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Katey Cuoco...

is NO Reese Witherspoon!

by Anonymousreply 8211/11/2013

I wouldn't have compared Kaley to Reese.

by Anonymousreply 107/07/2013

How about you start calling her by her real name. Than bitch about her being 'No' Ms. Spoon. Not that anyone ever said she was.

by Anonymousreply 207/07/2013

Reese Witherspoon is NO Melissa Joan Hart!

by Anonymousreply 307/07/2013

Reese Witherspoon is no Reece Witherspoon.

by Anonymousreply 407/07/2013

Reece Witherspoon is NO John Witherspoon!

by Anonymousreply 507/07/2013

She's not even a Rene Zelltailwagger.

by Anonymousreply 607/07/2013

Reese Witherspoon is no Liz Hendrickson either. Liz could give Reese and Kaley good tips on bearding.

by Anonymousreply 707/07/2013

Jonathan Winterspoon shits more funny than Katey Cuoco for breakfast!

by Anonymousreply 807/07/2013

If there's ever a plain girl in Hollywood it's Y&R's Liz Hendrickson. She is the very definition of vanilla in the looks dept.

by Anonymousreply 907/07/2013

Cute pic of Kaley

by Anonymousreply 1007/07/2013

Not implying anything, but Ketey Cocco does have the exact same drunk lips and jowlyness as a young Steven Segal.

by Anonymousreply 1107/07/2013

Kaley Cuoco is a fat, ugly bitch.

by Anonymousreply 1207/07/2013

R11 - Katie Segal is doing very well, R11

I suspect Kaley drinks a bt.

by Anonymousreply 1307/07/2013

[quote]is NO Reese Witherspoon!

She gets to fuck Henry Cavill which is way better.

by Anonymousreply 1407/07/2013

Steven Segal is NO Steven Speilberg!

by Anonymousreply 1507/07/2013

Dream on R14.

by Anonymousreply 1607/07/2013

Kaley does have a thick fatty neck.

by Anonymousreply 1707/07/2013

Katey Coco is no Tori Spelberg

by Anonymousreply 1807/07/2013

Kettie Cuckert wants that Cavill foreskin. Too bad he likes the mens.

by Anonymousreply 1907/07/2013

Tori Spielberg is NO Shannon Dockerty!

by Anonymousreply 2007/07/2013

Kootie Cockerel needs to tend to those dropsy eyes of hers.

by Anonymousreply 2107/07/2013

R17 - She has to watch her weight. She thickens up in the neck, arms, and legs.

by Anonymousreply 2207/07/2013

Has Katey Cuoco seen Michael Arden's nude pics?

by Anonymousreply 2307/07/2013

Nah, kaley is a fag hag. She almost wet herself when her gay bff won that golden globe. I was like wha da fuq, she got all hysterical.

by Anonymousreply 2407/07/2013

Here are the men she has supposedly dated:

by Anonymousreply 2507/07/2013

Kaley got fat.

She looks markedly thinner (and better) in the first few episodes of Big Bang Theory.

She didn't waste any time in helping herself to a good meal...

by Anonymousreply 2607/07/2013

How much is Kreftï Cuntaleks making in this bearding arrangement?

by Anonymousreply 2707/07/2013

She's recently had breast augmentation.

by Anonymousreply 2807/07/2013

Why are you guys so hateful? Kaley is not fat.

But more importantly why hate on her at all? She is supportive gay rights, is gay friendly, and in general pretty benign.

If the general public came to DL, it would set gay rights, and general attitudes about gays back 50 years, which is very sad. The worst of the gay stereotypes are alive and thriving on here, not to mention lots of racism, misogyny, and other disturbing attitudes.

by Anonymousreply 2907/07/2013

R28 - Doubt it.

by Anonymousreply 3007/07/2013

She's cute, young, rich, and takes superman's peen into 3 different holes. You are bitter, jealous queens. Imagine that?!

by Anonymousreply 3107/07/2013

tit job

by Anonymousreply 3207/07/2013

R29, blah blah blah blah blah. blah blah.

If a bunch of pointlessly bitchy queens can help Katey avoid aping Wendi McLendon-Covey's body choices, it's a good thing.

by Anonymousreply 3307/07/2013

R32 - Looks about the same. Any increase in boob could be from weight gain. It's not like Kate Hudson.

by Anonymousreply 3407/07/2013

What do you mean their are both drunks except Reese has been arrested.

by Anonymousreply 3507/07/2013

Being a drunk is NO being a junkie!

by Anonymousreply 3607/07/2013

Is Kaley a drunk?

by Anonymousreply 3707/07/2013

You didn't know Reese got arrested, R35?

Cuoco's not a drunk, that's nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 3807/07/2013

Kale-Y RUINED "Charmed".

by Anonymousreply 3907/07/2013

Anyone who beards is NOT supportive of gay rights.

by Anonymousreply 4007/07/2013

R39 - She did not ruin Charmed. Charmed was long in the tooth and suffering many problems before Kaley came on. The eighth season was a mistake, but it wasn't Kaley's fault.

by Anonymousreply 4107/07/2013

Kreppa Cockley got a boob job?

by Anonymousreply 4207/07/2013

No she didn't. Idiots.

by Anonymousreply 4307/07/2013

What have Kunta Kinte and Cavill been up to recently?

by Anonymousreply 4407/07/2013

Kaley on Ellen.

by Anonymousreply 4507/23/2013

I love Kayley... the first seasons of The Big Bang Theory could not have been easy when she was the only girl on the set, playing against some very funny men. Yet she held her own and thanks to some good writing, made Penny completely endearing.

BTW - she's adorable on the Ellen clip R45 provided.

Datalounge's nastiness toward her is completely unwarranted and personally, i hope the stint with Cavill was not just a bearding situation and she enjoyed his incredible build and well-proportioned peen.

by Anonymousreply 4607/23/2013

R46 Really puts the pathetic in pathetic fangurl.

by Anonymousreply 4707/23/2013

R46 - I like Kaley too. I don't know how much range she has, and she definitively has to work on keeping her weight down, but she has comedic timing and presence.

by Anonymousreply 4807/23/2013

I like the hat, but the shirt doesn't do her any favors.

by Anonymousreply 4907/24/2013

katie couric is on big bang theory?

by Anonymousreply 5007/24/2013

Bump the thread when she's bearding for another gay man r49.

by Anonymousreply 5107/24/2013

Oh for fuck sake. At this point, haven't they been split up longer than they were even together?

The Daily Mail is milking a cow going through menopause with this one, but they obviously know what they're doing when it comes to people reading this shit.

Why aren't they following him around? Start with anywhere serving alcohol.

by Anonymousreply 5207/24/2013

I had no idea who she was until she did that two week bearding stint for Cavill.

Now that he's shaved that particular beard, I can go back to not knowing who she is again.

Balance has been restored.

by Anonymousreply 5307/24/2013

The problem is they keep following her now with headlines relating to him! It's stupid even for the rags.

"Shoe shopping to forget Superman?"

"Coffee for one, Kaley?"

"Sad Kaley moves on from Cavill"

by Anonymousreply 5407/24/2013

None of the are Jeff Guckert

by Anonymousreply 5507/24/2013

Kaley has had very few outside projects since TTBT

by Anonymousreply 5607/24/2013

The Daily Mail is simply fantastic with this bullshit. Apparently, Katey Cacao has lost weight and *clearly* it's stress from losing her 5 minute beard.

[quote]Who needs a (super)man? Kaley Cuoco cuts a slimmer figure at Blue Jasmine premiere following split from Henry Cavill

by Anonymousreply 5707/25/2013

She does look thinner.

by Anonymousreply 5807/25/2013

But to relate her weight loss to him is ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 5907/25/2013

Maybe...some women lose weight after breakups. Lucky them!

by Anonymousreply 6007/25/2013

Who is Ketamine Cuckoo dating now?

by Anonymousreply 6107/25/2013

Breakup? It was two fucking weeks of Lord knows what... doing each others hair?

by Anonymousreply 6207/25/2013

Back on the horse

by Anonymousreply 6307/29/2013

They were together for 5 mins. Do THEY even recall they were "dating" at this point? These rags are funny as hell.

by Anonymousreply 6407/29/2013

Kaley has her own mystery man.

by Anonymousreply 6508/03/2013

The problem now, R53, is that Henry is playing the womanizer card.. he has been seen with various women in cabs after exiting clubs. It seems so staged and fake though. It's like his PR people came up with it.. since Henry has been through two showmances now, and the last showmance blew up, and not in a good way. This is a way for him to re-establish his womanizer rep. The boyfriend tactic didn't work.. so they make it look like he's a free, red blooded man, bedding a new woman every night. I have to say.. it's not a bad idea. He wasn't very convincing as a boyfriend, and I mean.. it works for Harry Styles, so..

by Anonymousreply 6608/03/2013

She sounds tipsy here.

by Anonymousreply 6708/03/2013

She's with Ruan Sweeting now.

by Anonymousreply 6808/05/2013

Who is Kismet Cocker dating now?

by Anonymousreply 6908/05/2013

WTF is that hairstyle?

by Anonymousreply 7008/21/2013

Her eyebrows are jacked.

by Anonymousreply 7108/21/2013

Those trousers are loud!

by Anonymousreply 7209/02/2013

Kremet Cocktot is the best part of "How I Met Your Mother"!

by Anonymousreply 7309/02/2013

Kaley Cuoco is about as interesting as a blank piece of paper. TBBT could get a lot of good stories out of Penny's death if the writers chose to go that route.

by Anonymousreply 7409/02/2013

R73 - wrong show.

by Anonymousreply 7509/02/2013

Screw you, R74.

Now that Amy Farah Fowler character need to fuck right off and die.

Hate her!!!

Creepy and weird.

by Anonymousreply 7609/02/2013

Amy brings a new dimension to the show.

by Anonymousreply 7709/02/2013

Well now we know why she got engaged so quickly after "dating" Superman.

She dun' got herself knocked up!

[quote][Blind Gossip] She is one of the stars of a very popular television series. She has also been the subject of at least one Blind Gossip item this year because she was participating in a PR-generated relationship with another actor.

[quote]Right after they “broke up”, our actress started dating a professional athlete. Five minutes later, they declared that they intended to spend their lives together!

[quote]Huh? What’s the rush? Well, as usual, we know the the definitive answer before everyone else: She is pregnant!

[quote]Yes, that’s right, pregnant! Her friends are telling us that she is right around the twelve-week mark. She is not quite ready to announce, but will instead spend the next few weeks wearing loose-fitting clothing and hoping that you don’t notice (just like Kerry Washington). She will definitely announce before the end of the year.

[quote]Three questions: Is it wise for her to marry someone she hardly knows just because she is pregnant? Will they work her pregnancy into her television show? And who will they say is the TV Daddy?

by Anonymousreply 7811/08/2013

Why is it that this past year they've been trying to make this chick "happen"? Comcast had 3 different stories at the same time about her on their front page today.

by Anonymousreply 7911/08/2013

Interesting R78 - We'll see soon.

by Anonymousreply 8011/08/2013

If this is true, then she got pregnant almost immediately after the Cavill episode ended.

by Anonymousreply 8111/08/2013

She denies it.

by Anonymousreply 8211/11/2013
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