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Best Man Tits in Hollywood: Tit-Off

Which of the top three tits deserve to be number one?

by Anonymousreply 2007/13/2013

Tits Evans:

by Anonymousreply 107/11/2013

Henry Cavtits

by Anonymousreply 207/11/2013

Joe Titsaniello

by Anonymousreply 307/11/2013

[R1] set off a site adviser warning on my screen.

by Anonymousreply 407/11/2013

No problem for me, r4

by Anonymousreply 507/11/2013

I prefer the hairy one, please

by Anonymousreply 607/11/2013

First of all, they can all come jump into bed with me. We'll have a real good time! But the is the DL and, thus, no time for shits and giggles. So let's ANALyze our options:

1. Chris Evans - Near perfect pecs with nice nipple placement. Personally speaking, I'd prefer darker areoles and perhaps slightly larger.

2. Henry Cavill - Again, very near perfection, but perhaps slightly less upper hair on the chest. Extra points because you have armpit hair showing and that makes me feel funny, you know, down there. Also love the treasure trail. Makes me think of a nice hairy, natural bush.

3. Joe Manganiello - He's always been a favorite and love the True Blood gratuitous butt shots but this picture makes me think that the 'roids have an account with him. That disappoints.

Following the House Hunters International model, I'll need to eliminate one of them. Joe, I'm sorry, but he 'roids need to go. That leaves Chris and Henry. Very difficult. Chris is quite my type but Henry has that great British accent. Based on the pictures alone, I'm afraid that the tits, pits and treasure trail will prevail. Sorry, Chris. Henry, come on down!!!

by Anonymousreply 707/11/2013

Joe looks oily. I'll go for Chris.

by Anonymousreply 807/11/2013

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by Anonymousreply 907/11/2013

Cavill is a beauty, but is his chest hair trimmed under his pecs?!?!

by Anonymousreply 1007/11/2013

Cavill is so fuckin hot. Grrrrrrrrr

by Anonymousreply 1107/11/2013

I've never been a big fan of Manganiello, but something about him is doing it for me in that picture at r3.

by Anonymousreply 1207/11/2013

Chris Evans' tits are ready for sucking.

by Anonymousreply 1307/12/2013

Cavil looks better with a clean face

by Anonymousreply 1407/13/2013

I'll have the brown ones please.

by Anonymousreply 1507/13/2013

Some Michael Ealy for breakfast to start the day off right.

by Anonymousreply 1607/13/2013

He's not an actor, but this man's body is amazing!

by Anonymousreply 1707/13/2013

TYRESE! Mercy.

by Anonymousreply 1807/13/2013

What do these black guys have to do with the tit-off?

by Anonymousreply 1907/13/2013

None of the ones shown, including R15-R18's peevish trolling. Although Ealy comes close to appearing natural and human at the same time.

Evans always looks like he has pumped immediately before a scene, and that they will deflate immediately after (as he snorts a line and reaches for more "tit booster".

Cavill looks like he's been using the same program as Jackman - there's something machine-made and disproportioned in how the tits go with the rest of the torso.

Similar with "Manganiello," there's something both effete and brutish in the effect - a tech. job that left out the midsection, which looks like it's pulled from another body.

by Anonymousreply 2007/13/2013
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