They were so boring
Are the Jersey Shore people over?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/07/2013|
Yes, I don't even hear about any of them anymore.
Oh, except a recent random story on TMZ about Pauly D. not liking to look at guys' asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/10/2013|
Haven't the Paulie-Geek and J-Cow and Spookie spinoff's flopped?
I'd like to see the Situation in the WWE. I think he has major wrestler potential.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/10/2013|
Only two responses? Yup, they're over.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/26/2013|
Yep, they're over.
Mike spends his days now on Twitter trying to get his followers to buy stupid shit from his online store.
It'll be interesting what they'll do when their JS money runs out and they have to go back into the real world again.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/26/2013|
We're stronger than the storm!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/26/2013|
Apparently the new season of Snooki and JWow's reality show is coming soon. Those 2 still have a few minutes of fame left, sadly.
Pauly D is not as famous now but he's doing really well as a DJ.
The others are banished into oblivion though.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/26/2013|
They have nothing to offer except skankiness.
Sookie was the only one with star quality, and even she's over now because she has no talent or beauty.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/26/2013|
Whats up bros, yeah, we all moved on. We knew from the start that it would not last forever so by the 3rd season we made sure we had contracts in the millions of dollars. Were doing fine, thanks for asking.
We also could feel the negativity, especially when we got booted out of a club in Italy. Those Italians are so up tight. They dont understand Americans eat pizza with our hand and bastardize their language into an Italian form of Ebonics. We don't need their stinking history, culture, creativity, or class, we are from Jersey. Whatever bro, we decided to get out before we look bad.
Snook's was prego so she needed a little more money. She deiced to work the full 15 minutes so her little meatball could get a decent Jersey education.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/26/2013|
I would hope that some of them had the brains to invest some of that MTV $$$.
SnOOkie keeps trying to make herself relevant. I can't see the spinoff with J-wow (?) lasting much longer.
Mike would make a good escort as long as he keeps doing situps. But that face. Oy.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/28/2013|
[quote]Apparently the new season of Snooki and JWow's reality show is coming soon. Those 2 still have a few minutes of fame left, sadly.
They were supposed to film on Pelican Island - I think they were going to rent a house - but the residents fought back so now that's not happening.
I think most of the shore towns wish they would have blown away with Sandy.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/28/2013|
Pauly D is making big bucks as a casino night club dj (they are the new thing for vegas/atlantic city).
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/28/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/28/2013|
Pauly D was very smart when JS hit. He wouldn't take money for "hosting" parties, only DJing. He's a very expensive and sought after DJ. I think he did Britney's last tour or something.
Snooki and J Woww still have that mtv show that nobody really watches, but both are loaded.
Vinny and his big dick have a show on mtv but I don't see it lasting. He wants to do celebrity interviews (the last refuge of the talentless) so I'm sure they'll keep him around in some capacity.
The only ones who are really and truly over are Ron and Sam and the Situation. Rumor has it he's broke ( which I believe). I expect that Ron and Sam will return to regular life at some point with a lot of money, probably pop out some kids and move on.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/28/2013|
You forgot Deena.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/28/2013|
Snooki & JWow were recently denied permission to film on Pelician Island at the Jersey Shore. Thankfully, these places don't need the MTV $ anymore thanks to Hurricane Sandy. Good riddance to these New Yorkers, take your shit back to Staten Island where you belong.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/28/2013|
Pauly D with a decent hairstyle:
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/29/2013|
What Angelina has been up to: being desperate.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/29/2013|
Pauly D is the oldest of them, I think he was almost 30 when the show started. He totally used the show to boost his DJing career as was mentioned up thread. He also is a pretty good guy.
Vinny is also pretty smart, he will probably end up starting a business with the money he got from the show.
The rest of them were just along for the ride.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/29/2013|
Why was the show so popular. I thought people just wanted to laugh at them?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/29/2013|
Wasn't one of them on Today this morning...oh, never mind...
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/29/2013|
I heard somewhere that [bold]Snookie[/bold] was still trying. You know, how Paris Hilton is trying.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/29/2013|
As the cognoscenti know, Snooky is ¼ alpaca.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/29/2013|
The Situation and Mike both got involved with the WWE but neither went far. Rumor has it The Situation was being trained for wrestling but couldn't cut it.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/31/2013|
Angelina also tried wrestling for a minute. She couldn't get into the WWE so went into the 2nd biggest federation, TNA but didn't last long.
Pauly D and Snooki are the big winners. JWOW is next as she has product lines I think.
Vinny is trying to stay on tv.
The others are kinda fucked.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/31/2013|
Well, they made a bundle, so they're set for life--or at least for a while.
It's profitable being douchebags and sleazy skanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/31/2013|
I'm surprised Vinny was the one chosen to host his own MTV show. I always thought he was one of the background characters that no one noticed.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/01/2013|
Pauly Shore's MTV show totally bombed. They tried to make his friends all stars but no one cared.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/01/2013|
Vinny's show bombed too.
Snoooki & Jwow's show actually pulls decent ratings, considering most of MTV shows have been falling hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/01/2013|
Vinny has a big dick? How do you know that, r14??? He is the best looking of this sorry bunch but that may be a hollow victory.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/01/2013|
r31, it was discussed a lot on JS, especially by Snooki who tried to stuff it in.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/01/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/01/2013|
When Snooki and Vinny first hooked up Snooki said it was like trying to fit a watermelon in a keyhole.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/03/2013|
If The Situation does go into pro wrestling he should be masked. All he's got is the bod. The face is, well, not pretty.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/07/2013|
According to Forbes, Pauly D made $13 million last year DJing.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/07/2013|