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WHET Charlotte Church?

Her "talent" was rather laughable in its day as she sounded like a little girl pretending to sing opera; her lack of training was evident.

What happened? Did she scorch her vocal cords?

by Anonymousreply 3507/11/2013

She changed her style of music. The crowd that did like her didn't care for her new music. A new audience never warmed up to her.

by Anonymousreply 107/08/2013

She had a chat show in the UK for a while.

by Anonymousreply 207/08/2013

Well, there were also an illegitimate kid and a slight drug habit....

by Anonymousreply 307/08/2013

She's been replaced by Jackie Evancho, who is just as rotten.

by Anonymousreply 407/08/2013

She also smoked which ruined her vocal chords

by Anonymousreply 507/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 607/08/2013


Who Has Eaten The Charlotte Church?

by Anonymousreply 707/08/2013

She made a shitload of money, so I wouldn't feel sorry for her.

She's quite likeable as a personality. She'll likely always find work in TV.

by Anonymousreply 807/08/2013

Damn it, OP, I had very happily forgotten her!

by Anonymousreply 907/08/2013

R9=Josh Groban, forced to sing with her at the Salt Lake Olympics.

by Anonymousreply 1007/08/2013

I heard she's a sociopath. She fits all the criteria: bedwetting, sadism towards animals, promiscuity, mendacity, et cetera.

by Anonymousreply 1107/08/2013

WHET is a DL meme, essentially. Someone mistakenly transposed the acronym for 'What Ever Happened To' years ago and it stuck. Don't question it, just go with it.

by Anonymousreply 1207/08/2013

You need to think outside the box, r13

by Anonymousreply 1407/08/2013

R13: It's specific to DL, which happens to be the forum where you are currently posting. It's an inside joke that you have been made privy to and now, as a newbie, somehow assume you know better than the folks who've been here for years, and who actually get it. You aren't throwing this party, hon. Unclench. [quote]All awful all should be DUMPED. *snort* Indeed. Take your own advice and move along.

by Anonymousreply 1607/08/2013

She cleans my toilets.

by Anonymousreply 1807/08/2013


I'm going to need you to be more proactive about this issue.

by Anonymousreply 1907/08/2013

[quote]It's an inside joke

You just know that when R16 first heard the word "penis," he repeated it to all the other kiddies in his pre-school over and over and over and over. It was such a funny joke!

by Anonymousreply 2007/08/2013

When asked if she ever sang "regular" she said her voice was a lot like Whitney Houston's ... so she got addicted to crack.

by Anonymousreply 2107/08/2013

This is sublime duet committed to TV posterity courtesy of Charlotte's dearly departed chatshow. RIP.

Who's drunker. You decide.

by Anonymousreply 2207/08/2013

It's strange because she was "hot" very briefly in 2006/2007, and after the chat show flopped, she disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 2307/08/2013

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by Anonymousreply 2407/08/2013

WEHT Charlotte Church.. In Britain no ones gives a fuck about her and are happy to see the back of her chavette pikey ass... as did gavin henson.

by Anonymousreply 2507/08/2013

Her voice was damaged early, probably by a combination of smoking and poor training. Her top notes had gone hoarse and wobbly by the time she was twenty or so, it's probably totally gone by now.

by Anonymousreply 2607/08/2013

The duet between Charlotte Church and Amy Winehouse. Frightening. They're both pretty bad. Charlotte has no soul at all. Amy seems like she's scared out of her mind, and doesn't really hit the melody at all.

by Anonymousreply 2707/08/2013

Good question

by Anonymousreply 2807/08/2013

"chavette pikey ass"

Good name for a punk band.

by Anonymousreply 2907/08/2013

Here she is on Irish tv, a few months ago. New sound, new look..

by Anonymousreply 3007/08/2013

R30 - The new sound will take time to get used to. She's still gorgeous, and it looks like she's trimmed down.

by Anonymousreply 3107/08/2013

Evancho is creepy.

by Anonymousreply 3207/11/2013

r22, I thought Charlotte was desperately trying to keep that song together. She give a WTF look to Amy after she sings her first line.

I miss that show - great car crash TV.

by Anonymousreply 3307/11/2013

She made a spectacle of herself at the South by South West festival

by Anonymousreply 3407/11/2013

Jesus, R22!! Thanks for the clip, but I'm sorry I had to witness Winehouse's sad demise.

by Anonymousreply 3507/11/2013
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