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Woman with Loaded Gun in Vagina Shoots Herself in Foot

26-year-old Christie Dawn Harris of Oklahoma was sentenced to 25 years for the pistol in the vagina, and also for the crystal meth baggies that were found in her ass. Harris was found sitting in a car with another woman and was deemed suspicious. Seeing drug paraphernalia, she was taken in and searched.

by Anonymousreply 3407/11/2013

Worse things can happen.

by Anonymousreply 107/09/2013

Now that's what I call birth control!


by Anonymousreply 207/09/2013

You think her feet smell? Imagine if she had shot herself in the "up" direction.

by Anonymousreply 307/09/2013

Airline attendant: Ma'am, I believe you will have to check your gun before boarding the plane.

Dumb bitch: No, I'll just put it in my vagina. But thanks.

by Anonymousreply 407/09/2013

Perhaps pregnant women in Texas should tuck a six-shooter in their cunnyflaps if they want to have an abortion. Legislators there don't respect vaginas, but they certainly respect the right to carry a gun anywhere and for any reason.

by Anonymousreply 507/09/2013

What a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 607/10/2013

"That girl has got a gun in her vagina !!"

by Anonymousreply 707/10/2013

That's quite a feet.

by Anonymousreply 807/10/2013

Now that's a power pussy.

by Anonymousreply 907/10/2013

Looking at the heading, I figured OP didn't know how to spell Virginia.

by Anonymousreply 1007/10/2013

I think she was prepared to blow some guy's head off.

by Anonymousreply 1107/10/2013

The minute I saw her name was "Christie Dawn Harris", I knew she was a redneck fool.

by Anonymousreply 1207/10/2013

Wait... this didn't happen in Florida?

by Anonymousreply 1307/10/2013

I just got tired of all these men shooting blanks.

by Anonymousreply 1407/10/2013

Congealed carry?

by Anonymousreply 1507/10/2013

That vagina must have had some very loose lips.

by Anonymousreply 1607/10/2013

Great, now who'll be selling meth at Michfest?

by Anonymousreply 1707/10/2013

I heard that when the found the gun up there she at first claimed it was a water piss-tol.

by Anonymousreply 1807/10/2013

Is that why they call it a "gunt"?

by Anonymousreply 1907/10/2013

"She Bangs! She Bangs!"

by Anonymousreply 2007/10/2013

So that's what a Pussy Riot is, I've been wondering.

by Anonymousreply 2107/10/2013

This happens all the time.

by Anonymousreply 2207/10/2013

They can take away my gun when they pry it from my cold dead snatch.

by Anonymousreply 2307/10/2013

Vagina armada

by Anonymousreply 2407/10/2013

Better than Vagina Dentata, R24. LOL

by Anonymousreply 2507/10/2013

I don't think I washed this one. I think I would have noticed the pistol.

by Anonymousreply 2607/10/2013

How big was the gun?

by Anonymousreply 2707/10/2013

Is that a gun in your labia, or are you just happy to see me?

by Anonymousreply 2807/10/2013

This is why I don't buy used guns. You don't know where they've been.

by Anonymousreply 2907/10/2013

Hi, I have a gun in my pussy and meth in my ass and I come from the beautiful state of Oklahoma!

by Anonymousreply 3007/10/2013

"Did you hear that? Was that a gun or do you think it was just a motorcycle backfiring?"

by Anonymousreply 3107/10/2013

R27 I want to know this as well.

by Anonymousreply 3207/10/2013

Gwen, I believe that's "warshed" her vagina.

This entire thread needs to go up on W&W.

by Anonymousreply 3307/10/2013

So is her boyfriend 'pistol-whipped' or 'pussy-whipped'?

by Anonymousreply 3407/11/2013
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