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What is the biggest dick you have ever seen in prison?

Mine was cell block leader - he was fug with a killer body but never showed his cock. once he Started forcing me and he gets hard and holy shit. No like 11"x9" giant head leaking pre cum like a faucet, it was Criminal! I could not get it in my mouth and no way was it going anywhere else. Little did I know that I wasn't calling the shots at that point. We did it and I licked him till he came...I mean....it was freakishly big.

by not the prison bitchreply 3107/13/2013

Too big is never possible

by not the prison bitchreply 107/11/2013

You haven't seen mine.

by not the prison bitchreply 207/11/2013

Aqua Net can size - length and girth. I know, horrible reference, but I saw this panis in 1990 or so, when I used Aqua Net! I saw other penises that came close, one in length and the other in girth, but the first penis belongs to Ahku alone.

Did not have sex with the first one, but we tried. Too big for me. Did have sex with the other two.

These days, see only a bit above average and that's it.

by not the prison bitchreply 307/11/2013

Pathetic nelly fantasies from a pathetic lonely gay boy who has no friends and wants attention. Go slip into a morass of acid mud.

by not the prison bitchreply 407/11/2013

Soaking wet and sluicing as I type.

by not the prison bitchreply 507/11/2013

Momma? Is that you? Oh Momma!--Where you been? We been missing you!

by not the prison bitchreply 607/11/2013

This site has gotten better since they started letting the Internet into prison.

by not the prison bitchreply 707/11/2013

My cell mate while doing 30 days in county was a beautiful black man, accused of murder. Not there but two hours and he is hauling out his dick for me to suck.BIG

by not the prison bitchreply 807/12/2013

Cocks in prison bump!!!!

by not the prison bitchreply 907/12/2013

The man who had the biggest dick I ever experienced actually did go to jail for tax evasion, and I'm sure his was the biggest dick there, too. But I hadn't seen him in years when this happened.

by not the prison bitchreply 1007/12/2013

suck them

by not the prison bitchreply 1107/12/2013

her name was Shirley, and it rocked my world.

It was a [italic]good[/italic] thing.

by not the prison bitchreply 1207/12/2013

The biggest dick in prison would be OJ Simpson.

by not the prison bitchreply 1307/12/2013

Didn't we already have a thread about this very topic with the exact same title?

by not the prison bitchreply 1407/12/2013

not really

by not the prison bitchreply 1507/12/2013

Oooooh, I missed the prison part! Mah bad.

by not the prison bitchreply 1607/12/2013

R16 deserves a prison raping

by not the prison bitchreply 1707/12/2013

There are a lot of brain-damaged teenagers on DL these days. They haven't had sex yet. You can tell.

by not the prison bitchreply 1807/12/2013

R31?

by not the prison bitchreply 1907/12/2013

You're mom's.

by not the prison bitchreply 2007/12/2013

Martha Stewart's.

by not the prison bitchreply 2107/12/2013

that's HAWT

by not the prison bitchreply 2207/12/2013

This is a wonderfully appropriate question for George Zimmerman!

by not the prison bitchreply 2307/12/2013

I hope he's ready

by not the prison bitchreply 2407/12/2013

R4 is a pencil dick.

by not the prison bitchreply 2507/12/2013

Sure thing OP.

by not the prison bitchreply 2607/12/2013

He was black of course, probably about 11 inches. He wanted to put it in my skinny white ass, I refused. He settled for me sucking him off everyday. He still wanted ass and once a week he came back from breakfast and a guard would have taken him to the nurses station to get a paper cup of vaseline. I was scared until the guard let him into the drag queen's cell at the end of the row and locked him in. You soon heard that bitch screaming for mercy as he fucked her down. Many of the guys went and took looks at the fuck down. Then the guards let him out of her cell and things returned to normal. I got a day off from sucking him off.

by not the prison bitchreply 2707/12/2013

R27's has a ring of truth.

by not the prison bitchreply 2807/12/2013

"Make that TWO cartons."

by not the prison bitchreply 2907/12/2013

Big Louie was what they called him but he was as short as Tom Cruise without lifts. I asked him why he was called Big Louie and he replied, "You'll find out tonight!"

by not the prison bitchreply 3007/13/2013

hard to imagine, hard to accommodate

by not the prison bitchreply 3107/13/2013
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