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Driving through Pennsylvania

3 grown up urinals, one on the extreme right for little kids.

Man with kid, kid finishes.

"Go out to Mommy". He exits.

Man turns slightly away from me and it is clear he is jerking off.

1 minute later as I am zipping up, he stands back and moans shooting forward a big mass of cum.

Of course I watch.

As he is putting it away he turns to me and says..."sorry, I just needed to."

What was he apologizing for?

It was hot.

by Anonymousreply 3207/14/2013

Turnpike mile marker?

by Anonymousreply 107/12/2013

I don't know...I was using a GPS.

It was early in the morning right after I left Ohio.

by Anonymousreply 207/12/2013

Mommy must not look so good after travelling.

by Anonymousreply 307/12/2013

...or they shared a room with the kids; no privacy.

He was not looking for an audience. I just happened to be there to appreciate.

by Anonymousreply 407/12/2013

2/10, at least you were brief.

by Anonymousreply 507/12/2013

R5 do you have no life?

Do you ever get out?

Men jerk off.

I camp a lot (not gay camps) and I have seen all kinds of things at campgrounds. Some toilets have no door and guys have a seat and go at it if they think they are not being stared at.

Shower late at night certainly....I have come across many men rubbing one out and quickly finishing.

When you gotta spunk, you gotta spunk.

by Anonymousreply 607/12/2013

You're a liar and trolling for pedos.

by Anonymousreply 707/12/2013

Or R3, mommy looks DAMN good.

by Anonymousreply 807/12/2013

I am confused. R7 and R5 are the same person....well I guess he would know what he is thinking.

by Anonymousreply 907/12/2013

He is calling himself out for the psycho he is...

Can we get back to Public jerking off.

I hear tell that Port Authority and Grand Central used to be JO center til the dividers went up at the urinals.

by Anonymousreply 1007/12/2013

A man once peed on my shoe at the urinals in Buffalo.

I wasn't turned on.

by Anonymousreply 1107/12/2013

Still, I'd go in one of the stalls.

by Anonymousreply 1207/12/2013

No guy would just jack off at the urinals like that, especially when another guy is there. He'd go into a stall.

by Anonymousreply 1307/12/2013

I am more offended when they fart next to me. Beat off all you want.

by Anonymousreply 1407/12/2013

Tea rooms are all the rage

by Anonymousreply 1507/12/2013

Seriously why do guys think it is ok to fart at the urinal?!?! Gross.

by Anonymousreply 1607/12/2013

this happens at my work all the time - usually older well dressed men walk in, saddle up to the urinal and rip loud clapping fart and stand there as if nothing happened. I mean jesus am I supposed to pretend you did not just soil your pants and foul our air space? god I would welcome a guy going all fists of fury next to me over that. I go from a nice piss to rushing so I don't have to catch a whiff of that thing your just birthed.

While I am on the subject, I work with a lot of indian men. There are three urinals and everyone knows the code - if you are the only one take the left or right, next one in the one farthest away from they guy peeing. If you are third and there is a free bathroom stall you piss in there. Only when all three shitters are full do you take the urinal next to another man...except Indian men. I can be in there all by myself and every fucking time they will take the one right next to me....LEARN THE RULES MAN....

by Anonymousreply 1707/12/2013

OP's urinal friend probably has a frigid wife.

by Anonymousreply 1807/12/2013

This is pretty common. Its already out and in your hand so you do it.

by Anonymousreply 1907/12/2013

Lots of horny truckers at the cheap motels in Breezewood OP.

by Anonymousreply 2007/12/2013

Men are pigs controlled by biology.

by Anonymousreply 2107/12/2013

OP, he turned AWAY from you to jerk off at the urinal ?

You ugly, gurrrrrrrl !

by Anonymousreply 2207/12/2013


I doubt it was a commentary on me, he was not an exhibitionist on purpose. He just needed to pop one.

It was involuntary when he stood back a bit and spewed, which is what made it hot.

His apology made it even more clear he was not there for an audience, he thought he may have offended me.

by Anonymousreply 2307/13/2013

r17, unclench, Mary. It's a fucking restroom.

by Anonymousreply 2407/13/2013

Different cultures have different rules.

In Australia there are a lot of trough urinals. Many men would stand right next to me and start a conversation. Pissing is seen as convivial, and not shame based.

by Anonymousreply 2507/13/2013

Tell Momma more details, OP! My mussy is already moister with man-dew than a meadow on a May morning!!!

by Anonymousreply 2607/13/2013

Fart? I shit in the urinal.

by Anonymousreply 2707/13/2013

Where am I supposed to fart? In public? I think not!

by Anonymousreply 2807/13/2013

Men are disgusting. Urinating in the open next to each other.

This is why they try to keep women out of power - they know we'd put an end to this.

by Anonymousreply 2907/13/2013

Get over it R29

by Anonymousreply 3007/13/2013

Sometimes you gotta bust a nut.

I've seen guys do it at work.

by Anonymousreply 3107/14/2013

You should fart in your office or cube like normal people. It is called the left cheek sneak.

by Anonymousreply 3207/14/2013
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