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James Franco to be roasted!!!

Submit your "he's not gay jokes" now!!

by Anonymousreply 3708/08/2013

Spit Roasted maybe?

by Anonymousreply 107/10/2013

Can they make it a spitroast?

by Anonymousreply 207/10/2013

r1 and r2 sure think alike.

by Anonymousreply 307/10/2013

He really is trying to ruin his career, isn't he? Only washed up has-beens agree to be roasted.

And let me guess: Lisa Piganelli will be there making her tired homophobic jokes since she can't get work anywhere else except on shitty shows like "Celebrity Apprentice".

by Anonymousreply 407/10/2013

Will Henry Cavill be there, throwing shade??

by Anonymousreply 507/10/2013

I hope he gets a royal ass fucking

by Anonymousreply 607/10/2013

I hope they bring up his Candy Mag photoshoot! Homegurl looked WAY too comfy doing that.

by Anonymousreply 707/10/2013

[quote]Will Henry Cavill be there, throwing shade??

HC trying to "throw shade" would probably flop even worse than when The Situation from "Jersey Shore" tried to do a roast.

by Anonymousreply 807/10/2013

It might not be r8, if he's as big of a queen as DL is trying to make him out to be

by Anonymousreply 907/10/2013

It will be the same comedians as usual with Gilbert Gottfried at the end. These shows suck. Each comedian gets like 5 minutes and then they have 10 minutes of commercials. Check out this Gottfried roast of Roseanne.

by Anonymousreply 1007/10/2013

R10 I agree - it's always the same damn unfunny "comedians" at these roasts (Gottfried, Lampanelli, etc).

by Anonymousreply 1107/10/2013

Hasn't anyone shot Lisa Lampanelli dead in the street yet?

by Anonymousreply 1207/10/2013

Jake Gyllenhaal is laughing somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 1307/10/2013

Ya know, I like Lisa Lampinelli, but how does she get away with the shit she says????

She's basically channelling Andrew Dice Clay! I wonder if he has an opinion about her schtick?

by Anonymousreply 1407/10/2013

R14, the difference between Lampinelli and Clay is that she's crazy for black cock even as she nails black culture.

by Anonymousreply 1507/10/2013

R15 That whole "crazy for black cock" shtick was bullshit. I've never seen one pic of her with a black boyfriend, and if she was so crazy for it, why did she marry a white guy? That whole shtick was just so she could get away with all the shit she says about blacks. Same with her "I love the gays!" bullshit - only says that so dumb gays will let her say disgusting things about them in her "jokes".

It's amazing how dumb gays will let a woman say homophobic shit, but when a male comedian makes homophobic jokes, gays will jump all over them immediately.

by Anonymousreply 1607/10/2013

Franco will find a way to turn the whole show into some pretentious performance art piece, then grouse about how misunderstood he is.

by Anonymousreply 1707/10/2013

R4 Trying? I feel like he pretty much already has ruined it. No one takes him seriously anymore, and you'd have to go back pretty far to a time when people did.

by Anonymousreply 1807/10/2013

He is sort of tefelony....He's already had a big box office hit and an acclaimed indie film performance this matter what he does he keeps coming back.

by Anonymousreply 1907/10/2013

I've never really paid attention to him, but I heard him on Howard Stern and I thought he was great. Very straight-forward and pretty funny.

Why exactly does he get such a bad rep?

by Anonymousreply 2007/10/2013

The Oscars made it cool to hate him. Most of the negativity he receives is orchestrated by AnnE. The woman is a deep well of hatred, bile, and negativity.

by Anonymousreply 2107/10/2013

Remember when he was caught sleeping in one of his Columbia classes? That probably won't make the cut.

He has ten movies that either have come out this year or are scheduled to come out this year. Jesus. He's in a lot of things that didn't get much attention also. If this is what he's doing, I wonder what he's turned down.

by Anonymousreply 2207/10/2013

The thought of AnnE pulling shady Hollywood shenanigans and orchestrating the ruin of celebs actually kind of makes me like her.

by Anonymousreply 2307/10/2013

I know people like thinking of Hathaway as a lily-white bitch, but she just seems like a huge dork to me.

by Anonymousreply 2407/10/2013

I don't think he has connected with the public like past roastees. I think a lot of people will say "Why is he being roasted?" The roast of Pam Anderson was the best, imo, followed by Charlie Sheen, Bob Saget and David Hasselhoff. I think Heather Locklear, Michael J. Fox, or Brett Michaels would be good roastees.

by Anonymousreply 2507/10/2013

Hmm wasn't he roasted like two years ago? I guess he liked it enough to come back a second time.

by Anonymousreply 2607/10/2013

He'll be the open flame.

by Anonymousreply 2707/10/2013

Back in the olden days, they roasted big stars. Franco still hasn't reached the "big" star level.

by Anonymousreply 2807/14/2013

[quote]Will Henry Cavill be there, throwing shade??

Gurl can definitely throw shade:

by Anonymousreply 2907/15/2013

R22, don't act like that hasn't happened to lots of us.

by Anonymousreply 3007/16/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3107/16/2013

Cavill's A- list right now. "Superman" is here to stay for a bit.

by Anonymousreply 3207/16/2013

[quote]Most of the negativity he receives is orchestrated by AnnE. The woman is a deep well of hatred, bile, and negativity.

OTOH, OP R21 seems to be an expert at negativity.

by Anonymousreply 3307/16/2013

This was the most stupid thing for him to agree to. Only washed up has-beens agree to be roasted these days. No A-lister today would ever be caught dead at one of those trashy Comedy Central roasts.

It's like he's trying to ruin his career.

by Anonymousreply 3408/06/2013

Yeah, someone said that already, R34.

by Anonymousreply 3508/06/2013

r28 Back in THE day, you had to be at least 75yo, or they never would've even considered roasting you.

by Anonymousreply 3608/06/2013

But he's been over for a while, r34.

by Anonymousreply 3708/08/2013
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