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She found out the "hard way" all douches are not created equal. WTF?

I know there is a commercials thread but this one is just terrifying and baffling to me. The woman says: "I found out the hard way not all douches are created equal." The in the background two business women are sort of whispering too each other. What the fuck happened to this woman? What is the "hard way?" Can someone help me imagine what happend to this woman. Cheryl are you out there?

by Anonymousreply 2407/15/2013

That Draino douche is not yeah.

by Anonymousreply 107/12/2013

Pfft! As if I didn't already know this!

by Anonymousreply 207/12/2013

When I read the thread title, I honestly believed it was a woman referring to having dated douchey guys of varying degrees and backgrounds in her past. It wasn't until I got to the Cheryl reference... This really was a commercial?

by Anonymousreply 307/12/2013

She got married.

by Anonymousreply 407/12/2013

Bits of cottage cheese were falling out of her skirt due to a raging yeast infection and she didn't have any clean panties.

by Anonymousreply 507/12/2013

What the fuck is the thread even about?

by Anonymousreply 607/12/2013

She still got a UTI.

by Anonymousreply 707/12/2013

[all posts by ham-fisted troll a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 807/12/2013

Omg I just got it. That is just foul.

by Anonymousreply 907/13/2013

She means some douches suck more than others. They're all completely ridiculous, unhealthy, and only used my women over 75 that cling to the year 1955.

by Anonymousreply 1007/13/2013

Trust me, the CVS brand Spring Breeze and it SUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKED! I needed hurricane force gales to clear the air.

by Anonymousreply 1107/13/2013

So high school girls don't use them r10?

by Anonymousreply 1207/13/2013

Douching is completely unnecessary, if one knows basic hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 1307/13/2013

Yeah, yeah. Easy for YOU to say, R13. Clean as a whistle everywhere. It comes from DEEP inside of me.

by Anonymousreply 1407/13/2013

Cheryl, there is no douche in existence that can quell your stench.

by Anonymousreply 1507/13/2013

A mother knows.

by Anonymousreply 1607/13/2013

Are you desperately trying to be funny, r12?

by Anonymousreply 1707/13/2013

I've had songs written about me, you know.

by Anonymousreply 1807/13/2013

What was the commercial for? eHarmony?

by Anonymousreply 1907/13/2013

The perfect commercial jingle for Cheryl's yeasty pussy.

by Anonymousreply 2007/14/2013

Is this the same way that Jill discovered about periods?

by Anonymousreply 2107/14/2013

Indeed, R21.

"The Trouble With Yeast" was the AfterSchool special right after "Sissy's Pizza Bread."

by Anonymousreply 2207/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 2307/15/2013

Have y'all seen the commercial for the odor wet wipes. It starts off in the same way, basically, "not all wipes are the same and keep you fresh. You have to wonder what kind of rancid cooters these women are walking around with.

Every woman I've ever spoken with says that the vagina is a self cleaning organ.

by Anonymousreply 2407/15/2013
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