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Florida is the country's Garbage Dump

Someone said it in another thread (I can't find), but I'll start it again - cause it's true. And it was said before the Zimmerman verdict. Now it really confirms it.

by Anonymousreply 3008/15/2013

My parents have a condo in Sarasota and that area is pretty nice. But I am from the East and the Southerners are definitely a different breed.

by Anonymousreply 107/15/2013

Florida is the turd dangling from America's ass that hasn't dropped into the toilet yet.

by Anonymousreply 207/15/2013

Your prose is beautiful.....and I agree with you

by Anonymousreply 307/15/2013

Anyone just plain embarrassed to be a Floridian ? Between the 2000 Presidential election, up to this latest travesty, you've proven you are all losers, with 0 intelligence. West Virginia laughs at your stupidity !

by Anonymousreply 407/16/2013

Florida is the peninsular taint of America.

And I live there.

by Anonymousreply 507/16/2013

Beach, please!

by Anonymousreply 607/16/2013

I'm so sorry for you. Remember, stand your ground !

by Anonymousreply 707/16/2013 has a whole section devoted to FloriDUH.

by Anonymousreply 807/16/2013

Only idiots would vote in a governor like Rick Scott.

by Anonymousreply 907/18/2013

it will soon in a couple generations be on the sea floor of the gulf of mexico, so enjoy it while you can.

by Anonymousreply 1007/18/2013

I don't know why New Yorkers insult Florida; all of you will live there eventually.

by Anonymousreply 1107/18/2013

Disney should have taken over the whole state when they had the chance. By now, they've done more for gay people than the state of Florida has ever done.

by Anonymousreply 1207/18/2013

R12 tells the truth!

Disney should just build more housing communities and take over that swampy hellhole.

by Anonymousreply 1307/18/2013

I like the Florida lobsters they serve everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 1407/18/2013

Say it isn't so.

by Anonymousreply 1507/19/2013

Alligators should take over

by Anonymousreply 1607/19/2013

Florida is America's demented dingleberry.

by Anonymousreply 1707/19/2013

This blog covers all the crazy events in "FloriDUH"

by Anonymousreply 1807/19/2013

Florida is the future of America.

by Anonymousreply 1907/23/2013

Real Housewives Of The Garbage Dump State or RHOTGDS Miami is the dingleberry with a sparkled rhinestone on it The people, humidity, garish decor, facelifts, and both red neck trashiness, and new money tackiness, really do = America's dingleberry state, or ADS

by Anonymousreply 2007/23/2013

IF Florida is the trashiest state then Hialeah (west of Miami) is the trashiest city. The only thing that makes Hialeah stand out is the fact that it's mostly populated by Latinos.

Last Friday one typically trashy Hialean went nutso and killed six people before the police shot him down.

by Anonymousreply 2107/30/2013

As a Floridian, here's my 2 cents:

NYers in Florida suck dirty balls. All they do is complain and compare NY and Florida (and of course NY is always better). Bitches, stay in NY then!

Latinos rule South Florida. If you have any issues with Latinos, you're fucked.

Get use to English being the second language. Nobody speaks fucking English!!

You can live pretty cheaply LESS than 5 miles from the Atlantic Coastline. You get a ocean view daily!

Insurance rates (both car and home owners) are very high.

by Anonymousreply 2207/30/2013

I live in Celebration, which is very nice, but outside this little Pleasantville...the trash of all races is truly breathtaking. Most of the people I've met outside Celebration are transplants from New York, Boston, Philadelphia, or Ohio.

by Anonymousreply 2307/30/2013

Stick it OP. None of you bitches live here, so you dont know the squat about this state. We don't have the morality squad of nyc that shuts down the bath houses and fun places, and we have great weather. Own your feelings of jealousy instead of projecting.

by Anonymousreply 2407/30/2013

I don't know about it being a dump. I just got back from vacationing in Sanibel, and it was heaven.

by Anonymousreply 2507/30/2013

Florida is a great state to live in. On the other hand, tea bagger Governor Rick Scott and the GOP Legislators suck a big one.

by Anonymousreply 2607/30/2013

Why do people go there? Is it really that cheap?

If you want nice beaches, sunshine, oranges, and Spanish speaking people, just go to California.

by Anonymousreply 2707/30/2013

[R27] Yes - and you don't have the terrible humidity, bugs, alligators, and influx of 'New Yawkers', and all their complaints, and problems they bring with them.

by Anonymousreply 2807/30/2013

Don't forget hurricanes and sinkholes.

by Anonymousreply 2908/15/2013

[quote]...and we have great weather.

Hot & humid is my least favorite weather.

And don't forget the Florida natives. Always fun to find these in your house!

by Anonymousreply 3008/15/2013
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