhyme, pronounced by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live as "Rim Me".

by Anonymousreply 2507/20/2013

Crimea is nice, so I'll say it thrice...

by Anonymousreply 2607/20/2013

W&W for r18

by Anonymousreply 2707/20/2013

Fly me away from the Crimea, mio caro.

by Anonymousreply 2807/20/2013

I think it's divine, simply divine.

by Anonymousreply 2907/20/2013

Sylvia Plath weeps with envy.

by Anonymousreply 3007/20/2013

Make it rhyme with Betty La Fea. This is the age of rap. You can make crazy rhymes nowadays.

by Anonymousreply 3107/20/2013

urea, sophia, Hialeah,onomatopoeia

by Anonymousreply 3207/20/2013

Idea (duh)

by Anonymousreply 3307/20/2013

Grimier.

by Anonymousreply 3407/20/2013

R18, that was actually quite impressive.

by Anonymousreply 3507/20/2013

I'm writing an epic poem about Florence Henderson. What rhymes with "Lookinland"?

by Anonymousreply 3607/20/2013

"buy me a _______"

by Anonymousreply 3707/21/2013

You GO Gurl! When you be do with dat me and you will talk about a poem for me, bro. Far OUT

by Anonymousreply 3807/22/2013

There once was a nurse from Crimea....

by Anonymousreply 3907/22/2013

I read that she used to keep a pet owl in her pocket(?). You should work that in somehow.

by Anonymousreply 4007/22/2013

How about writing one about me OP? I rhyme with many things.

by Anonymousreply 4107/24/2013

R37 see R1

by Anonymousreply 4207/24/2013
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