I Banged The Cutest Mormon Dude Last Night
I don't really say this about other dudes, but the guy was beautiful. And so very dumb.
I didn't know he was Mormon when I went over there. Really fit. Gorgeous face, hair and teeth. Dimples.
He said he doesn't talk politics but that he voted for Bush in the last election.
|by Brandon||reply 122||08/02/2014|
[quote]he voted for Bush in the last election.
Are you posting from 2004?
|by Brandon||reply 1||07/18/2013|
He voted for George Bush in the 2012 election?
You fucked a cute, "special" Mormon. Is that what you're telling us?
|by Brandon||reply 3||07/18/2013|
We should have a pool, estimated amount of posts before this thread is deleted.
|by Brandon||reply 5||07/18/2013|
Now, Amish dudes I could see getting fixated on, but the whole Mormon thing, oh well... and just out of curiousity, where was this place you went to when u reference "when I went over there" ? Just curious.
|by Brandon||reply 6||07/18/2013|
Was he wearing magic underwear?
|by Brandon||reply 7||07/18/2013|
Can't even factcheck your delusions.
Lame, Sister Mary Brandon.
|by Brandon||reply 8||07/18/2013|
If you're going to troll, at least frame it in something believable? Bush??? Really?? FAIL!!!
|by Brandon||reply 9||07/18/2013|
Maybe OP meant that the young lad voted for Bush the last time he voted.
|by Brandon||reply 10||07/18/2013|
Are there any news reports of retarded mormons boys found in somebody's refrigerator in mason jars?
|by Brandon||reply 11||07/18/2013|
[all posts by tedious troll removed.]
|by Brandon||reply 13||07/18/2013|
"I didn't know he was Mormon when I went over there."
Your first clue should've been the sign over his front door that read "Missionary".
|by Brandon||reply 14||07/18/2013|
Please post a link to someone who looks like him. Thank you, Barney.
|by Brandon||reply 16||07/18/2013|
Brandon, seriously I wish I could date you. I like sociopaths. I'm probably one myself. I like seeing destructive people in action.
I once allowed a couple of Mormons into my place who were going door to door in order to just fuck with them (not in the sexual way). I rather liked toying with them, pretending I was interested in what they had to say. I took a copy of the Book of Mormon from them. They came back the next week thinking they had a "prospect". I didn't answer. I'd had my fun and was satisfied.
|by Brandon||reply 17||07/18/2013|
He's cute, Brandon, and has lovely eyes. What's that thing he has on his right arm?
|by Brandon||reply 19||07/18/2013|
Is that the Mormon? He's cute. More details!
|by Brandon||reply 20||07/18/2013|
Did you douche beforehand?
Oh wait, you already are.
|by Brandon||reply 21||07/18/2013|
Mmmm, Brandon. I'll be Mormon for you, baby.
|by Brandon||reply 22||07/18/2013|
[quote]Did you douche beforehand?
Before fucking him in his ass? No.
|by Brandon||reply 23||07/19/2013|
I think Brandon just found himself a boyfriend.
|by Brandon||reply 26||07/19/2013|
[quote]I think Brandon just found himself a boyfriend.
|by Brandon||reply 27||07/19/2013|
[quote]How's your daughter?
Skylar is good. She almost never cries. She doesn't sleep much but when she does she prefers to lay on my chest. I'm going back to Seattle next month and even though I'm ready to be out of Texas I'm gonna miss her. ):
|by Brandon||reply 28||07/19/2013|
Are you gonna see him again, OP?
|by Brandon||reply 29||07/19/2013|
Brandon, I'm willing to pay for your DNA: in a jar, spread on some undies, fresh from the tap - whatever. Are you up for it?
|by Brandon||reply 31||07/19/2013|
Wow, you should write for Broadway!
|by Brandon||reply 32||07/19/2013|
[quote]What's that thing he has on his right arm?
Who knows, but it probably involves "magic."
|by Brandon||reply 33||07/19/2013|
I think that's an armband to hold his iPod when he's running.
|by Brandon||reply 34||07/19/2013|
[quote]he invited me over to smoke and play Injustice.
He was smoking in his Mormon mother's house? He really doesn't sound very bright. He doesn't sound very Mormon either.
|by Brandon||reply 35||07/19/2013|
Brandon, please refer your friend to us. We'll pay a finder's fee.
|by Brandon||reply 37||07/19/2013|
R35, he didnt seem too invested in being a good Mormon when I shot my load in his ass.
|by Brandon||reply 38||07/19/2013|
Ummm ..... [see offsite photo on i.imgur.com] R18 is not a Texas Mormon. It is a photo clipped off the Internet, then fantasized about. Boy, you guys!.
|by Brandon||reply 39||07/19/2013|
R39, you're an idiot AND a liar. Clipped off the Internet? Fuck you. I don't lie. That's the pic he sent me on Grindr, uploaded to Picup on my phone. Weirdo.
And here's the other:
|by Brandon||reply 40||07/19/2013|
R40 Never trust a big butt and a smile.
|by Brandon||reply 41||07/19/2013|
How about the pics of you Brandon?
|by Brandon||reply 43||07/19/2013|
Brandon's nudes have been posted. A video even.
|by Brandon||reply 44||07/19/2013|
Yes, but as he has posted, his threads tend to be deleted. And I would be happy with fully clothed pics. Actually, I would be happy with pics of Brandon and his daughter, but that is probably not considered unsafe in this day.
|by Brandon||reply 46||07/19/2013|
Sorry, that *is* considered unsafe...
|by Brandon||reply 47||07/19/2013|
R46, here ya go. No kiddo.
|by Brandon||reply 48||07/19/2013|
At r18, he's wearing one of them v neck tee shirts that are a sign he might be gay, as mentioned in that other thread.
|by Brandon||reply 49||07/19/2013|
the look in those eyes....
|by Brandon||reply 51||07/19/2013|
Are you wearing a babushka in that puc, Brandon?
Are babushkas big where you live and in your mind?
|by Brandon||reply 53||07/19/2013|
I love the Easter look, you know, eastern euro sex fiend.
|by Brandon||reply 54||07/20/2013|
You're not that special. Maybe you should take up knitting.
|by Brandon||reply 56||07/20/2013|
Well, I liked your story anyway and believed it too. There were two of them at the door the other day, precious, both of them. I so wanted to have them in, listen to the sales pitch, then gradually bring up, you know, how maybe the church will change their policy on "some things" and watch them begin to squirm .. but I didn't.
|by Brandon||reply 57||07/20/2013|
I am pretty sure once Brandon is done with a trick, there can never be a repeat.
Brandon can only perform under "special" circumstances. There is unlikely to be a warm body left behind.
|by Brandon||reply 60||07/21/2013|
Is Brandon a serial killer? What does R60 mean?
|by Brandon||reply 61||07/21/2013|
Brandon is totally hot but way older than he says. Everyone knows you can tell how old someone is by their nose and ears.
|by Brandon||reply 62||07/21/2013|
Not a serial killer, yet, R61. He's just serial killer-ish. He's in an embryonic state the proper starter activities on his way there.
|by Brandon||reply 63||07/21/2013|
He's in an embryonic state engaging in the proper starter activities on his way there.
|by Brandon||reply 64||07/21/2013|
Did you once date a guy who lived in South Carolina who went by the AOL name "L8asever"? He hooked up with a Brandon who worked at a hotel in Virginia and moved to Texas. Just wondered!
|by Brandon||reply 65||07/21/2013|
That must have been another Brandon, R65. I was born in California, moved to Texas where I went to school, and then moved to Seattle in January of this year. Never even been to Virginia.
Matt (the Mormon) has sent me a few messages indicating he's like to chill again, but I haven't had a chance to respond. I don't have much free time lately.
|by Brandon||reply 66||07/21/2013|
r66/Brandon, why don't you have much free time these days?
|by Brandon||reply 67||07/22/2013|
All Seattle serial killers like to tear a piece out of Texas and Florida too. It's time consuming.
Plus he has his political career.
|by Brandon||reply 68||07/22/2013|
But yet you have time to read Datalounge and respond. AND post pictures of tricks online. Unknown to them.
SUCH a creep.
|by Brandon||reply 69||07/22/2013|
R17 Yeah, you probably are a sociopath.
|by Brandon||reply 70||07/23/2013|
We're gonna hang tonight.
|by Brandon||reply 71||07/23/2013|
Oh please be speaking literally.
|by Brandon||reply 72||07/23/2013|
Update, please. And maybe a new picture.
|by Brandon||reply 73||07/24/2013|
R73, I ended up meeting him at his friend's place because we couldn't use his house. We smoked. We played Xbox. He had to leave early because his sister needed help with her kids or something. I did hookup with his friend though who was really cute/nerdy. He's a medical student in Galveston.
|by Brandon||reply 74||07/24/2013|
hahaha Brandon, he passed you onto his friend, youre a piece of used meat
|by Brandon||reply 75||07/24/2013|
Isn't this a number in the Book of Mormon?
|by Brandon||reply 76||07/24/2013|
So you shot your load in his ass? Did you fuck him bareback?
|by Brandon||reply 77||07/24/2013|
[quote]hahaha Brandon, he passed you onto his friend, youre a piece of used meat
He actually tried to get me to leave at the same time as me and texted me several times asking what we did and when I left.
|by Brandon||reply 78||07/24/2013|
Has the Mormom expressed his sympathies on the Facebook page?
|by Brandon||reply 80||08/10/2013|
Was it true that he had a child? :(
|by Brandon||reply 81||08/10/2013|
So fucking full of shit all along.
Can't believe anyone bought this.
|by Brandon||reply 82||08/10/2013|
Anyone else find it odd that "Brandon" only had 10 Facebook friends?
|by Brandon||reply 83||08/10/2013|
I posted on the other thread that at the height of his bizarre postings, emails were sent to his "employer" Marsh McLennan, or some such, and replies were received that no such person existed in their employ
|by Brandon||reply 84||08/10/2013|
Wait, has there been a development in the Brandon saga? Now he's dead or whatever?
|by Brandon||reply 85||08/10/2013|
The Queen is dead, long live the next troll to come around and pull you guys' chain.
|by Brandon||reply 86||08/10/2013|
I don't understand. If Brandon was fake why would he post that pic of that guy with a fat ass?
|by Brandon||reply 87||08/10/2013|
who is lying. He had 10 FB friends. That's not a lie.
|by Brandon||reply 91||08/10/2013|
For what it's worth, this dialog was had on the ongoing group message this morning:
[quote]Connor Romeros: Did they delete his account??? 9:45am
[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: Looks like. Idt this is real 9:45am
[quote]Connor Romeros: Really? Even with his brothers posts? Lord I hope not what makes you think that tho 9:46am
[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: Even his brother didnt know. I talked to him he said he doesn't know what's going on 9:46am
[quote]Connor Romeros: Oh.. I hope not I really do 9:46am
[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: Someone called from Brandon's phone and said he's dead. He told me to find Lisa???? Idk who that is so idk what else to do 9:47am
[quote]Connor Romeros: =| 9:47am
[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: I can't find anything on local news sites and messages several local news channels that HAD NOT heard of a body found shot 9:47am
[quote]Connor Romeros: This whole situation has had me upset all day yesterday and last night 9:47am
[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: Me too BAD
|by Brandon||reply 92||08/10/2013|
So, essentially, Brandon banged himself.
|by Brandon||reply 94||08/10/2013|
Yes it is a lie that he only had 10 FB friends. I was actually one f his Facebook friends. And there were certainly more than 10 people who posted oh is wall, and the group message that went out to all of his friends had over 100 contacts.
Plus, his Friend list was set to private (because I tried too look at it to see if he had any other Wade's as friends) so there's no way you would have even known how many friends he had.
So yes, you are lying. Which is VERY weird.
I'm not saying he's dead or not, but that was clearly his real Facebook account since we have video if him, his family posting and pictures of him and people posting stories about him that have verly clearly real and active profiles.
The dude was cray, if you want to bash him, bash him on the fact that he was a sociopath. No need to make shit up. Geez.
|by Brandon||reply 95||08/10/2013|
Is someone dead or not? And yes by dead I mean "dead."
|by Brandon||reply 96||08/10/2013|
Someone said Brandon's baby died of SIDS, but Brandon refuted it saying that poster was not him.
|by Brandon||reply 97||08/10/2013|
If this is all a joke, then it might just be the sickest one yet - even for DL because Andy Kaufman he's not.
If he actually did die, may he RIP.
|by Brandon||reply 99||08/10/2013|
May I please bang him next?
|by Brandon||reply 101||08/10/2013|
R100, apparent suicide, with a gun.
|by Brandon||reply 102||08/10/2013|
How did anyone know where Brandon supposedly worked? Must have missed those threads.
|by Brandon||reply 103||08/10/2013|
The obituary simply says "passed away tragically" which usually indicates suicide.
His brother seems pissed.
|by Brandon||reply 104||08/10/2013|
His brother sounds like a moron. Blaming the gf for not having a funeral for the guy who dumped her and ran after he knocked her up. Yeah, okay.
Note to next of kin: yeah, that's you, LOSER Steven Wade, brother of the deceased. Pay for the damn funeral yourself, you cheap bastard.
|by Brandon||reply 105||08/10/2013|
Mysteriously, all of the "RIP" comments have disappeared from Brandon's FB wall. I won't post a link because I'm scurred this thread will be deleted. But if someone else could confirm, that'd be great.
|by Brandon||reply 106||08/10/2013|
R106, apparently the page has been memorialized and only friends can see those posts. The friend request option has also been removed.
|by Brandon||reply 107||08/10/2013|
LOL @ that obit.
Dear lord, up your catfish game for the next round, honey.
|by Brandon||reply 108||08/10/2013|
I did an obit search for "Wade" in California for the entire week. Guess whose name didn't come up? Half-assed Photoshop job.
Don't believe me? Take a closer look at that obit jpg. In the upper-left corner under "Stephen Wade", you'll find the words "Capitol & California" (partially clipped). That is the Sacramento Bee. Now search the last name "Wade" in the obit link below. Change the date to today's date. See if 'Brandon' pops up. Guess what? You won't find him.
|by Brandon||reply 109||08/10/2013|
R109, I think he was just born in California, but grew up (and died) in Texas. He was recently living in Washington for work.
|by Brandon||reply 110||08/10/2013|
R110, use the same link to search for "Wade" during the last 3 days in the entire fucking United States. You still won't find Brandon. You've been pwned, troll.
|by Brandon||reply 111||08/10/2013|
But what about his 10 Facebook friends? What did they have to say?
|by Brandon||reply 113||08/10/2013|
If he's dead, will the "Mormon dude" be converting him post-mortem like they do to the rest of us?
|by Brandon||reply 114||08/10/2013|
Utterly fucking pathetic. Most of all that the troll is still here, pretending it didn't do all this horseshit itself.
Honestly, there are people in this world who are incredibly sick, but who don't want to harm themselves -- they just want to fuck with other human beings' minds online.
They are pond scum. One of the reasons I can't deal with the troll-hunting groups is that they maintain a very sympathetic attitude toward the trolls they catch, especially when they turn out to be teenaged girls. I know they can't be prosecuted or anything, but I don't feel any of them deserve kindness or forgiveness.
|by Brandon||reply 115||08/11/2013|
Might not be a bad idea to include in your will 1) Delete FB account immediately. 2) No roadside memorial with fat girls hugging and (ugh) bending over to arrange fuzzy toys. 3) No one admitted at funeral in flip-flops. Tanks okay unless fat.
|by Brandon||reply 118||08/11/2013|
what what's going? Where's Brandon?
|by Brandon||reply 119||08/11/2013|
Where does this fantasy of the "beautiful Mormon" come from? Most of them are doughy with gross, spotty skin and that awful, inbred, borderline Down's look. Just yuck.
|by Brandon||reply 120||08/11/2013|