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by Anonymousreply 24907/04/2014

Jessie's boobs rise like the cadence of a Maya Angelou poem.

by Anonymousreply 107/06/2013

Jeremy Bilding

by Anonymousreply 207/06/2013

Chris Hemsworth.

by Anonymousreply 307/06/2013

Jesse! Because of the face above them.

by Anonymousreply 407/06/2013

Cillian Murphy

by Anonymousreply 507/06/2013

Joe Manganiello is sex on a stick.

by Anonymousreply 607/06/2013

Robert Buckley!

by Anonymousreply 707/06/2013

Tits bump

by Anonymousreply 807/06/2013

Nice big tits though.

by Anonymousreply 907/06/2013

Jesse has pec implants. He got them when he was on Passions.

by Anonymousreply 1007/06/2013

Jesse Metcalfe... who is he? Who [italic]was[/italic] he?

by Anonymousreply 1107/06/2013

Victor Mature

by Anonymousreply 1207/06/2013

R3, I correct, CH has the best DELTS, not pecs

by Anonymousreply 1307/06/2013

[quote]sex on a stick

What does that mean, "sex on a stick"? It's one of the dumbest phrases in the English language.

by Anonymousreply 1407/06/2013

Sammy

by Anonymousreply 1507/06/2013

Y&R's Billy Miller

by Anonymousreply 1607/06/2013

To me Chris Hemsworth's body in Thor is the gold standard of the male upper body.

by Anonymousreply 1707/06/2013

General Hospital's Brandon Barash has great tits

by Anonymousreply 1807/06/2013

This Poll Is Useless Without Pics !!

by Anonymousreply 1907/06/2013

Despite what many of you think, Jesse Metcalfe has a great rack

by Anonymousreply 2007/06/2013

Which famous guys have feminine looking tits?

by Anonymousreply 2107/06/2013

R21 What kind of moron even [italic]thinks[/italic] in those terms?

by Anonymousreply 2207/06/2013

R22, I do.

by Anonymousreply 2307/06/2013

R23 Why? Don't you like men?

by Anonymousreply 2407/06/2013

R24, I like men with feminine features. I find that combination interesting and sexy.

by Anonymousreply 2507/06/2013

R21, do you do drag?

by Anonymousreply 2607/06/2013

Whose "tits" do you find "feminine"?

by Anonymousreply 2707/06/2013

No, R26. I find naturally feminine-featured men attractive not those who make themselves look that way. I, myself, am not feminine or a drag.

by Anonymousreply 2807/06/2013

R22, you must be new here. R21 is obsessed with male celebrities that have feminine features.

It could be a thread about old Chevy pick-ups or Republican hypocrisy and they'll find a way to insert their -- who has the most feminine? or why do think they're feminine? or what about them makes them feminine? -- questions.

I've come to admire his/her ingenuity in inserting the question.

Of course, this thread has his/her name written all over it.

by Anonymousreply 2907/06/2013

Thanks, R29. Now I know. I'll ignore "man" and "tits" when they appear next to each other from now on.

by Anonymousreply 3007/06/2013

Ahem

by Anonymousreply 3107/06/2013

I am surprised no clear frontrunner has emerged.

by Anonymousreply 3207/06/2013

Up for my feminine features obsession.

by Anonymousreply 3307/07/2013

I like a troll who owns his trollhood, R33.

by Anonymousreply 3407/07/2013

Thank you, R34.

by Anonymousreply 3507/07/2013

Two of the only things Chris Evens will be famous for: Tits, bad dye jobs, and body waxing.

Hopefully future generations will not remember the horrible horrible body waxing.

by Anonymousreply 3607/07/2013

Who is Write-In? I don't think I've seen anything he's done.

by Anonymousreply 3707/07/2013

This thread needs more pictures.

DL fave Matt Bomer has a nice rack.

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by Anonymousreply 4007/07/2013

I'm with R40. Tits are on chicks.

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by Anonymousreply 4307/07/2013

Gotta love Mickey. The man has always had some serious swag.

by Anonymousreply 4407/07/2013

Simon Cowell needs a bro/mansiere.

by Anonymousreply 4507/07/2013

I'd like to nominate Jon Favreau. I've never seen a creamier, more luscious and titty-fuckable pair of tits on a man. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 4607/07/2013

I think Jesse Metcalfe has bigger boobs than most women I encounter.

by Anonymousreply 4707/07/2013

Jesse set the standard for man tits.

by Anonymousreply 4807/07/2013

Jared Padalecki

by Anonymousreply 4907/07/2013

R48 Yes very true.

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by Anonymousreply 5107/07/2013

Happy to see Sam Trammell represented on here. Also, Eddie McClintock has a nice pair of big naturals.

by Anonymousreply 5207/07/2013

James Purefoy

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by Anonymousreply 5407/07/2013

[quote]Two of the only things Chris Evens will be famous for: Tits, bad dye jobs, and body waxing.

He doesn't wax his body. Only for Captain America, but he normall keeps his chest hairy.

by Anonymousreply 5507/08/2013

JP's

by Anonymousreply 5607/08/2013

Sal Mineo's were quite beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 5707/08/2013

Sal was at least an A cup. Not nearly voluptuous enough.

by Anonymousreply 5807/08/2013

Lou Ferrigno had great pecs

by Anonymousreply 5907/08/2013

Arnold Schwarzenegger had some of the greatest pecs to grace the silver screen.

by Anonymousreply 6007/08/2013

Sal Mineo?

ELDER-GAY FAIL

by Anonymousreply 6107/08/2013

lovin these tits~!

by Anonymousreply 6207/08/2013

The Green Arrow guy.

by Anonymousreply 6307/08/2013

The Green Arrow guy's cousin - Robbie Amell

by Anonymousreply 6407/08/2013

Robbie Amell has INCREDIBLE tits. I wish I remembered him when I made the poll.

They look like they're following you around the room.

by Anonymousreply 6507/08/2013

Dave Franco and his starter tits

by Anonymousreply 6607/08/2013

Great photo of Dave Franco's titplay r66.

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by Anonymousreply 7207/08/2013

He used to, r20, until he got the wrong size implant.

by Anonymousreply 7307/08/2013

Btw thank you OP for including Mehcad Brooks. His body is incredible and he hardly gets the recognition he deserves for it.

by Anonymousreply 7407/08/2013

So, are Damon's and Lachey's tits womanly? Anything else womanly about their bodies?

by Anonymousreply 7507/08/2013

No, R75, there's nothing womanly about them, however both have gay ankles just like Heath Ledger.

by Anonymousreply 7607/08/2013

r75

Their pussies stink.

by Anonymousreply 7707/08/2013

I just licked the screen. r74

by Anonymousreply 7807/08/2013

I am surprised Kellan has not been very competitive, I thought his tits were big with the folks here.

by Anonymousreply 7907/08/2013

Chad Michael Murray.

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by Anonymousreply 8107/08/2013

I like guy with an average, or small pecs. To me it gives a certain elegance. The trend is that as we age, the pec in some ways inflates, looking like a dove's chest. I don't like that.

Big muscled chest usually looks better on young guys because of tone's consistency, but the flatter is the chest, the better is for aging, I think.

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by Anonymousreply 8307/08/2013

Pick of the pecs? Puke!

Plush pussy pillows preferred!

by Anonymousreply 8407/08/2013

Hemsworth is unreal

by Anonymousreply 8507/08/2013

No R81, Kellan has tits.

by Anonymousreply 8607/08/2013

My rack looks like Vin Diesels @ r83. If I eat too much they look like tits and if I watch what I eat they look like pecs. I know Im fucked when I get older and they start to sag

by Anonymousreply 8707/08/2013

What's the difference when people on this thread refer to "pecs" versus "tits"?

by Anonymousreply 8907/08/2013

lol r88 you're mean!

by Anonymousreply 9007/08/2013

"Tits" includes an assessment of the nipples and areolae, R89.

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by Anonymousreply 9207/08/2013

Tits are more three-dimensional than pecs.

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by Anonymousreply 9607/08/2013

To rephrase--pecs have to reach a certain size and prominence before there can be considered tits. Also, moobs are always tits.

by Anonymousreply 9707/08/2013

But are all tits moobs?

by Anonymousreply 9807/08/2013

R95, Zac Efron has everything. Including me, if he wants me.

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by Anonymousreply 10007/08/2013

R100, that's one of the best Kellan Lutz pics I've seen. Usually, I can't see what people see in him, but your pic makes that perfectly clear.

by Anonymousreply 10107/08/2013

Sgt. Hatred

by Anonymousreply 10207/08/2013

I'm not going to argue with a person who is clearly so blind as to not see that Kellan has tits.

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by Anonymousreply 10507/08/2013

You know there are plenty of photos of Henry's tits where they are actually visible, R105.

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by Anonymousreply 10707/08/2013

Any why isn't Janet Jackson among the poll options?

by Anonymousreply 10807/08/2013

Henry is hot as hell in those pics. The sweater really did a lot for him, accentuating his ample bosom!

by Anonymousreply 10907/08/2013

stephen amell

by Anonymousreply 11007/08/2013

Glenn Close.

by Anonymousreply 11107/08/2013

[quote]Glenn Close.

That's soooooooo funny. You really have a wicked sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 11207/08/2013

I can't believe more DLers voted for Nomi Malone than for the black guy.

Wait a minute, yes I can.

by Anonymousreply 11307/08/2013

When the implants were newer; all waxed and polished.

by Anonymousreply 11407/08/2013

That's because she's dazzling, she's exciting, and she's very, very sexy

by Anonymousreply 11507/08/2013

R114 Once you've had implants implanted, is it difficult to replace them with ones that are a smaller/better size?

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by Anonymousreply 11707/08/2013

Don't men get tits from pot smoking?

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by Anonymousreply 12007/08/2013

Is that actually Chad Michael Murray in the upper left of the pic at R80 with the Hitler Youth haircut? It doesn't look like him.

by Anonymousreply 12107/08/2013

Anyone else want to point out that the freak at r119/r120 responded to himself?

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by Anonymousreply 12307/09/2013

How pathetic that a drawing can't have better tits than all the men in OP's poll.

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by Anonymousreply 12507/09/2013

There seems to be a few pounds difference between Kellan at R100 and Kellan at R104. There's more beef on him at 104.

by Anonymousreply 12607/09/2013

Here are some new photos of Jesse and his hairy tits.

by Anonymousreply 12707/10/2013

He's beautiful, R127. The tattoos aren't.

by Anonymousreply 12807/10/2013

"Beef," R126, or tallow?

by Anonymousreply 12907/10/2013

Jesse Metcalfe: tits and tats

by Anonymousreply 13007/10/2013

Jesse actually looks like Tyler Hoechlin in those new pics. Tyler also has an incredible set of tits and I wish I had included him in the poll.

by Anonymousreply 13107/10/2013

I'll bet Jesse says a little prayer every day in gratitude that he no longer has to work with "Theresita."

by Anonymousreply 13207/10/2013

Chris Evans.

by Anonymousreply 13307/10/2013

Who has jerked off to this picture? None of you? Riiiiight.

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by Anonymousreply 13507/10/2013

Manganiello, by far... :o

by Anonymousreply 13607/10/2013

Gymnast Louis Smith's rack:

by Anonymousreply 13707/10/2013

they dance too!

by Anonymousreply 13807/10/2013

Ugh, R138. With that face, who's going to click?

by Anonymousreply 13907/10/2013

"Best Man Tits in Hollywood", r137 ...

by Anonymousreply 14007/10/2013

Do Bollywood tits count?

by Anonymousreply 14107/10/2013

No, Bollywood tits do not count.

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by Anonymousreply 14307/11/2013

[quote]Best Man Tits

Isn't that an oxymoron?

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by Anonymousreply 14507/11/2013

I don't know, R145, but you're right. His tits are perfect!

by Anonymousreply 14607/11/2013

I'd like to be sandwiched between Kellan Lutz and Zac Efron.

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by Anonymousreply 15007/13/2013

Henry and Chris in the lead

by Anonymousreply 15107/13/2013

Kellan Lutz on the right.

by Anonymousreply 15207/13/2013

I still say Favreau has got the creamiest, most bulbous set of tits

by Anonymousreply 15307/13/2013

Bea Arthur

by Anonymousreply 15407/13/2013

He's not Hollywood and the pic is very much photoshopped, but Jeff Timmons (formerly of the boy band 98 Degrees) has a nice set of tits in this photo.

by Anonymousreply 15507/14/2013

Laura Prepon

by Anonymousreply 15607/14/2013

It's no illusion, Jeff Timmons always had a great rack. It's perfectly sculpted and round.

by Anonymousreply 15707/14/2013

I read that Austin Peck was the first soap actor to get pec implants. Maybe he was the inspiration for Jesse Metcalfe to go for it, too.

by Anonymousreply 15807/14/2013

Damn Jesse Metcalfe is fine as hell.

by Anonymousreply 15907/14/2013

[quote]I read that Austin Peck was the first soap actor to get pec implants.

I always thought that his pecs were a little too...round...or something.

by Anonymousreply 16007/14/2013

"Men with feminine-looking breasts suffer humiliation and are the butt of jokes wherever they go. Gynecomastia refers to the condition where men develop feminine, large breasts. It affects as much as 30% of men and even the medical term, Gynecomastia, has been derived from the Greek words for ‘woman-like breasts'. Its symptoms sometimes include milk-secretion. While not harmful to the person suffering from it, it is a permanent embarrassment and can create social and psychological awkwardness in them."

by Anonymousreply 16107/14/2013

Grey Poupon

by Anonymousreply 16207/15/2013

If you sucked hard enough, I'm sure you could draw milk from some of these guys.

by Anonymousreply 16307/16/2013

It looks like Kellan pumped his pecs and had his nipples fluffed, too.

by Anonymousreply 16407/19/2013

Kellan Lutz.

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by Anonymousreply 16707/21/2013

Are these pics of Jesse old? He looks like his tits are smaller now.

by Anonymousreply 16807/21/2013

Those are recent pics, R168.

by Anonymousreply 16907/21/2013

I think Jesse had his implants reduced.

by Anonymousreply 17007/24/2013

David Gregory has great pecs!!!

by Anonymousreply 17107/24/2013

R171, who is the other guy in the video?

by Anonymousreply 17207/24/2013

Scott Evans and Brett Claywell

by Anonymousreply 17307/24/2013

Ashton from Sean Cody - Woof!

by Anonymousreply 17407/26/2013

They're still big, R170.

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by Anonymousreply 17608/02/2013

Is he wearing a mesh shirt, R176? How very... International Male.

by Anonymousreply 17708/02/2013

Jesse sure knows how to tastefully show off his titties. I know I couldnt have a conversation with him in that shirt without staring at his man boobs.

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by Anonymousreply 17908/02/2013

Dylan Neal had a great chest.

by Anonymousreply 18008/02/2013

I voted for Henry Cavill because his chest is broad, defined, strong, fur-dusted, and accompanied by that handsome face of his.

Jesse Metcalfe is very 10 years ago and yeah his chest is big, but it's also somehow kinda boobies-like.

by Anonymousreply 18108/02/2013

[quote]yeah his chest is big, but it's also somehow kinda boobies-like.

That's what puts Jesse's tits over the top, IMHO

by Anonymousreply 18208/02/2013

R182, "over the top" in a good or bad way?

by Anonymousreply 18308/02/2013

In a good way r183, as in I want to take naps on his ample bosom.

by Anonymousreply 18408/02/2013

Is Jesse Metcalfe white?

by Anonymousreply 18508/02/2013

Bumpitty.

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by Anonymousreply 18808/03/2013

Do you call guys' assholes "pussies"?

by Anonymousreply 18908/03/2013

It would be interesting to know which celeb shows his pecs in the most pictures.

by Anonymousreply 19008/04/2013

r187 How do people just walk around looking that? Lucky bastard.

by Anonymousreply 19108/04/2013

[quote]Do you call guys' assholes "pussies"?

OF course!

by Anonymousreply 19208/04/2013

R189, you must be new here.

by Anonymousreply 19308/04/2013

Wahlberg has always had great tits.

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by Anonymousreply 19508/06/2013

r189, men's assholes are known as "mussies".

by Anonymousreply 19608/06/2013

195 posts and no mention of Chandler ("Days of Our Lives") Massey's hot huge titties??

by Anonymousreply 19708/06/2013

Kellan Lutz seems to show his more than most others on the list.

by Anonymousreply 19808/08/2013

I'll go with Kellan.

by Anonymousreply 19908/26/2013

Hosea Chanchez's big tiddays

by Anonymousreply 20008/26/2013

I will vote for Mehcad Brooks because I think he is handsome and also because black people are rarely included in these types of polls.

by Anonymousreply 20108/26/2013

I would have won this poll, if only my schedule on "True Blood" weren't so tit-shrinking.

by Anonymousreply 20208/26/2013

[quote] I will vote for Mehcad Brooks because I think he is handsome and also because black people are rarely included in these types of polls.

Hot bitches like Mehcad Brooks don't need your pity.

by Anonymousreply 20308/27/2013

Kellan Lutz!

by Anonymousreply 20408/27/2013

R200, those are some seriously big Man-Bazoombas on Mr. Chanchez

by Anonymousreply 20508/28/2013

Lutz!

by Anonymousreply 20608/28/2013

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by Anonymousreply 20808/29/2013

Stiffer is starting to go the Ryan Phillippe route with his inked up forearms.

Is he still closeted?

by Anonymousreply 20908/29/2013

Hollywood's hottest hunk

by Anonymousreply 21008/30/2013

"Hollywood's hottest hunk"

I somewhat tend to agree, R210.

by Anonymousreply 21108/30/2013

Chris Evans is back in the lead.

by Anonymousreply 21208/31/2013

Photoshop much in R210's pic?

by Anonymousreply 21308/31/2013

I must have missed something, but who is that in the pic at [R210]?

by Anonymousreply 21408/31/2013

R214, that is Kellan Lutz. He has been known to go commando from time to time. That's a pretty good fake, if it is indeed fake.

by Anonymousreply 21508/31/2013

What's Kellan's skin color?

by Anonymousreply 21609/01/2013

r216

Tangerine.

by Anonymousreply 21709/01/2013

Chris Hemsworth for sure.

by Anonymousreply 21801/24/2014

Cole Hauser

by Anonymousreply 21901/24/2014

Billy Miller's luscious moobs.

by Anonymousreply 22001/24/2014

Another vote for Robert Buckley's tits

by Anonymousreply 22101/24/2014

Has Robert Buckley ever done a TV show or film where he keeps his shirt on?

by Anonymousreply 22201/27/2014

I don' t think he has, R222

by Anonymousreply 22301/28/2014

R210 Nice view down there...

by Anonymousreply 22401/28/2014

Jesse Metcalf's pec implants look as if they slipped a little.

by Anonymousreply 22502/04/2014

Cavill and Evans are on top in this poll.

by Anonymousreply 22603/16/2014

Kevin Lutz is best because he keeps showing them.

by Anonymousreply 22703/20/2014

Mehcad is hot and handsome. And, I agree with the earlier poster that he gets bonus points from me because so many on here won't even think of black men as hot.

by Anonymousreply 22803/20/2014

Sam Trammell could have been left off this list.

by Anonymousreply 22903/23/2014

Kellan Lutz displays his more than most others on OP's list.

by Anonymousreply 23004/03/2014

Matt Bomer has small and elegant nipples.

by Anonymousreply 23104/03/2014

You all need to see Kellan Lutz in Hercules. He wins this poll in my book, hands down.

The movie is an homage to his BEAUTIFUL pecs. The movie is a complete piece of crap but the long and lustful shots of his bare chest, nipples (and some other cast members) made it worth every penny I spent. I LOVED it!

by Anonymousreply 23204/03/2014

Lutz would get my vote if he wasn't always waxed to death.

by Anonymousreply 23304/03/2014

Check out my ample cleavage, guys!

by Anonymousreply 23405/19/2014

Must be Jesse Metcalfe!

by Anonymousreply 23505/20/2014

It would be great to see all these guys on a runway for some real judging.

by Anonymousreply 23605/28/2014

Jude Law

by Anonymousreply 23705/28/2014

Yum!

by Anonymousreply 23806/06/2014

Call the policeman! R12 has escaped from the Shady Pines rest home!

by Anonymousreply 23906/06/2014

Chris Evans at 19% is right behind Henry Cavill at 20%.

Does Jesse Metcalfe deserve to be in this since it's said that he has pec implants?

by Anonymousreply 24006/14/2014

Hot tits!

by Anonymousreply 24106/15/2014

I'm surprised Joe Manganiello is only third place in poll.

by Anonymousreply 24406/15/2014

Henry Cavill has passed 20%.

by Anonymousreply 24506/19/2014

As well he should, R245.

by Anonymousreply 24606/19/2014

Austin Peck was the first celeb that word got out about implants. They give a different glow from under the skin than where real muscle is situated.

by Anonymousreply 24706/22/2014

Hunky Cavill back in the lead.

by Anonymousreply 24807/02/2014

A favorite from the '80s.

by Anonymousreply 24907/04/2014
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