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I tasted cum

It was my first time. Slightly salty.

That is all.

by Anonymousreply 2609/29/2013

Your own?

by Anonymousreply 107/09/2013

You need to taste a guy's spunk who is in their early 20s. Less salty, slightly sweet, reminds me of creamed corn.

by Anonymousreply 207/09/2013

You are a whore, darlin.

by Anonymousreply 307/09/2013

*rolling eyes hard @ r2*

Flavor/consistency is mostly based on diet.

by Anonymousreply 407/09/2013

[quote] You are a whore, darlin. by: Cristal Conners

Does anyone think this Cristal Conners thing is funny?

by Anonymousreply 507/09/2013

[quote]Flavor/consistency is mostly based on diet.

No, flavor/consistency depends on hotness. If the guy is hot it tastes delicious, if he's not hot it tastes like shit

by Anonymousreply 607/09/2013

"Marcus, get off that devil machine!"

by Anonymousreply 707/09/2013

[quote]Does anyone think this Cristal Conners thing is funny?

No. I don't even get it. Is it an eIdergay thing?

by Anonymousreply 807/09/2013

"I tasted cum"

Linda Tripp's reaction when she repeatedly examined the stained blue dress Monica Lewinsky wore to her Oval Office tryst with Bill Clinton.

by Anonymousreply 907/09/2013

Sounds like an insult hurled by Gordon Ramsay.

by Anonymousreply 1007/09/2013

I think you have to taste a lot more before you give an opinion. One is not a sample.

by Anonymousreply 1107/09/2013

yer a ho darlin'

by Anonymousreply 1207/09/2013

[quote]If the guy is hot it tastes delicious, if he's not hot it tastes like shit

If he's not hot, how would one know how his semen tastes?

by Anonymousreply 1307/09/2013

It all tastes like snot.

by Anonymousreply 1407/09/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 1507/09/2013

R1, not my own. I don't intend to sample that.

by Anonymousreply 1607/09/2013

Was it at your weekly Bukkake Club meeting?

by Anonymousreply 1707/09/2013

[quote]Does anyone think this Cristal Conners thing is funny?

It equals the hilarity of all the Glenny-M posts and everything posted by Helen Lawson for the past ten years.

by Anonymousreply 1807/09/2013

This thread made me think of this super-hot:

by Anonymousreply 1909/29/2013

No one likes the taste of cum. If you do, you'd enjoy drinking Clorox. There's an erotic quality to swallowing cum, which I'm guessing OP didn't do.

by Anonymousreply 2009/29/2013

Cruz is kinda bitter, but Schock has a nice, lingering aftertaste.

Got to say tho, re Cruz, I was second flute after Lindsay.

Love the wee hours during a filibuster.

by Anonymousreply 2109/29/2013

Gee, YOU sound like the slut of all time!

by Anonymousreply 2209/29/2013

Like 7-Up... Never had it, never will.

by Anonymousreply 2309/29/2013

I don't trust anyone so finicky that he's willing to suck down whatever comes out of a strange hose but won't sample from his own faucet.

by Anonymousreply 2409/29/2013

I avoided cum in my mouth for two decades. Then around 2007 I had a crazy 2-year period that I became a cum-junkie. I took so many loads, it was a novelty to me but if felt so sexy. The head of the cock gets so firm and then it explodes, the feeling is like nothing else.

by Anonymousreply 2509/29/2013

and I liked it.

by Anonymousreply 2609/29/2013
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