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Smell like a Crawley: 'Downton Abbey' beauty products coming soon

A line of soaps, makeup and other beauty products related to the British period drama will go on sale in Oct. as part of a 10-piece collection sold by British retailer Marks and Spencer.

I want to smell (like) Tom, the homosexual, first footman, later Lord Grantham's valet, then underbutler.

by Anonymousreply 807/10/2013

Thomas. Excuse me.

by Anonymousreply 107/10/2013

Sell their wares on QVC, and they'll move mounds of it.

by Anonymousreply 207/10/2013

Do they have a facsimile of the bar of soap that caused Lady Grantham's miscarriage?

by Anonymousreply 307/10/2013

Somewhere between lavender and moth balls lies DOWAGER...the new fragrance by Downton Abbey.

by Anonymousreply 407/10/2013

plus the Dan Stephens hair dye and binge diet laxative line!!!!

by Anonymousreply 507/10/2013

QVC host and glamour queen Lisa what's-her-name could do a couple of hours with Lady Mary because Dowager Violet would have nothing to do with American fraus calling in and wanting to talk with her.

by Anonymousreply 607/10/2013

Brad Chuckerman (is that his name?) and gay Thomas could create the essence of SEMEN POWER in a bottle.

by Anonymousreply 707/10/2013

How incredibly tacky.

I bet the stuff that's left will be in discount store bins in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 807/10/2013
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