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Basic Instinct

What are you going to do? Arrest me for smoking?

by Anonymousreply 2907/12/2013

I hate rugrats.

by Anonymousreply 107/07/2013

"Were you ever engaged in any sadomasochistic activity?"

"Exactly what did you have in mind, Mr. Correli?"

by Anonymousreply 207/07/2013

[quote]Arrest me for smoking?

It's "Charge me with smoking?"

by Anonymousreply 307/07/2013

Her vagina actually let out a meow when she crossed her legs.

by Anonymousreply 407/07/2013

My mistake. It's the noise that vagina flaps make when opened and closed. Like slapping meat together.

by Anonymousreply 507/10/2013

Can we have a Showgirls thread?

I know all you bitches have seen it.

by Anonymousreply 607/10/2013

R5, that sound brings all the (straight) boys to the yard.

by Anonymousreply 707/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 807/10/2013

[quote]Can we have a Showgirls thread?

We've had many.

by Anonymousreply 907/10/2013

Wasn't Sharon Stone supposed to be in Showgirls?

by Anonymousreply 1007/10/2013

[quote]Wasn't Sharon Stone supposed to be in Showgirls?

No. Charlize Theron auditioned for the role of Nomi.

by Anonymousreply 1107/10/2013

Supposedly, Sharon Stone demurred from her initial vaj shot in the first Basic Instinct, but oh, 15 years later, she spread her knees WIDE open and showed that nasty 50-year-old vaj.

by Anonymousreply 1207/10/2013

[quote]15 years later, she spread her knees WIDE open and showed that nasty 50-year-old vaj

In what, the sequel?

by Anonymousreply 1307/10/2013

In that horrid Basic Instinct 2 sequel, I meant to continue.

by Anonymousreply 1407/10/2013

Charlize Theron probably thanks God everyday she never got Showgirls, as well as every other actress who auditioned for it.

I still like Basic Instinct, it's fun trash. The DVD has a commentary track by that nutty Camille Paglia, and it's a hoot.

by Anonymousreply 1507/10/2013

Speaking of Showgirls, why didn't E. Berkley get herself into shape if she knew she'd be doing nude scenes? Her ass looks like a horse's behind!

by Anonymousreply 1607/10/2013

She WAS in shape, R16. She just naturally has a flat ass. She wasn't buff and cut up, but I don't think the role called for that.

by Anonymousreply 1707/10/2013

No one is talking about her flat ass. She was flabby and rather boxy. You call that being in shape? Compare her body to Sharon Stone.

by Anonymousreply 1807/10/2013

She can't help the way she is shaped, genius. Elizabeth is naturally shaped with wide hips, a small waist and long legs. If you saw her in "Saved By The Bell", you'd know this. I don't know what you mean by flabby. What I saw was a tall, lean woman with wide hips.

As for Sharon Stone, well, she is a different woman with a different kind of figure.

by Anonymousreply 1907/10/2013

You call this flabby, R18? Anyone who would call THIS flabby has got some serious issues.

by Anonymousreply 2007/10/2013

I love Basic Instinct. It's in my top 500 greatest films of all time. Stone shoulda been nominated for Best Actress.

by Anonymousreply 2107/10/2013

Her ass shook like a bowl of jelly. By that time, she had outgrown her Saved by the Bell lean body. Had she worked out more, she could have had the same body as Sharon Stone. She has the type of pelvic region where it always seems like her pelvis is eating her panties/bikini.

by Anonymousreply 2207/10/2013

R22, Saved by the Bell?

by Anonymousreply 2307/10/2013

A while back a demented DLer posted a .gif of Berkely's pussy lips flapping as she did a high kick in a scene from Showgirls and we had a hilarious thread about it.

by Anonymousreply 2407/10/2013

The shot of Newman's face is what's behind all the bare-legged-to-the-crotch blondes on cable news today.

by Anonymousreply 2507/11/2013

I found the gif. It won't let me post but all you have to do is google "Elizabeth Berkley High Kick gif.

by Anonymousreply 2607/12/2013

Google Elizabeth Berkely High Kick gif and you'll find it.

by Anonymousreply 2707/12/2013

[quote] ... but all you have to do is google "Elizabeth Berkley High Kick gif.

Or all you have to do is learn how to post.

by Anonymousreply 2807/12/2013

It wouldn't let me post the link, mutherfucker. But thanks.

by Anonymousreply 2907/12/2013
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