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Do you wear them?

I'm baffled by the different kinds and styles. I wish pants were simpler to order, especially over the Internet.

by Anonymousreply 2708/01/2014

I had a pair, but they bit my balls and tickled my taint whenever I wore them.

Plus they shat all over the floor and ate all my oreos.

by Anonymousreply 107/11/2013

They were thought to be "pygmy chimps," but are now known to be a distinct species.

They are renowned for their non-violent social structure, and resolve their conflicts with sexual intercourse.

They invented pan-sexuality, and the females are usually on top. And on bottom. And in the middle.

If it feels good, OP, do it!

by Anonymousreply 207/11/2013

Why not try the cat fur underpants you sick bastard.

by Anonymousreply 307/11/2013

WEAR 'em???? I can't even stand to LOOK at 'em!

by Anonymousreply 407/13/2013

I love this thread so much I think I'll fuck it.

by Anonymousreply 507/13/2013

I love D2 Dockers. great fit and feel.

by Anonymousreply 607/13/2013

364 days a year, this place is about you. How beautiful you are, how wonderful, how perfect. Can't someone else have ONE FUCKING DAY?

by Anonymousreply 707/13/2013

Dockers = "Dorkers"

by Anonymousreply 807/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 907/21/2013

They only go to size 40.

by Anonymousreply 1007/21/2013

[quote]Do you wear them?

Aren't they better on a Triscuit?

by Anonymousreply 1107/21/2013

they are not that great

by Anonymousreply 1207/19/2014

Those things are hideous!

by Anonymousreply 1307/19/2014

Bonobos -- are those the monkeys with the Technicolor butts?

by Anonymousreply 1407/19/2014

Wear them? I always like to pop a few in my mouth while watching Rafalca pull the the sled uphill at our winter homes.

by Anonymousreply 1507/19/2014

so what do non khaki wearers wear?

by Anonymousreply 1607/19/2014


by Anonymousreply 1707/19/2014

They look like they were made in North Korea by starving, chained children.

by Anonymousreply 1807/19/2014

I have no idea what these are, but no way in hell would I ever wear something called a bonobo.

by Anonymousreply 1907/19/2014

They give off a palpable negative energy, these pants.

by Anonymousreply 2007/19/2014

Look at that front clasp! Horrid!

by Anonymousreply 2107/19/2014

Isn't bestiality now illegal in most countries?

by Anonymousreply 2207/19/2014

What dress pants fit best on men?

by Anonymousreply 2307/19/2014

See my vest, see my vest?

Made from real gorilla chest!

by Anonymousreply 2407/19/2014


by Anonymousreply 2507/19/2014

13¢ a pair, landed.

by Anonymousreply 2607/19/2014

They claim that there pants fit best on dudes, but I am not impressed. They don't look that grey. Even Docker's D1 slim fit pants fit better.

by Anonymousreply 2708/01/2014
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