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Chris Pine

Can I be first in line to fuck the living shit out of him? Please?

by Anonymousreply 6101/02/2015

All yours, OP.

Let us know how it goes.

by Anonymousreply 107/16/2013

rumor has it you are way to late.

by Anonymousreply 207/16/2013

Eyes aren't as blue as you think. Blue tinted lenses.

by Anonymousreply 307/16/2013

He always looks like he has a funky, dirty hole.

by Anonymousreply 407/16/2013

So, are his underpants messy with skidmarks, R4?

by Anonymousreply 507/16/2013

I agree, R4. I don't get the appeal.

by Anonymousreply 607/16/2013

Yes, r5, Chris is known in the industry for being bad at wiping.

by Anonymousreply 707/16/2013

He seems polite, like if you went to Starbucks with him he would say thank you and smile at the barrister.

by Anonymousreply 807/16/2013

Word is he has a dick like a pine tree and has ridden the casting couch to get where he is at. Not shy about being with men to get what he wants.

by Anonymousreply 907/16/2013

[quote]Word is he has a dick like a pine tree and has ridden the casting couch to get where he is at. Not shy about being with men to get what he wants.

Are done jerking off to your fantasy? His father, like Matthew Perry's is a long time working actor. Robert Pine a recognizable actor and has been working continually since 1966, way before Chris was born. Chris had connections, he didn't need the casting couch.

by Anonymousreply 1007/16/2013

Why did he dye his hair orange?

by Anonymousreply 1107/17/2013

He has a flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 1207/17/2013

He's vaguely handsome, in a dull way. No charisma. Will end up being a TV detective in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 1307/17/2013

"Blue tinted lenses."

The HD pictures show contacts, all right, but not tinted ones. His natural eye color seems to be a light, bright blue.

He's totally not my type, much too frat-boy, but he does have beautiful blue eyes.

by Anonymousreply 1507/17/2013

I think he would be a fine piece of ass. I like him with a beard, especially now that it's starting to get some gray in it.

by Anonymousreply 1607/17/2013

He sees a shrink due to issues.

by Anonymousreply 1707/17/2013

Gay face for the ages.

by Anonymousreply 1807/17/2013

Why do you think to the rumors that Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto have been occasional fuck buddies?

by Anonymousreply 1907/18/2013

He's not that good looking, he's all yours babe.

by Anonymousreply 2007/18/2013

Yes, dull

by Anonymousreply 2107/18/2013

I actually think he does have some charisma. The Star Trek movies had issues, but I don't think his casting was one of them.

by Anonymousreply 2207/18/2013

Seems likable and along with Quinto has managed to recreate two characters that are a huge part of American culture without looking like they are imitating the originals. You actually believe he is the Kirk we know and might could end up reciting Rocket Man over music without it looking like an SNL skit.

by Anonymousreply 2307/18/2013

[quote]might could

Wow, I haven't heard that in a loooong time. Are you from the south, R23?

by Anonymousreply 2407/18/2013

R19 I bet they have had a drunk hook up.

by Anonymousreply 2507/18/2013

R20 I agree - I don't get the appeal about him. Very average in the looks department.

by Anonymousreply 2707/18/2013

I'm watching Chris Pine now in Carriers. He looks delicious, has great arms, and Chris Meloni is in it too. What else do we know about Pine, sexually? Are there rumors he has a fat cock?

by Anonymousreply 2807/21/2013

The more specific info you can provide, the better.

by Anonymousreply 2907/21/2013

He has some of the worst skin in the business. Abrams' lighting does him no favors.

by Anonymousreply 3007/21/2013

I just know he was the epitome of charming in his David letterman interview. I guess you can say he is the thinking man's Paul Walker. But that's not saying too much.

by Anonymousreply 3207/22/2013

Mary! She's quite the bottle blonde in OP's pic!

by Anonymousreply 3307/22/2013

My disposable lenses are colored a very light blue so one can locate them more easily if they're lost.

by Anonymousreply 3407/22/2013

I did not know that he was the son of Robert Pine.

You can keep your Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox, I pined for Pine. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 3507/22/2013

My eyes are brown. My contacts have a light blue tinge so you can see them if they fall out and in the right light and close enough they read blue around my irise. They don't change the light brown color of my eyes.

by Anonymousreply 3607/22/2013

Info on his COCK, pls.

by Anonymousreply 3707/22/2013

He's not 'likable'. He comes across as a self important douche bag.

by Anonymousreply 3807/22/2013

And you come off as so charming, R38.

by Anonymousreply 3907/22/2013

So why does Chris Pine see a shrink?

by Anonymousreply 4007/22/2013

He's sexually confused, r40.

by Anonymousreply 4107/22/2013

[quote] Robert Pine a recognizable actor and has been working continually since 1966, way before Chris was born. Chris had connections, he didn't need the casting couch.

So, every child of a recognizable actor can expect a starring role in a mega-franchise?

by Anonymousreply 4207/22/2013

r40, hmmmm. Chris Evans sees a shrink for anxiety/panic attacks...but I haven't heard that Pine does.

by Anonymousreply 4307/23/2013

I would like to sniff his Pine nuts and no no

by Anonymousreply 4407/23/2013

Robert Pine - who got fired from The Bold and The Beautiful? Oh Yeah who the hell would have to play the game when your dad has power like that?

by Anonymousreply 4507/23/2013

He is damn sexy for a white boy.

by Anonymousreply 4607/24/2013

Can we PLEASE get some clear and reliable info on his schlong?

by Anonymousreply 4707/24/2013

He says that he's in therapy most of the time outside of work. Major issues, OP. Good luck with that.

by Anonymousreply 4807/24/2013

[quote]So, every child of a recognizable actor can expect a starring role in a mega-franchise?

Of course, and you are an idiot.

[quote]Robert Pine - who got fired from The Bold and The Beautiful? Oh Yeah who the hell would have to play the game when your dad has power like that?

You mean an actor was fired, say it isn't so. What power are you talking about? You think I'm say his father got him the Star Trek gig? His Dad is well know in the industry. That means producers, directors, casting agents, mangers, agents.... get it? He didn't have to use the mythical gay casting couch to get into the business and he's work for ten steady years and didn't start as a lead in movies. Of course that ruins you fantasy, so put it back in your pants, no one wants to see it anyway.

by Anonymousreply 4907/24/2013

^ Let's get back to what's in Chris Pine's pants, please.

by Anonymousreply 5007/24/2013

lol he father is well known...umm he had to audition for a role on a soap opera. Look at Tori Spelling. Her father WAS a powerhouse in the industry and she is....not. Being the son of Robert Pine got him nothing. And how do you know he was well liked? Maybe he as a giant asshole.

by Anonymousreply 5107/24/2013

[quote]He always looks like he has a funky, dirty hole.

Yes Please!

by Anonymousreply 5207/24/2013

Me too, R53. I don't get the "Chris Pine has a dirty hole" troll.

by Anonymousreply 5407/26/2013

Take a number OP.

by Anonymousreply 5801/02/2015

R10 I had a big crush on his father back in the CHiPS days.

by Anonymousreply 5901/02/2015

On vacation with his gorgeous boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 6001/02/2015

His acne scars are deep enough to take a cock in and of themselves.

by Anonymousreply 6101/02/2015
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